AudDisgusting AudRubbish

I’m coming home

It’s the end of the school year and I’ve been frantically trying to pack/find nice homes for my stuff for the next year and a half.Beth is taking two boxes, Yen probably just one, a lot of crap is going to be moulding in the basement of the Delles, and a boxful was sent to Aaron in Kentucky, who’s going to pass it to me when he sees me in KL.

Ooh, Aaron was the guy I met on the way back from Singapore to KL one year ago and we somehow stayed friends ever since.

Since he’s a guy and I figured he doesn’t have that much to carry anyway, I shipped a box of my clothes to him to help me carry back since I confirm overweight wan.

One day he messages me on MSN.

“Audrey, I’m taking Air Asia from KL to Miri, and the luggage limit is only 10kg. Your clothes how? What if I’m overweight?”

“Just throw away la.”

“Siao! Where can throw?”

“Okay la, keep the pink Converse sneakers and my pink polka dot jacket.”

But he refuses, saying it’s a waste blah blah. Fucking auntie.

“Ok la, tell me what I sent you and I’ll tell you if can throw or not.”

He turns on his webcam and proceeds to show me every article of clothing I sent.

I get the shock of my life when he finally lifts up a long white piece of thing to his chest.

Why oh why did I send him my thermal underwear!!

I peer closer at the screen.

Why oh why did I send him the ones that are actually my brother’s old ones and have an opening at the crotch for easy peeing!!!!

I was tempted to printscreen but I’m too ashamed.

“Eh Audrey, what’s this ar?”

“Oh…hahahahhaha! No la, those are not mine, don’t know why my mother packed it in for me also hahahahaha….”

“Oh okay..”

“Yeah….hahahahahah….”

Thanks a lot for ruining your own image.

Oh ya, how can I forget….I will be arrving in Malaysia May 16!!!

Who wants to meet up with me raise their hand! I feel so left out that everybody gets to go for blogger meets and shit. I also want la! I hate feeling left out the most.

Earlier I saw something that scared me a lot about Japan.


We’re going to live with homestay families and I’m sorry that I’m the most horrible person in the world, but this picture scares me a lot.

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