I am going for paintball this Sunday and I think I may have been insane when I said, “I want to go!”
Cos I’ve always wanted to try it okay! Like how I always wanted to go go-karting but never could because I don’t make the height minimum sigh.
And everyone else is going okay if I don’t go I’ll be left out and when they all make inside jokes later I won’t be able to get them wtf. Lack of attention ohhhhhh wtf.
So anyway! That was before I remembered that you get bruised with paintball! And I hate being scared and running and hiding to avoid your enemies! Seriously, everytime I watch slasher flicks where they’re trying to run away from the crazed serial killer I feel like I wanna vomit okay cos it’s just so scary to be running and not knowing if they’re behind you or waiting in the bushes in front to pop out in front of you and throw paint wtf. I always think if I’m in that situation. I’ll commit suicide first so I won’t have to be scared and I can die with dignity and not running for my life and getting my achilles tendons cut wtf.
So I guess Imma kill myself on the paintball battleground wtf.
No wonder Yeff didn’t want me to go! But I can’t let him know that cos he’ll say “see I told you so”. Which he will after reading this blog post wtf.
Some more I thought this girl I know from high school who’s also quite short was going, so I thought to myself, “never mind, Imma shoot her” but then Yeff said “she’s not going.”
“Oh shit.”
wtf.
Somemore I didn’t bring sneakers over so either I run around the battlefield for 5 hours in cowboy boots wtf or I borrow or steal sneakers from Hui Wen. *big shiny eyes.
And and did I mention paintball is 5 hours! My plan is to stay out of sight for 30 minutes while I find a place to hide and then shoot people’s ankles from there for the next 4 hours wtf.
Joke of the day:
(2 guys trying to cook curry but cannot find the curry powder)
Guy A: “eh how do you say ‘powder’ in Malay?”
Guy B: “is it’badak’ ah?”
Guy A: “oh ya I think so!”
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
wtf.
Comments (16)
badak sumbu wtf
no amount of loa-ness can make me go for paintball ok once my whole class wanted to go and people were egging me on by saying ‘BUT you’ll be left out!’ and i went like ‘ya whatever i’m going shopping’ wtf
badak berbulu, makan jambu wtf penyeluk saku wtf menukul paku wtf main kuku wtf
im not done yet…..sami veLU wtf michael jordon wtf
you are hilarious -.-”
paintball is not as fun as it seems to be~!and its not that cheap btw.
I wanted so badly to go last time rite then when i was in the suit, i started to regret. the gun was soooo heavy, the suit was blue and yucky and we had to wear this face mask which is useless cos I couldnt even see anything in it. Then when the game started, I felt so heavy! We had to run around to avoid being shot but I kept hiding all the time and still got shot. And the pain~! I shouldn’t start on that.
I would rather spend that money on clothes…
HAHAHAHAHHAHA you tried to be so carefree and funny about this but your blog sounds like you are soooo scared until you gone mad already HAHAHAH..
and paintball is not fun at all. I HATE games like this. Last time I played, I felt like every one was bullying me..and I wanted to cry for real..and I was in REAL fear because when it hits you it hurts so much that you just want to revenge slap those people who attacked you (after the game). and I was so angry and wanted to cry but I didn’t want my frds to think I took a game so seriously so I had to pretend to smile and happy with them. It was a sad experience, stop youself now b4 you get involve in it -_____- you have to trust me. I’m your soulmate, we share the same feelings wtf.
I wanted to go also. When we went to ask at this place, the person said it was operating a year ago. Not anymore. Damn sad la.
HAHAHAHA I still laugh when I think of bedak badak wtf.
And and and! I am half-contemplating not bringing the sneakers so that I can see you run around paint-baling in cowboy boots HAHAHAHA.
Clubbing later woohoohoo!
hahhahaha dont worry! imma kill myself when i’m in hotham 😀
eh are the two guys who mistook bedak for badak wenloong and korkor wtf. cos as far as i’m concerned, stella’s BM sarrrrrrks lah! wtf. sarkas wtf. except for litat’s la cos he’s a malay anyways wtf.
paintball is damn fun! i suggested playing paintball for class gathering but everyone think im mad. why like that one! they rather go bbq leh are they crazy??
plsss la..i wont tell you that it was sehen n i wtf wtf
tze: but why! we should open ourselves to new experiences *convinces
ah sou’s titi: WTF chicken pie wtf.
eugene: er thank u!
sarah: i know i know T_T what am i going to do!
angie: u know me so well i just wanted to be cool but actually im so scared T__________________T seriously i didnt think about how i’ll be angry until i wanna cry but i can so see that happening T______________T
arshana: haha where was that place?
hui wen: thank you and jaclyn for the shoes! <3 and where are last nite's pics! you missed a lot of drama after u left la!
ally: haha then why are u going! skiing is 400+ ok
mei mei: its latat not litat wtf. hahaha its wen loong n sehen btw.
titi's fren: ya we dont want anyone to know that do we wtf wtf
No it’s Litat ok!
Ask you go hiking with me noooo rather die.
WTF sungguh memalukan. degrade stella gang’s name by being laughing stocks wtf eh why u so liddat ar? eh why u so liddat? wtf wtf
you are my ais kacang, in this tropical heat. you are my favourite dessert, *ooh la la* so inviting so sweet. would u like to bubur cha cha? *cha cha cha* come along and dance *shoo bee doo wup, shoo bee doo wup* wtf
jam: cos i’ve been hiking before and paintball is a new experience! *manjas
meimei’s korean husband wtf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA how come u know that song wan! damn catchy ok if u have it send to me wtf
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