I am so stressed!I am as stressed as Jeannie who takes 92834 science classes & labs
and has some variation of “I am stressed” written on her MSN everyday
and eats to destress.

I’m so stressed that I have a permanent frown on my face, so let me
just take a quick break to rub my forehead cos I don’t want no wrinkles
on it.

There.

And here it comes back. Shit.

I’m stressed because I’m 21 and I’m an adult and I’m doing adult-like
things like checking out internships and applying for internships and
not getting any replies to internships and getting wrinkles and cussing
and shit.

I bet this is why adults get white hair, doing all these adult things.

AM I INVISIBLE TO THE WORLD? DOES NOONE SEE MY EMAILS?! AM I TOO INCOMPETENT TO GET A JOB?

I am surrounded by overachieving, people who take 13430 classes, a shitload of extracurricular activities and work 3 jobs a day.

I hate them.

They make me feel damn incompetent, like I have to up my ass and grow 6 more arms so I can do all this too.

I guess that’s why I’m growing this permanent wrinkle, maybe it’s just one more step closer to 8 arms.