Being touristy

Because I am officially known by the Melbourne WTF Gang as Sei Ah Lian, I had to live up to my status and force Yeff to take more sticker pics with me, because as you all know, ah lians can never take too many sticker pictures.

Other than this very productive activity, we went to Crown and the Yarra River (I think?) to be touristy and take all classes of touristy photos.

Shaun is a failure at taking pictures. WHen he is holding the camera he’s as steady as a rock. But the moment he presses the shutter, his hands start vibrating as though he has Parkinson’s disease. This photo is courtesy of Calm Chris wtf.

Courtesy of cigarette smoke. But quite cool. I thought. My pink Converses are making a cameo *clap clap*

Courtesy of the camera timer. Yeff, me, Chris and Shaun.

We also went to a candy store. I stood outside and watched two men pour hot molten candy syrup onto their workstation or whatever it’s called and worked at getting it the right consistency.

I thought, Now this makes a good tourist picture, and snapped a shot.

Look at the man on the right HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

But he didn’t like it.

“You, come inside.”

“Er, no, that’s okay, the view from here is fine.”

“No, no, come here.” *beckons vigorously*

“Er, okay.” *steps into shop*

“Let me see that.” *waves at camera with candy-coated hand*

I show him the fugly pic and almost shit in my pants laughing.

Freaking vainpot, he insisted that I take another cooler and sexier pic of him before he let me go. But I’m not putting it up here cos I deleted it once I left the shop.

For all his unphotogenicness, his handiwork is quite terrer. Check out his pink candy toadstool.

Oh and then yesterday I went shopping with Shereen!

Er, these are earrings right? WHy suddenly look so funny wan. Anyway, photo taken by Shereen so I forgot.

She must have thought it’s damn interesting to bring the jakun Malaysian around Melbourne so she took lots of rubbish pictures of me. Actually we were just pretending to browse in this shop to escape the rain. = =

The skirt I’m holding was damn retro and damn old school and damn cute. But yalah also damn expensive. (To me who’s on a budget, anyway)

Er I like my hair color here. Dress, as you can see, is 4298349 times too big for me.

Shereen forced me to take picture with the Kookai sign omg. Sorta like how I force Yeff to take sticker pictures. Suddenly I know how he feels.

I mentioned her name multiple times in this entry and finally here she is. She looks well-groomed and flawless while I look like a complete horror next to her. See, Melbourne wind. *does Vanna White hands*

Grace told me no Australians would be caught dead shopping at Supre because it’s cheap and mass-made, probably like what Forever21 is like in the US. But I don’t care because I am on a budget and besides, both Supre and Forever21 clothes are damn cute. The woman next to me must be a tourist too then. But only I can be so thick-skinned and jakun to actually take a picture at the shop entrance.