Okay, so let me just get down on my knees and thank god that I didn’t have to resort to drinking my birthday away.21 is my favorite birthday ever!

Let me list down my presents!

1. A gold key on a necklace from Mummy and Daddy Ooi (sent by Special Delivery) Iloveitloveitloveitloveit
2. Silver bracelet with pink teddybear charm from Jia Min Chung
3. Pink and grey tube top, lotsa nail art stuff and the best eyebrow shaver in the world from Angela
4. Pink Snoopy bedroom slippers and a plastic tiara and sceptre/wand from Monet -_-”

::Because I am, apparently, Princess of the Day::

::A beautiful birthday card from the Ooi parents. That’s me on the front (duh)::

::Me as a baby. Who would have guessed I would grow up to look…::

::…like this.::

::Yes, like this. It’s a wonder I had any friends. In case
it’s not clear, I am wearing huge red metal glasses and buck
teeth. You don’t get any clearer pictures because I am done
embarrassing myself.::

5. My birthday present to myself. Pink water bottle.

Let me tell you the story of my birthday. (Btw, it was on Friday, Feb 10)

On Thursday evening, Angela made me go with her to the mall to get some
stuff (and our water bottles because we have droughts in our
room). Even though I am at chronic poverty level, I went with
her, only to get depressed by the sight of so many pretty clothes and
nothing to pay for them with.

Then coming back, she told me not to remove my makeup yet because she
wanted to take pictures sempena my birthday. This being not an
unusual thing for us camwhores, I thought nothing of it.

Then later on, she told me it was because Elise and Jeannie were coming
over with a surprise birthday cake and she didn’t want me to look
shitty when they came.

*rolls eyes* Of course I knew they would come over with
something! That’s what they’ve been planning all along when they
spoke Mandarin among each other in hushed whispers.

At 11.30pm, Monet came over with her presents for me. After being
stupid with the tiara for a while, she left. At that time, I was
talking to Mummy Ooi on the phone and she asked me if I had already
receieved her gold necklace.

“Haven’t get wor.”
“I sent it by Special Delivery. You should get it tomorrow la.”

But then, Angela started acting uncharacteristically bossy and told me
to hang up the phone because Elise and Jeannie were on the way here.

Then she proceeded to blindfold me with a red cloth napkin that I
accidentally stole from one of the dining halls (that’s a story for
another day) and made me sit on the bed.

I could hear Monet’s voice outside saying she left her cell phone and
felt quite stupid for sitting there like an idiot with a napkin aroung
my head.

Then a whole bunch of people clatters in and the bed sinks down next to me. Sei Elise ar sitting down here for what what are they planning omfg

And then Angela pulls off my blindfold and I see the Eveready
Supper Maker/Special Delivery Guy sitting next to me holding roses in
one hand and a muffin with a candle in the other.

So what if I cried!!! Very touching and emo ok!

Sei Shaun you don’t mock me! See if Jia Min does it for you see if you cry until you vomit! wtf.

::Me being in shock which explains the badshapedness of this picture::

And then I got to skip school on Friday and go to New York!

::Ignore those thugs::

::Busy busy New York. Ask me to live there, I’ll die of stress and asthma::

::Me at the subway. Which reminds me!::

::On the way back to MA, we had the suayness to be in the same carriage
as this NoseDigger. In fact, he’s by far the most chronic
NoseDigger I have ever seen, because not only does he use two fingers
to dig his nose simultaneously, he also eats his “pei si” after that
(for almost an hour)::

::After we got back, we got to go to a party. Yalah this is the same bathroom we always take pics in
::

::Elise, Angela, Yen, me, Mild, Jeannie::

::Eh fei chai thanks for making the time and money to come here <3:D::

Thanks to everyone who wished me! Didn’t think so many people would remember T________T

And I especially love (in no particular order):
Mummy and Daddy Ooi, Brother Ooi, Jia Min Chung, Hsin-Ee Tan, Angela
Luo, Yen Chiang, Elise Wong, Monet Kim and the Special Delivery Boy.