::Because you look cute here even though I look like some chewed-up piece of meat::To my Beloved Hsin,
Happy 21st Birthday my love!!! I’m sorry that I can’t be around to celebrate your special day with you… I hope you had loads of fun (even without me) and no cracks about your age, I promise (because I am 5 months older than you anyway).
Thanks for always being around for me throughout the years. 11 years of best-friendship started because back in Standard 5, we were too ugly for anyone else to want to be friends with us anyway. Birds of the same feather flock together wtf.
From our shared love for Buku Sumber and Lee Anthony Brennan’s boob necklace, we parted interest-ways because you fell in love with visual rockers and I stayed with my pretty boys, and you now dress like the sophisticated classy chick you are and I dress like the sei ah lian I am, we always managed to remain close like fcuk and I appreciate that:D
I’ll camp over your 22nd birthday, I promise:D
Lotsa love,
Aud
So how is Melbourne, eh, you ask me?
Well, it’s pretty good, from what I can see from the bed in this corner of Darren’s room.
Yes, I am still sick, damnation.
Let me say it again, TWO WHOLE YEARS in New England, and I didn’t fall sick ONCE, unless you count the occasional diarrhea and urinary tract infection.
And the minute I step off the MAS Boeing 747 or whatever at Melbourne International, some horrible strain of flu virus sneaks up on me unawares and holds me in its throes for the past few fucking days.
I don’t remember being sick for quite this long, since when I got hospitalised for pneumonia in first grade.
When my throat didn’t hurt, my head didn’t throb, and I wasn’t coughing up blood. Ok that last part I made up. A little.
Haha I dunno why I like this photo.
On the way to Melbourne Aquarium.
So the most memorable thing I’ve done in the past week is go to Melbourne Aquarium.
Big lobsters. Good thing I don’t like seafood wtf
The seadragons were so pretty! They look like some kinda floating plant. *heart heart* wtf
Er coral! Very pretty, like.
I forgot what fish this is, but I call it the Asami Konno fish.
Very alike la! When I saw the fish I straightaway thought of her. Though obviously the fish doesn’t have such huge jugs. *ahem*
Biggus scarifishus wtf. I’m giving you a lesson in biology.
“Darren Tan! Take a picture with the fish!”
“Ng lan oi la wtf.” (Fuck, don’t want la wtf)
Me taking a picture with the STAR fish HAHAHHA GEDDIT.
Btw, the starfish had tiny tentacles that felt quite disgusting on my palm. My expression was because I was trying to smile while threatening Darren Tan to take the picture quick if not the fish is going down his throat wtf.
Jellyfish!
More disgusting big fish.
Er I forgot what was behind us
Yes I lived to tell the tale of kena baham by Jaws, and all that jazz.
To do you all the courtesy of not leaving you with this fugly picture of The Black Hole I call My Mouth gaping in the middle of my face, I decided to upload pictures of the sticker photos I dragged Darren Tan to take with me to show off wtf.
Me: Eh Darren Tan, why cannot detect I plugged in my camera wan?
Yeff: *tiredly* Wait for a while and see.
Me: Wait very long already! Still cannot! *whinge*
Yeff: Try turning it on again.
Me: No! I’ve done that and it still doesn’t detect! Usually at once can detect already!
Yeff: *checks USB cable and looks depressed* That’s because you shoved the cable into the network cable port.
We can’t agree who is cuter again.
