Jia Min has called me,
Ruth has called me,
Malcolm has called me (thinking it was 12 something here instead of only 11 something),
Angela has called me,
Beth has given me my birthday present,
Monet has called me and sang Happy Birthday out of tune,
Divya has rushed into my room to give me a birthday hug…

and where is the long overdue call from the Ooi family?!?

*tick tock tick tock*

*big anime tears pooling in eyes*

I deserve a humongous birthday present for this. Three presents, one from each of them. And they better be good. And send them over instead of waiting till I go home.

MUMMY HOW CAN U FORGET THE DATE YOU GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR FIRSTBORN AND YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER? HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE DAY I HAD STRESS IN YOUR UTERUS AND SHAT IN THERE SO YOU HAD TO HAVE A CAESAREAN?!?

DADDY HOW CAN YOU FORGET YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S BIRTHDAY?!

BROTHER OOI HOW CAN YOU FORGET YOUR TAI KA CHEH?!?

They better have a good excuse. Such as they didn’t want to wake me up or something. Or they’re in a car accident somewhere. *knocks on wood*