Okay, okay, I found out I actually suck at writing emo posts.Kenny Sia said he laughed when reading my post.
Even Suet told me she didn’t feel sad at all reading it.
My heart is breaking and you laugh! *clenches fist till fake nails break*
Fine la fine la let my life be a joke la. Let me henceforth be known as the Sei Ah Lian who part-times as a comedian.
Anyway, as a continuation to Crappy Emo Post, I present Crappy Emo Post 2 (very original title).
SInce I am terribly inept at writing emo posts that make people cry, I shall emo blog with pictures this time. (Since pictures say a thousand words yadda yadda)
This is a tribute to every single time we met and then one of us had to fucking take a plane somewhere.
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA
Wedding photo wtf. Taken in Genting when we were still only known as “best friends” wtf.
Taken in my house. I get a kiss because I cooked for him, hahahohohuhu.
TORONTO, CANADA
Taken on the train to downtown Toronto. Shaddup la I woke up damn early. I already told you I can sleep anytime, anywhere. Once I fell asleep at a MacDonalds at peak hour. Another time I fell asleep on the KTM standing up. Also fell asleep in office toilet before.
Taken on the eve of Chinese New Year, before reunion dinner. Don’t look at my fugly undies sticking out at the back. There, who asked you to look?
I decided we should have an adventure so we went walking on this nature trail. Luckily no bears around. It started snowing so I made him write this on a big rock.
NEW YORK/SOUTH HADLEY, USA
Forgot where exactly in New York. Being touristy.
On the Amtrak to New York. Woke up at 4am for this. Felt like fugitives, yo.
In a Mount Holyoke bathroom before a party. I was quite graceful that night and didn’t step on him or look too awkward.
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA
Where is this ar? Got tram behind…does that mean this is Bourke street? Aiyah dunno la!
In his very messy room. Okay la the messiness is due to me la! “You were supposed to come and help me clean my room! But now you’re here the room is even messier!” Yes lah shaddup la.
Er, as you can see, we’re living in a bubble underwater wtf.
On the tram to Roy’s house wtf. We’re the public transport couple.
Ok faster come visit me in Japan now ok Yeff?
Ok end of Crappy Emo Post 2.
This morning we (including Suet) sent Brother Ooi off at KLIA to the US.
True to Ooi family form, we (including Suet) woke up late. -_-”
We were supposed to leave the house at 6.45 am. We only woke up at 6.48 am.
We had to go in two cars cause we couldn’t fit all the baggage in one.
Brother Ooi called from the car in front, “Eh, Daddy’s asking why Mummy is driving so slow.”
Mummy Ooi said, “So action say I drive slow?” And she floored the accelerator.
My mother, the speed demon. The woman who drives at 60 kmph even on the highway.
When we overtook Fat Her, she said, “Put your hand out and wave at him.” =.=
When my brother went down the escalator to the departure hall, BOTH my parents cried.
I felt like crying too. Had tears in my eyes but I don’t know if that was because I cried or because I yawned.
All the best in the US, Bra. (Barry-ah said quickly = Bra) I’m fucking proud of you. WIsh I could have gone with you to America this time. Take care of yourself. I’ll kill anyone who tries to hurt you. 🙁 And if I ever see your tiny dick on Collegefuckfest, I’ll rip it out.
Love, Cheh cheh.
Some last family photos:)
