Okay people, we have a lot to catch up on here.Let me list down the topics before I forget.
(a) Melbourne trip yay!
(b) my important career as a part-timer
(d) champagne launch at Westin
(e) my flight with Manpower

Firstly, I get to go to Melbourne because MAS is having a promo where they’re selling Melbourne tickets for RM1200 (USD 300 for US people), which is RM800 less than normal (USD 200).

So I’m going, albeit only for two weeks (which is what the ticket is good for). Which reminds me to stock up on jeans, because I left all mine in US (too heavy and space-consuming). But there is no fear of Melbourne weather for the person who once wore a miniskirt out at 0 Celcius *stands tall and proud*

Yay yay! I get to go! Though I will have no money to spend there!

I will walk around with my eyes closed so I don’t get tempted by nice window displays. T_T

I will eat only Yeff Tan’s food everyday so no need to pay.

I will walk everywhere instead of taking tram. My power calves can take it.

I will sneak into the zoo at night so no need to pay either. Eh like My Sassy Girl.

To earn money for Melbourne, I’ve been doing all kinds of jobs, as you all know. First job was receptionist at Nippon Express – fun and relaxing.

2nd job was at T______ in Glenmarie with the sour woman who hated my clothes.

3rd job was giving out flyers with Hsin and Suet.

Like both of them, I solemnly swear to take every single flyer handed to me from now on.

Damn sanfu ok!

*hands out flyer*
*woman shrinks away and walks off quickly* =.=

*hands out flyer to very handsome Eurasian businessman*
“I’ll take this just because you’re cute.”
*grins goofily*

*hands out flyer to malay man wearing songkok collecting derma*
“Ini apa?” (What’s this?)
“Southern Bank punya promotion…personal loan”
“Nombor telefon ada dalam ar?” (Got your number inside ar?)

WTF! Do your work properly la! People ask you to collect derma, not phone numbers wtf.

Okay la us too. We got sidetracked from our job at the pasar malam by earrings and nail art stickers.

*Me, Hsin and Suet were browsing through the earrings trying to think which to buy.*
*Malay derma man comes up to me again*
“Cik berapa tahun ah?” (How old are you, miss?)
“Tiga puluh tiga” (Thirty-three)
“Eh nampak macam 15” (But you look 15) [Cis.]
“Bukan, sudah kahwin.” (No, married already.)

*hands flyer to sleazy Ah Bengs*
“Eh leng lui what language you speak?”
“Er Japanese.” wtf
“Got phone number in this or not?” *brandishes flyer*
“Don’t have, I’m tourist” *runs away*

All in all, it was quite fun, working with the both of them. Plus I didn’t get any darker thanks to sunblock SPF 50++ XD

4th job was registration at some new champagne launch at Westin. Mingled with Camelia, Jien (and his two ang moh chicks), rich, sunburned white people, fake accents and lots of cleavage.

5th job is telemarketing but it pays well so oh well.

Continuation tomorrow: my fight with Manpower.

WARNING: DO NOT EVER WORK WITH MANPOWER JOB AGENCY.

Stay tuned to find out why.