As much as I say I hate children, something tells me that a lot of factors are going to combine and make me pop one out in the future.

For example, husband’s whining about the continuance of his family line, parents’ nagging about getting old and wanting to play with children on their laps, and my biological clock (traitor).

Even now I’m starting to think some kids are cute! Egads this cannot be happening.

But but! Even if I ever ever give birth, I swear it’s only going to be one. Then I’m going to adopt so my kid won’t be lonely.

I don’t know what kind of fun things you can do with a boy kid, so let’s pretend I’ll have a daughter la.

My kid is going to have layered cuts and dyed hair. She’s not going to be subjected to bowl cuts and stupid fringes that end above her eyebrows by an unmerciful mother, so I’m going to make sure she gets to keep her hair long and layered.

And she’ll get to dye her hair too cos it’s damn cute to have colored hair on a kid. Even the mother hasn’t seen her own original color in years. (Eh ya speaking of which, should I dye my hair back to black?)

And we’ll live in a country where she won’t get yelled at by fierce teachers for un-black hair.

And then I’ll make sure I teach her about makeup so she doesn’t have to endure a fugly childhood.

No no. Seriously, I want my child to know all this so next time she won’t be a wannabe or follow other people’s opinions with no mind of her own. Let her be a trendsetter la. Better than conforming to what other people are doing. If she wants to dress ah lian, why not! But if too ugly I’ll burn her clothes wtf.

Let her have the courage to say what she wants to say.

Dress how she wants to dress. Do what she wants to do.

Then like that she’ll have no reason to not concentrate on her studies either. Cos I’ll take care of all this for her hahahohohehehuhu.

Ally asked me if I’m going to give her money to buy branded stuff since I’m so obsessed with my kid looking good.

Er hell no. I’ll teach her to find nice cheap stuff in obscure shops. Again, just because everybody’s wearing it, doesn’t mean she has to.

And yes, my kid is going to Princeton. No shitty women’s colleges or rural areas for her. Unless she wants to.