Holy mama I am sick again.
This time with a cold – runny nose and aching body. Breath feels hot but don’t think I have fever.
What do the viruses and bacteria of the world have against me! Do I have AIDS! wtf.
(choi choi tai ka lai si touch wood )
((don’t you think that tai ka lai si sounds like whole family diarrhea))
But can you believe it, I finished all my 3 papers! 3 papers in one weekend!
Just call me God now wtf.
Seriously I have never written anything this fast! Other than my blog (but not when I post pictures)
Cos usually I’ll write 5 words, refresh my blog and read comments, write 5 words, go to Youtube and type Olivia Newton John so what I am a fan!, refresh all my bookmarked blogs, go to IMDB and read movie trivia (I am addicted), go to WIkipedia and jump from link to link, check my torrents, watch the time count down wtf yadda yadda
But this time I managed to finish without much procrastinating because I really wanna go shopping, haven’t been ever since Taiwan where I bought a pair of adorable red with white polkadots peeptoe pumps and left it in the hotel/taxi!
ROAR!
Especially cos the shoes cost 200+ Taiwanese $ which adds up to…very little in ringgit:(((((
Back to my point, it really works if you tell yourself if you finish this task by whatever time, you’re entitled to a reward.
Which in my case was, if I finished my essay I got to take a shower! wtf.
It really works ok! Not that I don’t shower everyday, but when you’re sitting in front of the computer the whole day with your hair up in rollers (for volume), teddy bear pajamas and tea tree oil on your forehead, all you want to really do is go and stand in front of the hot water and wash your …toes wtf.
Okay here comes a wealth of information about me cos I’m going to do my first tag in one year.
(stupid suet ask me to do your tag but cannot copy from your blog how! lucky i smart and steal from jiameei wtf. speaking of which, jiameei why you never ask me to do har)
Layer One: On The Outside
Name: Audrey Ooi (don’t need to know chinese name)
Birth Date: 10 February (don’t need to know year)
Current status: broke
Eye Colour: red, time to sleep wtf
Hair Colour: er real hair went back to blond, extensions still red and pink T.T
Righty or Lefty: righty
Layer Two: On The Inside
Your Heritage: i inherited mummy ooi’s gold necklace wtf
Your Fears: dentist, mother yelling my name
Your Weakness: sales
Your Perfect Pizza: don’t like pizza
Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Waking Up: can i skip today when was the last time i skipped school
Your Bedtime: 1-2am!
Your Most Missed Memory: the days when i still remembered how to drive wtf
Layer Four: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: mcdonald’s la burger king damn salty yuck
Single or Group Dates: depends if i’m hiao or not wtf
Adidas or Nike: asadi wtf
Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate! and cookies and cream! and rum and raisin!
Cappucino or Coffee: milo peng
Layer Five: Do You…
Smoke: nope
Curse: in hokkien to trey and then he beats me up *weeps
Take a shower: yea didn’t i say that’s my reward wtf
Have a crush: yes on kamenashi
Think you’ve been in love: of course
Go to school: yesh
Want to get married: of course! do i look like i can live without another’s assistance wtf.
Believe in yourself: most of the time
Think you’re a health freak: no. i take the elevator even though i’m only going to the 2nd floor
Layer Six: In The Past Month
Drank alcohol: yes
Gone to the mall: thank god yes
Been on stage: yes when i was the goddess of mercy in a skit!
Eaten sushi: like every week wtf
Dyed your hair: no! TT
Layer Seven: Have You Ever…
Played A Stripping Game: nope
Changed Who You Were To Fit In: yes. bastard
Layer Eight: Age You’re Hoping
To Be Married: 27! i planned all this out already! marry at 27, give birth at 29, and die at 120 wtf. my life goal is to be the oldest woman in the world wtf.
Layer Nine: In a Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour: doesn’t matter
Best Hair Colour: doesn’t matter
Short Hair or Long Hair: Longish but not if its curly wtf.
Layer Ten: What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago: watching olivia newton john on youtube this has got to stop
1 Hour Ago: doing homework
4.5 Hours Ago: watching tv with okaasan (why is my life so boring)
1 Month Ago: In Taiwan hohohoho
1 Year Ago: probably eating honey ham or shrimp which are my only salvations in mhc
Layer Eleven: Finish The Sentence
I Love: seeing clothes with prices tags in my closet
I Feel: like i need to pee
I Hate: it when i see this girl in my class who picks her nose then eats it
I Hide: receipts from mummy ooi (mummy – no la hahahaa just joking ahem)
I Miss: chicken rice god do i ever
I Need: more money, new extensions, my red shoes back, that girl to stop eating her nose shit
Okay I can sleep in peace wtf.
