Who would have thought working would mean you have no life other than that?
Everyday is the same thing: wake up, get dressed, make tuna sandwich, get into car, sleep in car while Fat Her drives, make Milo in office, MSN/wait for people to give me work/watch Full House/pang sai/walk around creative section to look at people’s work, etc etc.
Then after work, I sleep in the car again, come home and sleep some more, wake up for dinner, bathe, online then sleep.
!!!
(But I really am the queen of sleeping anywhere, anytime. I wonder if there’s a contest out there I can join.)
Oh guess what! Fat Her Ooi has a blog! It’s supposed to be a joint effort with him and his friend Uncle Chee and so far I can’t tell what it’s supposed to be about other than vitamins and medicine wtf.
Maybe that’s what you think about when you’re in your Middle Ages wtf.
Moldy oldies wtf.
Anyway! Here I am doing my job as a good daughter to pimp his blog… Woi! Why I cannot insert link! The link button is blanked out what does it mean.
Since I can’t link, let me just say it’s called http://chunkyx.blogspot.com HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chunky is because both of them are 5 feet tall and extremely stout. (They look so alike in size and shape that once I came out of my room and saw who I thought was my dad crouching on his knees on the floor looking for something and I used my hand to swipe his buttcrack, while saying “Credit Card” and then suddenly I heard “What are you doing?” from behind and I turned around and it was my dad, and the violated one on the floor was Uncle Chee T____________T)
And the X is just there to add some cool factor wtf hahahahahahahaahha what cool factor can it possibly contribute yah they really are as cool as Form 2 kids now hahahahahha.
They go under the pseudonyms of Cock and Bull hahahahahaha as in cock and bull story, not anything sexual. Only problem is, Cock (Uncle Chee) is the only one blogging as Bull (my dad) hasn’t figured out how to sign into Blogspot yet.
Anyway, just go visit to give them some hits la I think they are trying to be famous wtf.
日本語を忘れないようにするから、今日からブログのなかに日本語で書くことを決めました。
今日オフィスでとてもつまらなくて、暇だった。一日中FULL HOUSEを見たり、MSNをしたり、した。週末、早く来てね T___T
wtf.
(From now on Imma start blogging some in Japanese to keep my command up. Not necessary to understand because what I write will either be a translation of my English entry or rubbish that is not worth knowing.)
Hesus Cryst I am shameless.
Comments (13)
Audrey ~ u watched full house during ur work a? haha
same ere wei~ ^__^ hows life a?
tracy hor hor why u didn’t comment in my blog ah! wtf
dunno what to comment, i see you everyday also tsk. lalala i wonder who did your nails la! so nice one~~~ wtf
WTFFFF WHY YOU SWIPE YOUR DAD’S BUTT CRACK AND PLAY CREDIT CARD!!! SOMEMORE TERSWIPED YOUR UNCLE’S!!! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT!!! YOU ARE EMBARRASSMENT TO WOMANKIND AND MANKIND!!!
I don’t want to be your friend already wtf.
i got sthg mean to say! but only in private T_________T i love u my love dont ever forget that wtf
HAHHAHA!! CREDIT CARD! OMG.
tracy: haha ya suet told me u guys watched full house too! actually i watched b4 already 2nd time watching cos too bored T.T
sweat: my nails? natural wan *refuses to give credit wtf
hui wen: not even my uncle it was my dad’s friend T____________T why u don’t want to be my friend T_____________T
tze: what do u have to say T____________T i love u too T____________T
omg. ur fat her stories just kills me hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHHA WTF ADD X TO BE COOL HAHAHAHA WTF. THEN UR DAD MUST THINK X MAN IS THE COOLEST WTF. Sorry Uncle Ooi -______-
anyways babie , I suddenly hav quiet alot to tell you but don’t know where to start wtf . maybe I will write you an email wtf. time difference sux T________T why am I always in a long distance relationship T_____________T
zomg! i literally laughed so hard i had to lie down! your dad’s poor, poor friend. i can only imagine how your face must’ve looked like then.
haha your dad is damn funny lar.
LOL LOLOLOL..please keep us updated ya when your dad finally learns how to log into blogspot! YOU TEACH HIM LAAA
hahahaha.. and OMG ew!! imagine you touching the asscrack of ur dad’s friend. NOT SHY ONE AR? hahaha what did you say to him?
sorry?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
AUDREY OOIIIII hahahahahhahahahahahahha
naeboo: i’ll pass it on to da man! wtf
angie: what do u wanna tell me T__________T
meldee: hahaha why you laugh so much! never mind good for abs.
jayelle: oh i think he blogged already i saw him stabbing at his laptop keys earnestly just now wtf
“and the violated one on the floor was Uncle Chee”
hahahahaha..I almost wake the whole house up laughing!
I know this came late but…
BUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!
Normally when I read blogs in front of other people, I hide what I feel but this simply tickled me so much that I laughed nonstop for 3 full minutes, in front of the whole class because I’m secretly surfing while having class. LOL. Credit card~!