The most bizarre thing happened today.Being the Friendster whore i am, I clicked my Friendster page and saw – ooh – new messages.

Looks innocent, doesn’t it?

Looks harmless, doesn’t he?

He just wants to know girls online.

But there’s a bizarre twist to the story. Actually two.

Bizarre Twist #1 I’m already on his friend list

Bizarre Twist #2 This idiot is my ex-boyfriend.

*sob* I’m so ashamed!

Honestly!

I sat there for maybe 5 minutes trying to decipher his meaning before beckoning Angela over to take a guess over what he’s trying to do.

Some more, he sent the damn message twice. Scared I won’t receive it ar?

Did he forget such a person called Audrey Ooi existed?

HAHAHHAHA why la why?! Am I so forgettable? Was I such a bitter past that in reaction to the trauma he erased all memory of me from his mind?

Mind you, it was a very easy and simple ending. The next day, I went to curl and dye my hair and got over it.

But takkan until forget he even knows an Audrey? We haven’t spoken in a long time but we still have mutual friends! And I just realised I saw him last year at Darren Tan’s farewell party!

So the only plausible reason is that he doesn’t recognise me.

Very different meh? *frowns*

Dammit, I even have a picture with him in it in my Friendster!

He has this pic in HIS Friendster too! OMG.

Hahahahah I don’t understand! How come got such people in this world?! He even tried to bluff me and say he’s new to Friendster but I know for a fact he’s been using it for years! Shit I also shy la.

And everybody laughs at me because a new hairstyle was enough for me to forget and move on. Looks like it was the same for him too. = =