Nagging suspicions (provoked by a few people calling me ‘midget’ and ‘dwarf’) have caused me to google these conditions.

And to my shock and discomfort, I found that

God I really am a dwarf.

“Dwarfism is a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of four feet ten or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.”

I didn’t even make it to be slightly taller than that.

“Proportionate dwarfism — that is, a short-stature condition that results in the arms, legs, trunk, and head being the same size in relation to each other as would be expected with an average-sized person — is often the result of a hormonal deficiency, and may be treated medically. This condition is commonly referred to as growth-hormone deficiency.”

At least I’m proportioned normally. (Though my boobs could use a little help.) But where did my growth hormones go? How come I didn’t get my growth spurt?:(((

I read somewhere that in practically every election since 1900, the taller candidate for the US presidency wins.

Apparently because contemporary culture venerates height.

So means I will fail in life is it?:((

Short is cute. But I don’t wanna be this cute:((

Oh happy Valentine’s. I got these from Angela and Christine. Thank you my Babies:)

I have never celebrated Valentine’s in my life!

I am thus immune to all the melancholy and gloom that surround single people on February 14.

Oh but a friend insists that we did celebrate Valentine’s together 2-3 years ago and that we went for a dinner and movie. But I have no recollection of it whatsoever so maybe he was just trying to make me feel better wtf.

Actually I haven’t really received flowers before either! This is only the 2nd bunch I’ve gotten in my whole life, first being a 21st birthday present from my real 21st birthday present from Toronto wtf. Geddit? wtf.

So I don’t really know what to do with these daisies + 1 rose. (I even asked Angela why she got me funeral flowers wtf I thought they were chrysanthemums)

Some more I’m allergic to flowers wtf.