Ganguro Aud

Since tonight I am so free, all alone at home, while Happening Roommate frolicks outside happily with Guy Madly In Love With Her, I shall blog a lot.

It is a day early, but who cares.

Happy 18th Birthday to Brother Ooi!

Have a great day, you booger. And be thankful that your parents remembered your birthday because mine did not. *rubs it in*

::This is my wallpaper now because I miss them so much (even though none of them remembered my birthday on time)::

Today, a friend of ours promised to take us shopping at an outlet mall, much to me and Angela’s orgasmic delight. Do you know how many brands that mall had? Like 500, I swear! And all at factory outlet prices! This was so orgasmic, we even woke up early on a Saturday just for it.

But then! Disaster struck!

When I was getting into said friend’s car, I couldn’t close the car door after me. So I pulled with all my strength (which really is quite a lot and you’ll see why soon) and the car door slammed shut with an almighty thunk.

(And also a rattle).

Yup, I broke his car window.

Wait wait, not the glass la, duh. You think I’m that powerful ar? But I slammed the door closed hard enough that the car window rosak after that and couldn’t wind up. So like that how to go?

We hadn’t even left school grounds and already I had spoiled something!

The car window was all the way down and it wouldn’t come up. How to just leave it there with an open window while we went shopping? What if get stolen?

We had to postpone the trip for some other day. Angela hated me for some time after that.

I’m sure my friend hated me quite a bit too, because when he dropped us back at our building I pulled the latch to open the door and THE WHOLE FREAKING THING CAME OFF IN MY HAND.

I should just walk everywhere from now on.

So to cheer Angela and myself up, I came up with this idea that since we had this whole free afternoon ahead of us, we should go ahead and entertain ourselves by dressing up as Ganguro.

Step 1: Buy bronzing powder and swish it all over your face. A lot of it. The more the better.

Step 2: Color your brows some jeng shade brow pencil like blond or freaking light brown. If you have brow mascara, all the better.

Step 3: Color your entire eye area white (light blue works too)

Step 3: Conteng black eyeliner around your eyes.

Step 4: Wear lots of bright clashing scanty clothes

*Effect works a lot better if you already have kam mou before this.