Actually we got back on Thursday but I was too lazy to blog.

Now I shall because I was planning to watch soccer between Japan and Peru on tv with Akihiro and Otousan but Okaasan’s parents (Ojichan and Obaachan) came over and Obaachan sat down next to me and kept patting my leg and muttering things I didn’t understand so Okaasan kicked me out of the room and made me go watch old people music in the next room. But I didn’t and read Doraemon no. 43 instead. wtf.

*claps hands. Chup chup wtf.

We touched down in Taipei at about 10pm and rushed to our hotel to change and go clubbing because everyone was damn semangat to go. Yea, even me, the person who dances like she has no bendable limbs wtf.

Shot of our sink before it got really gross with Angela’s extensions falling out, brown water from the tap, wet pieces of toilet paper and Q-tips dyed with eyeliner. Yuck.

We went to Luxy to meet up with Angela’s friend Sean who helped us book our hotel. That’s him on the left, followed by Angie’s host sisters Yukiko and Ayumi. The fatty on the right is some idiot who jumped in on our photo. Celaka.

Do I look radiant in this picture or do I look radiant! I think it was my blusher. Me, Angie and Ayumi-chan.

A shot of all of us captured in perfectly. With Sean’s friend, Tristan.

I took this pic for them while resting in the toilet wtf. By the side was this girl with her face in a barf bag who hadn’t moved for 10 minutes. I think she fell asleep.

The guys wtf. Ei Taiwanese guys are really good-looking! I swear by my mother’s name wtf. Don’t look at these 3 la. I think more than half the guys I saw were cute. Beat Japan & Malaysia flat.

Again, glowing skin.

Next day, we went to this like shopping central place must ask Angela what it’s called. I have a knack of taking photos of strangers passing by when I’m trying to take scenery shots.

Waiting for Ayumi to finish her shopping.

Taiwanese dogs are as cute as the guys wtf. Damn cute right! He’s wearing a hoodie T____________T *melts*

Shoe store. I swear we went to around 50 shoe stores in Taipei. Very cheap!

See another cute dog. We saw this St. Bernard in a nail art shop and he licked my face and hands until they were all sticky and I didn’t know what to do so I just shook it and let it air-dry wtf.

Then at night we went to the night market at Shi Lin. At least I know the name! We went there every night we were there cos it was 5 minutes away from where we stayed.

Oh got this cibai incident happened. At the night market, I stopped at a shop to buy water. There was a tshirt stall and a sock stall outside the shop with 2 guys and a girl manning them respectively.

The good thing about everyone thinking we don’t understand Chinese is that they talk about us in it damn loudly when we’re there and we get to listen to everything *snicker. Okay, maybe just Angela *grudgingly

Anyway while we were there buying water, Guy 1 says Angela is cute and asks the Girl if she can get Angie’s number for him.

She says rudely no they’re not cute okay only and don’t want. wtf.

Then Guy 2 says: eh the one behind too. I wonder why she’s so short. wtf.

And then the stupid girl said yalah so short so weird.

Jahanam!!!

Short cannot ar! At least I’m not the one standing behind rows and rows of fake brand tshirts getting jealous cos the 2 guys opposite of you think other people are cute and not you! *burning anger wtf.

We got stopped by 3 guys who asked if we could take photos with them as memories of their Taiwan holiday and found out they’re also Japanese. =.=

The next day we went to the National Palace Musuem. I love musuems!

The sign said this was a face cover (??!?) It was under the jewelry section too. I wonder did ancient people cover their facial features with it and think it was pretty? wtf.

A picnic hamper made of ivory!

This was the next day. Here I am curling Yukiko’s hair. God I’m so good at this I should turn professional.

See *shows off wtf

That day damn suay we woke up at 1 and there was no water supply! Ciplak hotel! I guess they didn’t think there were people in the world who wake up at 1. We had to troop down to the bathroom downstairs and wash up there like homeless people. I even washed my bangs in the sink wtf.

Pig’s intestine soup! Oh how I miss it *salivates

I miss hawker stalls too.

At Starbucks. Coincidentally we were both looking at mirrors and Angela took a pic. Do you like it when you take out your mirror to look at your hair or something and all your friends automatically take theirs out too! Feels so bonding *fists at mouth*

Dinner with Sean.

Still dinner.

Prancing outside Skin Food waiting for Ayumi & Yukiko. Me and Angela had standing-on-one-leg contests too and I won! But dunno why cannot transfer the video from camera to laptop. :((

Angela brought us to this row of all pet shops! Look at the one behind isn’t he precious T_________________T

And this one reminds me of our old dog Binkie (named after Binkie the clown in Garfield) who ran away and never came back. :(((((((

Dwarf pigs. I thought they would be cuter than this.

The next day was good weather! (it had been raining the past few days)

A rainbow appeared!

It was Ayumi’s dream to go for a Taiwanese massage so she and Angie went.

While me and Yukiko went for a foot spa and massage.

My feet in hot water. If you look properly you will see that the last 2-3 toes on both my feet aren’t painted. Cos one day I wanted to wear peeptoed shoes and I was too lazy to paint all so I painted the ones that could be seen. wtf.

The woman who massaged me. She had to put up with my wincing, twitching and giggling into my jacket because it tickled.

While waiting for Ayumi yet again wtf. Back at the night market.

Delicious food. wtf wtf.

Looks like Malaysia, doesn’t it?

Yukiko and Angie with their candy covered strawberries.

Us with my chicken feet! Damn nice okay! I ate 1 box a night and everytime got a stomach ache that made me want to go into a dressing room and take a dump wtf. But it was worth it.

Shop selling kinky costumes.

And some kind of penis cover with plastic eyes. -______-

Does this guy look like Rob Schneider! He was offended that I said he looked like Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo so he said I looked like a Japanese actress too and then started naming all kinds of porn actresses. =.=

I was hungry so I dragged everyone to eat supper.

We had to leave for the airport the next morning at 4am so we decided not to sleep and go clubbing again cos it was Ladies Night. Here we are with who I think are the only people in Plush that could speak English. Does the girl in white look like Wong Wee Li! (my friend la wtf)

Taken by some friendly girl in the bathroom. Taiwanese people are damn friendly too! I dunno if they’re only friendly to Japanese tho since they so menyanjungi them.

Oh and when we went to check in at the airport they offered us a transfer to Business Class if we took another plane 20 minutes later! Cos they were overbooked.

I was so excited! They even gave us breakfast coupons. Here’s me with my porridge. I don’t even like porridge. But I ordered it cos I felt nostalgic.

I planned to take pictures every step of the way! Me and Ayumi with my Business Class ticket yo.

Just look at that beautiful sign.

And our proud faces wtf.

Then we got onto the plane and the stewardess forbade me to use my camera:((

After I tried out all the fun functions in the chair, I fell asleep even before the plane took off. wtf.

And I missed breakfast la dammit!!!

Oh why didn’t they wake me up! Ayumi and Yukiko told us later that they served it on real plates with real silverware and there was steak! And sushi!

I missed the meal of my first Business Class flight ever!

I’ll probably have to wait until I’m 40 to eat it again. T_________T

I should have known. When waiting for the immigration officer at the counter to check my passport and (Business class!) boarding pass, I actually fell asleep there. The man had to wake me up. wtf.