Fat Her Ooi is sitting opposite me at his own laptop, googling his own name.Eat full too free.

So this morning I woke up, got dressed and stumbled downstairs to go to work as usual.

Opened the door, saw the rain pouring down. Thought of riding the fucking always-late KTM drenched in rain and mood dropped even more than usual.

I turned to Mummy Ooi. “Mummy, will you fetch me to office today?”

“All the way in KL? You siao ar?”

“Okay, then can I not go to work today?”

“Yalah, don’t need to go la. Tell them you’re sick.”

Wow.

Before she could change her mind, I SMSed colleague to tell him I was having diarrhea and wouldn’t be coming in today, ran upstairs, threw on my pajamas and jumped back into bed.

MUAHAHAHAHAH.

Employee of the Year.