Thursday was January 19th 2006.
It was also my 8th month anniversary.
The first monthly anniversary that we finally get to celebrate together.
And I forgot about it!!
No, I didn’t forget about it. I miscounted the days and thought the 19th was on Friday. And a few days ago I cleverly quizzed him in a speedy and loud tone, “What Day is Friday?”
Oh well. Maybe no fate to celebrate anniversaries on time. Anyway, only yearly anniversaries are real ones, right? Right?
A long time ago, Darren Tan had requested that I dedicate a whole post to him.
Oh, very well.
Today we shall talk about his bad habits.
(This one’s for you, babe)
1. Likes to eat lots of bananas which cause wind and make him fart at random moments.
2. Likes to grab me right as he lets one rip, and force me to smell it, saying “If you love me you’ll smell my fart”. Fuxxing sadist.
3. Doesn’t wash his jeans for two years.
4. DotA freak omfg.
5. SHowers with his specs on.
But then he also puts up with MY bad habits:
1. Keep slashing my own fingers and still never learning, while peeling mangoes.
2. Tripping over nothing.
3. Dropping things on a daily basis (yes Yennie, I have Spinocerebullar Degenerative Disease, thanks)
I only have THREE compared to his FIVE okay!
Anyway, noone should get this much attention on this blog except ME so this post is over. Thanks,
(And I still <3 you babe)