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Family Outing

Damnation. I have realised that after redoing my blog layout, all its contents can not be viewed using Internet Explorer. Can only see using Mozilla Firefox. I also dunno why!

*curses*

*waits patiently for koneko shaun and koneko darren to finish exams*

Everybody else using Internet Explorer also has to wait patiently for the problem to be corrected. Many sorries.

Last weekend, the Oois took cheapskate advantage of our one night free stay in KL Hilton and packed our bags and moved there for the night.


::Fat Her Ooi posing maut. Pretending to be hardworking.::

Incidentally, this picture was taken after Fat Her had a terrible encounter with the toilet bidet. After wiping his ass, he decided it would be cleaner and more fun to use the bidet.

So he turned it on. In a canggih manner, the bidet cranked out of the toilet bowl.
To his horror, Fat Her Ooi saw that there was SHIT stuck on the bidet. Fat Her Ooi tried to make the bidet withdraw, but in his haste turned it ON instead.

The water sprayed at a senget angle, so it HIT THE WALL. Father Ooi frantically pressed at the buttons, causing another jet of water to spray.

In the end, the whole toilet was drenched.

Management tried to bribe us over this shit incident with chocolates. We senang terpedaya.

Other pics:


::Mummy Ooi::


::Tai Yee aka Big Auntie. Not an Ooi, though ::


::Cis. Me at an unflattering angle. Why the three of us cross legs wan?::


::Brother Ooi, Leong Tai Yee, Mummy Ooi and me::


::View of hallway that looks like a mirror::


::Blurry family portrait taken by nice but obviously lousy photographer/Indian man/hotel staff::


::The siblings Ooi. I barged in on Brother Ooi’s solo camwhoring::



::Fat Her Ooi took pics of his offspring in compromising positions::

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