My streak of suayness has yet to come to an end.What the fuckity fuck is wrong with me?!

Yesterday, I was supposed to meet Eng, Diana and Kok Kin at Lot 10 after work. Since I was already late obviously I tried to walk faster la.

Unbeknownst to me, I walked the entire Bintang area with my skirt tucked up my underwear.

I only knew when this lady came up from behind and tapped me on the shoulder and told me my skirt was somewhere up in the clouds.

Why la why la?!?!?!

It wasn’t actually tucked up my undies la but it was made of light cotton and fluffy all over, so when I walked at superspeed, the fucking skirt somehow naik and just wouldn’t come down again.

Some more you know what kind of undies I was wearing or not?! SOme kiddy underwear which was white and had cutesy prints of manga all over it in red!!

No wonder random Malay and Indian men kept coming up to me and calling “Ah Moi!”

I take comfort in the fact that they approached me from the FRONT and so wouldn’t have seen the back of my skirt.

I won’t be going back to Sungei Wang anytime soon.

Today another horrid incident occured.

I wore my fucking shirt inside out. Need I say more?

I only realised it two hours after I stepped into the office.

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF?! I HAVE NO FUCKING INTEGRITY OR DIGNITY LEFT! EVERYBODY IN KUALA LUMPUR WILL KNOW ME AS THE GIRL WHO GOT DRESSED BLIND AND TUCKS HER SKIRT INTO HER UNDERWEAR AFTER PEEING.

Never will I wear a skirt again and never will I step foot into Bukit Bintang again.