Again I have lost the will to blog.Once again I feel I’m writing posts just to cater to people and to make them laugh.

I have nothing of depth to write.

What do people care how my hair looks like now or my latest dumb action? Who in the world is interested in seeing the latest chubby photo of Fat Her Ooi?

I don’t even read the news (shaddup la I know I’m katak di bawah tempurung) or have anything intellectual or thought-provoking to say.

I don’t have anything to comment on Sarong Party Girl’s boobies.
Or Kenny Sia’s rambutan texture legs.
I don’t do stylish things like consume drugs and write reviews about them.
I don’t write emo poems or analyze intellectual matters like Taiwan and China.

I’m too forgetful/lazy to whip out my camera and take pictures, unless they’re of myself and I’m sure everybody is quite sick of me “pan-ning” cute.

People’s brain cells are combusting just by clicking on this pink page.

WHy is she so fucking stupid? All she talks about is her balding problem, losing her plane tickets and her diarrhea!

Yes, all I talk about is myself (in boring tones) with the odd day dream or hallucination thrown in. My English not even that terrer!

Half of me is even starting to feel like I don’t want to disclose so much of my life online anymore.

Got meaning meh, I ask you?

Maybe it’s time for a hiatus. Hor?