In the depths of jealousy and left-outness, I have decided I should belong in Brother Ooi’s birthday picture.

That’s me on the right, next to Mummy Ooi.

People have asked why didn’t I just insert a photo of myself there.

That’s a good question.

Moving on, Darren Tan has gotten his U.S. visa at last!

FInally, they have decided that he is not going to hijack a plane or send anthrax to anyone or take off and hide in a Chinese restaurant, furiously washing the dishes by the drains.

So now, the next step is he has to sit in a bus for a day and a half before he can make it to good ol’ Mount Holyoke….and wash my clothes for me.

No la, with my luck he won’t come and I’ll have to lug my laundry bag to the basement myself.

On a totally different note, am going to reperm my hair again, as have realilsed that I know look like 849209402 other girls with this hair.

Some more more and more people are joining the bangs brigade. wtf.

Tak Boleh!

Therefore, I am either going to reperm OR straighten my hair. Let me show you.

Damn fuxxing pretty right?! I want I want!

Another option is the straightened hair at the back. The bangs don’t really want em like that kua.

And this is if by the time I go do my hair its still to short to do the perm or straightening, I’ll cut it and dye it like this.

If anyone takes any of these pics and runs off to their hairdresser with it, I swear I’ll send you anthrax.