And you thought I couldn’t do it!
(Actually I thought I couldn’t do it but that’s besides the point wtf.)
The point is, I survived!
Without wanting to cry or anything!
When the staff was briefing us on the rules, frankly I was terrified. Cos I looked around me at the other players (most of whom I didn’t know) and everyone looked like they could survive in the wilderness for a week with just a penknife for company so tough ok. The guy next to me was a 6’5 Indian with a mass of hair that put my extensions to shame wtf.
Then when we were putting on the padding and the jumpsuits and knee pads I did want to cry wtf. Cos it was sooo early in the morning (830 am) and I couldn’t really sleep the night before and just the effort of pulling on the kneepads was enough to make me vomit wtf.
When we started the first few rounds I was still damn terrified and I was too scared to advance to the front. Paintballs were flying everywhere and the shooting sounds scared me out of my wits wtf.
I was hiding behind a stack of tires when I got hit in the face. But luckily the mask took most of the impact and I thankfully surrendered and went to the safe zone.
And then there was once where I got hit on my leg which was fucking painful I nearly couldn’t walk so I put up my arms and gun. Then dunno which fucker shot me while I was making my way back to the safe zone! Shot me in my womanly parts some more damn painful ok I wanted to cry. T____________T
Then after that I got angry cos I kept getting shot without getting to shoot others/cause equal pain to what I’m feeling wtf, that I decided enough is enough and with a sudden spurt of bravery I crawled to the front and saw one of the enemy hiding behind a barrel so I took out my gun and shot him T____________T
Got him right in the mask somemore and he fell backward are you proud of me T____________T
But while I was shooting him, Yeff suddenly dived like a hero in front of me and I got him in the back wtf.
Then after that I became so brave and managed to capture back some stuff for my team T_______T
When we were playing this game called cops and robbers, my team fucking owned ok! I dunno why I became so brave (I think it’s because after you get hit in the petpet you have nothing to lose anymore) and when we were the cops, I managed to advance all the way to the ‘bank’ to protect the money bags wtf but I kena shot anyway cos there was noone to back me up wtf.
But really lor I became quite adept at hiding behind things and catching sight of people and shooting.
Maybe I should join the army wtf. Become a sniper wtf.
Look at this! I came back home and took off my pants right away and this is what I found. Now it looks much worse because the blood clot, er clotted together more wtf.
And I have 6 more smaller bruises but all on my legs I don’t understand why I’m so short but only get hit on my legs. I got a few shots on my torso and face and hair but no bruises.
Yeff so unlucky, got hit TWICE on his knuckles which apparently are the most painful area to get hit and it was so bad that he bled zomg.
My legs hurt like puki and I walk like I’m limping, my right arm wants to fall off cos the gun was damn heavy what do you know and everyone said I was pale after it was over but it was worth it I didn’t cry I think I am tougher than I give myself credit for T__________T *pats self on back wtf.
Just to end on a bright note wtf. Seven last Friday with the Flat Hair Flat and the OKR WTF gang wtf.
Comments (30)
(I think it’s because after you get hit in the petpet you have nothing to lose anymore)
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HAHAHA GOT BRUISE AH WTF post pic la wtf
WOW YOU DAMN BRAVE ! BUT HOW COME IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE HIDING IN THE SAFE ZONE ALL THE TIME HAHAHA…
poor babie for the bruise >0
i hate your blog it never let me finish my comment
fuck la who cares about paintball!
and why jaclyn looks so fat in that pic hahahahahahaha (dont kill me ok) and my love your dress very nice /boo
haha, that’s my bad angle laaaaaaaaaa
oklarh, i admit i was really fat that night
=PP
AUDREYYYYYYYYYYYYY
are u still in melb>!!?!??!
lets meeeet!
*Pats Audrey on the back*
Good job! ^^
At least you went through it, experienced it and survived. Woohoo!(cue: Destiny’s Child -Survivor)
🙂
i lurve yr blog~
so entertaining. . . =D
btw, i think you look like this girl. . .=X
http://www.kapanlagi.com/selebriti/Acha_Septriasa/
So proud of you *big shiny eyes
Here’s a pat on the back… THUMP wtfwtf
jac isn’t one bit close to fat! she’s all bones! you look great dearie
Hi babe,
oooo…ooch BIG TIME… Get well soon okies… hugs*
sweat: shaddup! it would be porn T____T
angie: yea my bruise is worse now T_______T and god i am so brave *juai face wtf
tze: haha i think just a bad angle la she’s damn skinny in person ok! and its not a dress, its a top! and it’s not mine it’s alison’s /boo
jaclyn: haha no u were not! i was surprised how skinny u were ok! it was just a weird angle.
jean: how to contact u!
heidi: thank u T___________T *clutches heidi wtf
jade: acha septriasa? really?! which part?
jia meei: have u turned into latat in my absence!
smalls: yea if she’s fat then what are the rest of us! all u look so pretty there ok
shundy: hehe thanks! its not healing yet tho:(
yala kill me la kill me la T_T i know she’s real skinny in real life ok T___T ok shit i dont wanna say stuff like that anymore last time say ppl got pimples then now i also got ady WTF IF I GET FAT i’ll commit suicide T_T
Hahahahaaa you idiot hahahha damn funny!
Petpet womanly parts indian man with unruly hair wtf HAHHAHAAH!
hum~ i guess the smile and the eyes ?
oh, and the mini-size-ness ^w^
geh, you know that girl ? OwO
hum, correction, correction~
i guess the smile and face shape…
your eyes is bigger than her obvs.
lol ur not THAT short that tze would think my top is a dress???????
u cud’ve left a msg on my site wat..
call me! 0433 290 154 XD
tze is a real bitch , how can u say jac is fat.
even if u think so, dont say it on the blog
jac: nice !
ok, this is my 3rd time writing this god-damn comment. After failing twice to complete the name/mail/website details above. lol i’m not so techy. Anyways, Paintball is indeed an exhilarating sport feel fun at first, feel pain later muahahaha, well take care and keep on bloggin I love reading ur posts Catch ya later luv… brian@idc
Geri: Tze’s Jaclyn’s friend hello
And you’re a bitch for calling Tze a bitch
Even if you think so, don’t say in on Aud’s blog
haha wow i see my cousin kit mey in the picture! left most.
hui wen: hahahaha why i am speaking the truth what!
jade: haha no la..i just googled her to see how she looks like.
ally: shaddup *sad
jean: ok will call u!
geri: please, no swearing on my blog. tze wasn’t trying to be offensive, jac and tze know each other wan.
brian: haha why u so sakai! how’s idc? haha imma take a pic of my bruise now it looks 10x worse now
pohnee: oh she’s ur cousin ar?
geri: tze was only kidding!!! and i
If i had a girlfriend that came back with a bruise like that, i would be a pretty angry, green, man. hahahahaha….
normal la… all these techy stuff is bloody confusing me mate :\ goodness,go c doctor n get some medicine for the bruise la ooi.. Hope its much better now 🙂 haisey… take care, cheers!
ringggggggg lol
u balik tuesday kah
i saw audrey in The Star newspaper education section today =D
wtf
that bruise looked almost the same with one hit with a squash ball. dunno which one more painful
I went paintballing at Delta Force Paintball and the first round I was shot and it stung for a little bit but the staff gave me some body armour for the next game and I couldn’t feel anything! Where did you go?nnhttp://www.paintballgames.co.uk/