*claws at laptop screen*
Finally I am blogging!
FIrst it was laziness (and also cos Suet blogged already ma what for rerun) *click here for The Adventures of Shi Wu Hong and his Piggy Buddy*.
Then it was cos Prudence Pang screwed up and failed to send me any pictures.
Then I had to sleep early cos I have to work at Restoran Oversea aka Hoi Ngoi Tin which is a major achievement for me to even be able to say *Cantonese illiterate*
Anyway, on Friday I went to cut my hair and meet up with The Club.
Even the hairdresser called me Ah Lian! The hairdresser! Something tells me there should be a law against this. Cause aren’t Ah Bengs and Ah Lians the ones who actually BECOME hairdressers (Don’t worry no discrimination against, them since I am apparently one myself)?
But this one speaks English and is from Penang so kakilang la.
And he made up for calling me Ah Lian by calling Suet Village Girl! HAHAHAH! Cos her hair is a totally virginally unpermed, unstraightened and undyed.
And then and then! Once Suet arrived back with Tze, the other hairstylists rushed over and asked them if they wanna be hair and makeup models!
What about me! I’m the one who melanggani them!
Me (flinging back plastic cover): Eh why you ask them never ask me! Last time I asked George if I can be hair model he changed the subject!
George (in whisper): Aiyak, see cut wrong.
Traitorous hairstylist yang lain: Oh you ar? Ah you also can la.” (turns back to Suet and Tze) Ok la so you give me your numbers I call you when got hair show la ok.
Me: I also give you my number la!
Traitor: Ah whatever la.
Hahahha no la he didn’t say whatever la, he said “ok la you write down yours also.”
But but why never ask me first! I sit there for so long nobody approach also! Why they first thing come in already get! Probably asked me cos I forced him to wtf.
Hair model don’t need height also! I’ll just sit on a taller chair la! Why never ask me! I got double eyelids and I wasn’t fat in my past life! (HAHAHA) Is it cos my hair too little! But still can style what! T_T
Stupid camwhores can’t even wait for me to finish, must faster take picture already.
I don’t know why we took this pic but it’s kawaii desu ne wtf. Yalah yalah Ah Lian la me.
I have lion hair here but Its unofficially the official picture of The Club.
Yes la fat face again la next to Suet.
Me and Prudence Pang HAHAHAHAH.
The Club