Me and Jia Min have decided that our Shitty Exes should just date each other to see who is the shittier one. Whoever dumps who first loses.Reasons why Liow Wei Zhen and Tan Qizhen should get together (and probably kill each other while at it):

1. They have the exact same birthdate and birthplace so they can have a double celebration. (Which, I think, says a lot to vouch for astrology cos the same birthdate produced the same type of Shitty Ex)

2. They both have ‘Zhen’ in their names.

3. Both think their ex-girlfriends are sluts. Tan thinks that Jia Min will get AIDS while clubbing and Liow tells my best friend and I dunno who else that I fuck around.

4. Both are obsessive. Tan hopes that Jia Min will “suffer as much as he did before she dies” -____-” while Liow is still obsessed with what happens in my life 3 years after breaking up, picks fights online and interrogates me about my Friendster pictures.

5. Funnily enough, both think the other is a bastard for treating their (then) girlfriends like that.