The other day, Yeff and I were discussing serious matters. We were talking about Japanese history because that’s one of my classes this semester and because he is a Tokugawa freak (era in Japanese history when Japan was ruled by the Shogun and samurai).
And then we got onto the topic of past lives!
I swear, something tells me I used to be a geisha. wtf. Cos when I think about how my past life could have been, the story and details come so easily to me.
It’s all coming back to me now. Celine Dion. wtf.
Tze thinks she was an emperor’s concubine (most loved of course) back in the Qing dynasty. But I say pffft to that because how scary is the Qing! Dahlah the government always seems to be on rocky ground some more they menerima ancaman from the outside world. And lost the Opium War. Plus the men had to wear hair queues which are not sexy at all. And when Qing people die, they have to turn into vampires and get yellow paper stuck on their foreheads wtf.
Angela says she dreamt she was an Egyptian princess whose father got overthrown by traitors and her brother got kidnapped and she woke up with a strong sense of responsibility to save the brother wtf.
So Angela, does that mean your mother was an Egyptian mummy? HAHAHAHAHAH GEDDIT wtf.
Back to my own past life. Geisha. Yes.
I discussed it thoroughly with Darren.
yeff damn sad la when meiji restoration wtf
aud ? wtf wtf
yeff if not samurai still got until today
aud ? wtf
hahaha and you’ll be one of them right
yeff yeah
damn right
hahahahah
aud ? eh serious la babe i think in my past life i was a geisha
yeff i would fight till death in the boshin war wtf.
aud ? and you came to hide in my ochaya one day and that’s how we met and fell in love wtf
yeff wtf
aud ? but then i already have a danna n he’s daimyo (head samurai)
so its a doomed love
yeff wtf wtf
if got danna adi then you wont be a fucking geisha already right?
aud ? still will be la ok
then we’re faced with the choice of losing our love or losing our lives wtf
cos my danna will chase us wtf
yeff wtf wtf
yeah but then we won’t care
aud ? then in the end we decide to run away
into the mountains
yeff yeah
aud ? but the danna comes chasing with his army
yeff and the danna sends henchmen to chase us
aud ? haahahhahaha
yea and they catch you n killyou wtf
yeff then i get slashed open in the chest
wtf
aud ? HAHAHAHAHAH
then i’m too sad so i become a buddhist nun
yeff then i’m like “dont take my odori away from me”
wtf
and i die in ur arms
aud ? WTf my name wont be odori!
yeff and you’ll weep wtf
aud ? i’ll be miyako
yeff and then you decide that there was no meaning in life anymore
wtf
and you jump off the mountain cliff
wtf
but then suddenly
actually i’m not dead one
aud ? WTF
NO LA I WANNA BE A BUDDHIST NUN
yeff i regain consciousness
aud ? WTF
yeff and realise that i couldnt find you anymore
only a white handkerchief
stuck on the branch
by the cliff
wtf
and i shout “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
and decide to take my own life too wtf.
harakiri style
wtf
end of story
wtf
we didnt even fuck
wtf
aud ? WTF
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
you read too much shakespeare isit! sounds like romeo and juliet only
yeff hahahahahhahahaahaa
ehhh
ya hor
wtf
i didnt think of that oso
wtf
Was my life tragic or was it tragic! But of course, the role of my samurai boyfriend belongs to whichever guy is in my life at the moment wtf.
So, sorry to say this Yeff but your role isn’t set for life yet wtf.
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WTF! In my excitement I went and found this past life analyser site that supposedly tells you what you used to be in your past life, according to your birthdate.
And it said I used to be a shepherd in Saudi Arabia in 1250!
Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last
earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern
Saudi Arabia around the year 1250.
Your profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary
type. You inspired changes in any sphere – politics, business,
religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You
are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling,
misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means
including psychological methods.
Do you remember now?
Hahahahahah why like this! I refuse to be a shepherd! I hate all nature! (I’m serious). I’m still a geisha ok!
Tze said I sure was a leader. Leader of sheep wtf.
*click here to see your past life*
Nah, the link.
What lies! Tze’s was actually quite true: it said she used to be a doctor or chemist in Korea and she was a materialistic person with no spiritual afinity. So true! She’s studying pharmacy now and she’s the most money-minded person I know wtf.
Click above and see what you get ok!
