This morning (and the last) my neighbor’s very rude little boy woke me up at the ungodly hour of 8-9 am with his incessant shrieks at his pitiable Indonesian maid.It was pretty hard to miss him because he went on for about half an hour. Again this is why I hate children.

I finally fell asleep and dreamt I stalked into his house holding a meat knife and waved it in front of his face. When that didn’t work, I slammed his head into the wall.

Very cool right! I felt like the Terminator. *eyes shining*

Anyway, the past weekend has been a wonderful one for tops!

On Saturday, a mysterious parcel arrived from “Bobo” from Hong Kong. I ripped it open and tah-dah! It’s my green tank top that I ordered from Ebay that I thought had gotten lost in the mail!

And then later I went to Sungei Wang and got my Konkon top!!! *eyes shining more*

I call it the Konkon top because it’s the kind of top that Asami Konno of Morning Musume fame likes to wear.

I was lusting after this top on Ebay but while I was out and away from the computer, some sneaky woman stole in and outbidded? outbade? me!

You broke my heart, bitch. >(((((

I thought it was lost forever. I stormed around Sungei Wang hunting for a top that would take my mind off my love. And I found the same exact one!

I am so excited! I am as obsessed over this top as DarrenTan is over dota!

Let me show you:

Isn’t it the most beautiful top in the world?

And I have it! Cheaper than on Ebay too. Yay! *mexican wave*

And then I got a long grey top that the fourfeetnine shall wear as a dress. Only RM29.90!

I told you short people save money. And we live longer too.

But no pictures of the other tops cos everyone will say they’re all damn ah lian again and actually even the Konkon top is fugly >(((( (It is not.)

On a more serious note, I shall talk about my chinese medicine and sleeping habits.

For those of you who have been reading, I’ve been having some menstrual problems, i.e. my period has decided to make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

Western medicine hasn’t done a thing to make it return so Mummy Ooi has resorted to Chinese traditional medicine.

The sinseh said my body especially my kidneys (wtf?) is too weak so it’s like I have menopause now. Don’t look at me, that’s what he said.

So I have to drink a bowl of shitty-tasting soup twice a day. And the doctor says I have to sleep before 1am every night if not I’ll never get cured.

Sounds like bullshit to me but I’m not taking my chances because my period still hasn’t come back to me. And if it doesn’t come back to me, that means no Melbourne for sure.

So for the next few days you know what I’ll be doing – jumping and eating lots of pineapples.