Diarrhea

Jesus Christ this is what you get for being a good samaritan and waking up at the break of dawn (9.30 am) to teman your friend go make her visa to the UK.

Dahlah wake up at an ungodly hour and what do you get but two hos for friends wtf who wake up late and come to your house late and make you wake up damn early for nothing.

We ate lunch at Wisma MCA at this kopitiam type restaurant please do not ever go there in your life unless you want to (a) starve to death or (b) lau sai gao gao.

Which reminds me of Tze’s brother who hates MCA with a passion because he thinks they don’t really do anything for us Chinese and once when a MCA rep gave him his name card he gave him a tongue lashing and cut up the picture on the card into shreds hahahahaahha. And the guy’s name was Daniel Soh so he added “ai” after the “soh” haahahahhaahah.

Okay back to cibai kopitiam. They forgot Tze’s order okay! And show black face some more when Tze canceled her order. And the stupid tomyam bee hoon was so spicy that I couldn’t finish eating it and while I was paying the bill I felt the familiar lurkings of a first class diarrhea session in my stomach wtf.

I had to go to Tze’s disgusting Semenyih house to crap. The toilet bowl had shit stains in it and there were clumps of hair on the floor like as though someone had chemotherapy there wtf. How can you live in such conditions!

But I figured shit stains on the toilet bowl are always better than shit stains on your pants so I resigned myself and sat down on the bowl wtf.

Stupid Suet and Tze said I talk too much! And that everything I say is either rubbish statements or unanswerable questions. What nonsense. I merely have an inquisitive mind wtf.

We bonded while singing Britney songs wtf. I’m not ashamed to admit it okay! Please, every girl our age knows all the words to every Britney song I swear. You may not know it but once you start singing you’ll find all the words will come back to you wtf. But stupid Suet makes me feel damn old cos she doesn’t know the words to oldschool BSB like We’ve Got It Going On and Spice Girls Spice album wtf. Only knows what stupid M2M pffft how can they compare to the Fab 5 wtf.

Tze and her school marm dress wtf.

This is a picture of me without makeup *brave face

Suet without makeup is still a very pretty Suet. Just admit it! You think you’re pretty too! wtf.

Shereen who’s working in Sasa now offered to give me a free makeover that’s why I braved the crowds to appear at Midvalley naked (face la) and that’s why I look I look like a mannequin here wtf. Scared of mascara brush okay.