Wonders of wonders!
I’ve finally gotten a job. wtf.
Please don’t misconstrue this (eh “misconstrue” is now my favorite word next to “wtf”, “mat 7” and “ano ne” wtf), and think that I’ve been procrastinating in finding work okay. But I’ve just received my permit to work part-time here so tah-dah brand new job waiting for me.
*ahem*
I am going to be an English tutor.
For 3rd year middle school students, no less.
Oh god. 4 boys and 2 girls towering over me and not understanding a word I say. And what if they’re like the kids in GTO. -_-
But! It’s just 1 hr and 20 minutes a week and I get 3000 yen for it! Which is about RM90.
And THIS is what I’m going to buy with it. Eh click ar. wtf.
Is a new camera dei.
Fcuk off useless piece of metal wtf. Spent RM100+ just to repair you and you die as soon as I get to Japan.
Speaking of metal pieces committing harakiri on me, my MD player also died when I got here.
EH shaddup about how who the hell uses MD players anymore everybody owns Nanos and Shuffles now but I’m sorry okay I don’t spend on gadgets and besides the player was a hand-me-down from Brother Ooi.
And maybe an electronic dictionary so I can stop borrowing my okasan’s one.
Anyway, Uji. We went to Byodouin which is a World Heritage Site.
Actually I’m sorry I can’t tell you what this is specifcally. Part of the temple la.
The truth is, Angela and I arrived LATE, so we had to rush around before it closed, and we took a lot of random pictures so we could say yes we had been to Byodouin like what I am doing now but because of that i can’t tell you what is what. 🙁
As you can see, my linguistics professor drinks way too much beer.
Angela looks like she’s standing in front of some backdrop.
Why I look so short today!
Yalah our roots are showing.
Okay! I finally know where this is! This was on the way to the famous red Uji bridge where that person jumped off.
Me being damn sung/ulu/kampung.
I swear to God she looks like a Communist full of hope for a Red future. wtf.
JJ being emo on the bridge. Moments after this, he dropped his coke can into the river.
I’m sure he broke some UN law doing that, World Heritage Site and all.
Eh did you know Mount Kinabalu is designated as a World Heritage site also? Last I heard, Malaysia was trying to get Malacca designated as one too, which is damn stupid because which part of Malacca now is important to the culture of the human species? NOTHING. Chicken rice balls are delicious, but do they tell you something about the history of humans? No.
Not done with JJ yet. This was what he was looking at.
Actually, he was taking this photo with Angela, and his coke can was in the front compartment of his backpack and that’s how it fell into the river.
Eh does this look like a karaoke video? Or should I turn around more and face the blowing wind and look forlorn? wtf.
Angela cannot make karaoke videos cos she looks like she kap liu. wtf.
Remember the man playing the saxophone across the river?
Everbody sat there and listened to him and emo-ed.
JJ.
Laura.
Angela.
Me.
And the stork. wtf.
