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Yes, I am aware that I haven’t updated for a long time but I’ve been a busy woman haven’t I?Hsin’s hospitalised with dengue fever. :((((((((( Get well soon, woman! I’ll come as often as I can and entertain you:))))

I’m on my second temp job, this time at this electronics company in Glenmarie, which is another name for Middle of Nowhere.

I like temp jobs because if you don’t like it, you can comfort yourself that you’re going to be leaving these pissy idiots soon.

My supervisor is driving me up the wall!!!

Everyday she keeps coming up to me to tell me that my clothes are inappropriate.

Just because I don’t have straightened hair and glasses like her, and my clothes don’t consist of black skirts, black pants and striped collared shirts!

The first day I was wearing a green tank top, black half cardigan, white skirt and gold ballet flats. OK la shaddup if you feel like commenting about my color coordination.

Supervisor hurried up to me, mumbled something about my skirt being inappropriate and scooted off again.

What’s wrong! It’s just a decent length white cotton skirt with a jagged hem. Ok so fine, this happens to be the same skirt that went up my ass while I was walking around in Bukit Bintang last year.

But I checked and it wasn’t tucked up my underwear! Jealous issit my skirt nicer than her Comma black pants.

Then the next day I wore a white blouse (very see mun!) and knee length formal-like brown pants.

She beckoned to me and told me “we’re not allowed to wear shorts around here.”

WHO’S WEARING SHORTS! YOU THINK I’M SO STUPID TO WEAR SHORTS TO WORK? IT’S PANTS OK! PANTS! MORE LIKE CUELOTS ALSO!

The day before I saw another colleague wear a halter and a t-shirty kind of top outside! She can wear like that why I cannot!

I suspect she’s just happy to have someone lowlier than her to boss around.

When she’s not making comments on my outfits, she’s making me check people’s toll/parking receipts to make sure they’re not cheating the company.

I hate her.

I spent the whole of today peering at small faded pieces of paper, checking the numbers against lists and stabbing at a calculator (harder when I cannot get the numbers to tally), thanks to her.

Damn mean. I hope she stays at this job forever21 wtf.

Melbourne mission has been temporarily derailed. :((((

I have the most amazingly terrible luck with jobs. Dah lah I don’t even get callbacks or replies for most of the jobs I apply for. But for the ones I do get, something happens to a big portion of them, like they don’t need me anymore, or the event was postponed, or they suddenly can’t meet me, or it rains while I’m going to see the interviewer.

So this time, a Siemens job I was supposed to be doing has been postponed to dunno when. :((((((((((

EH FASTER INTRO ME TO JOBS LA WHOEVER KNOWS!

Moving on, I have finally returned to my bimbo roots and thus am going to talk about my hair today.

(Actually, I refuse to refer to myself as a bimbo anymore and I forbid anyone to call me one too because too many people are saying proudly that they’re bimbos and I don’t want to be same as them.)

(But I am really the original bimbo also original pink lover wtf)

Anyway. I got bored of my boring old bangs and stupid boring straight hair behind.

So I got a haircut.


Yucks. Boring two-toned hair with overgrown length.


Aiya cannot see properly.


Die la I lost my ability to camwhore. Actually I’ve been pampered by Angela’s power swivel screen camera and her power non-shaking hands. Whenever I have to take a picture, my hand has a will of its own and waves like Queen Elizabeth.


From the side. That’s not really the shape of my lips, I’m just doing my pan cute mouth.

Then I colored it. I think it’s a little bit on the bright side, even for me.

But I like it, and only RM75!


The color damn kam right?



Again, John Tang is god.

At coloring I mean, the cut is someone else.

Meow and I (with Min in tow) harrassed him at his house again, demanding that he dye our hair for us at ridiculous prices.

I am happy!!

But Meow is not, cos her color is too red and lala and only people like Audrey will like it so you better not ask her for her opinion anymore. :((((

Please pray that my Intensive Medium Blond does not change after washing to Poh Kong Gold.

P/S: Oh ya, my camera rosak already thanks to MEOW FONG so I had to resort to taking webcam pictures. :(((

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