Truly, discrimination dominates the world.

Even an innocent looking website is not free from it.

Thanks to my fluctuating weight, I decided to calculate my body mass index to see how underweight I am.

I clicked on THIS site.

This site not only takes into account your height and weight but also your age to see if you’re a suitable size for your age yadda yadda.

So I put in my height and weight and pressed OK. They calculated my BMI as 17 point something. Then they asked me to key in my age.

So I keyed in 20.

A pop-up appeared.

“Height seems too low for Age, so Age was changed.”

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Then I saw that the site had automatically changed my age to 11 years.

This is a sensitive issue ok! People say age 20 means age 20 la! You think I’m blind enough to commit this kind of typo where I mistake 20 for 11 ar?

Angela tried her own statistics and they didn’t change her age! I tell you, this is discrimination. Why don’t you just give me a handicapped parking space and tell the whole world I am entitled to it because I’m a dwarf?

Damn unfair man! Then like that, people taller than 6 feet should go for Ripley’s Believe It or Not as mutant giants right? (Do not take offense, people higher than 6 feet)

Short is cute okay! Nicer to hug! If I fall down also not as painful as you tall buggers… the floor nearer what! Center of gravity also lower so more stable and less chance of even falling.

Some more what else? Short you can push your way to the front of a crowd and nobody will say anything cos you are not blocking their view anyway.

Shorter people live longer anyway. If your height and life length is inversely proportionate, I would outlive everyone I know.

And now, long tops are in. So I can just buy regular length tops and wear it and still be in fashion cos it will be long on me.

HUH!

*runs off to console self by reading ‘Thumbelina’*