*raises hand* Hsin has tagged me.It’s about time! I thought nobody was going to bother about asking me what 3 things I like. I became sour grapes and cursed at every blog I saw which had this thingy on it.
But now I have been tagged and the world is pink again.
Also I am infinitely bored. And having a quarter life crisis. So here goes.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
01 Audrey
02 Aud
03 Uhh…aud001?
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
01 Uhh…aud001?
02 aikurushii aud
03 princess chibi
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
01 height la! fuckers out there who complain they’re short, shut the fuck up at least you reach 5 feet.
02 no hair
03 big ass
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
01 height, duh *stares daggers at mum and dad ooi* thanks a lot, pals.
02 the Ooi nose. By the time I’m 40, my nose would have grown to roughly the size of a potato.
03 Amazing ability to lose keys, cell phones, ICs, plane tickets, retainers etc.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
01 My mother’s voice shouting my name. Omfg what did I do again?
02 The dentist
03 dying ugly
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
01 makeup – lots of it because without I don’t look human.
02 laughing
03 Internet
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
01 Ayumi Hamasaki
02 Dongbangshingi
03 Elvis Presley
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS:
01 Jang Nara – I’m a Woman Too
02 Siti Nurhaliza – Bukan Cinta Biasa…wtf?
03 Free Style – Please Tell Me Why
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
01 Must be bodoh and make me laugh
02 Can keep up with my talking
03 Cannot scold me
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
01 The nose! Must be straight and sharp
02 Good hair and skin
03 Funky dressing. No baggy Tshirts and slippers and jeans.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
01 Cutting off my spilt ends
02 Watching Gakkou E Ikkou
03 Taking naps
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
01 Take a shower
02 Fucking cut and dye my hair la what else. Look like pontianak now.
03 Use 20 cents and buy myself a life.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
01 Istanbul
02 Disneyland, anywhere
03 Not South Hadley
THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE: (even though I really don’t like kids)
01 Ali
02 Ah Chong
03 Muthu
No really, Liesl, Chloe and Audrey Junior. wtf.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
01 Visit all the countries in the world.
02 Stop habit of playing with my hair.
03 Become Queen of England.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
01 The way I sit, anywhere. Sure chao kong wan.
02 My hate for emo-ness and drama.
03 I have no tits. Haha!
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
01 Makeup. Three cosmetic bags of it.
02 As if it’s not obvious enough, the obsession with pink.
03 Uhh… I wear a bra? To make it LOOK like I have boobs, you understand.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
01 Hideaki Takizawa
02 Ken Miyake
03 Doraemon
Eh isn’t there a section where I have to say the 3 people I’m tagging? I make one myself. I tag:
01 Leroy Tan – I know you damn free now.
02 pesky 😀
03 expectation?