Dear Prudence,

Happy 20th birthday my love! I hope you’re having a nice time getting drunk and pissing off Pugin at your party which I’m NOT invited to. hmph. wtf.

No la no la, seriously, I hope you have/had a wonderful day regardless of my presence. *draws circles in corner

Even though we met just months ago (not online I assure you! We met through, er, Brother Ooi and Lim Pugin and Yeff Tan wtf.), the stars were aligned right wtf and in just a week Prudence Pang Tze Ching turned out to be one of my best friends. Even though she’s such a bitch and i don’t know why I put up with her.

No la no la! You know I love you! *manjas on Tze’s lap* Even though I abandoned you for Japan and you abandoned me for Semenyih/cow country, we should thank ourselves for making time to bitch, gossip and emo on MSN.

Even though I thought you were arrogant and lansi on first meeting, I’m glad we overcame that and fell in love with each other wtf. So have a great day, my love! (Pugin, she likes Gucci.)

Obligatory fugly pics.

As though I can resist putting this up hahahahahahaha. This was you sans makeup, pre-Audrey eyebrow makeover and wearing some salted vegetable of a tshirt.

You look like you’re nodding very vigorously hahahahahaha.

And here you’re letting your tongue hang out and shaking your head in a frenzy.

Nah to equalise things a bit.

There, nice normal pretty picture of you.

I tried stealing photos of your blog but cannot:(. Funny I couldn’t find any really nice shots of you in my computer. Must be standing next to you, my beauty dazzled you wtf.

Love, Aud.

P/S: If that A Cut Above man called you, I’m going to be very pissed.