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New York New York

As usual stupid workload has been bogging me down, no time to blog.

But now I shall!

This is going to have a lot of pictures ok but I don’t care!  Imma blog every single thing about my New York trip.

We went to New York because Angela’s cousin Kelvin wanted to visit his friends there, and also they discovered they had a long lost cousin in Connecticut and wanted to drop by to see him too.  So they asked me, the perpetual follower wtf and we made an impromptu trip to NYC:)

But to backtrack a little..

A glimpse of my job wtf:


Tying up a bag of trash while simultaneously using my foot to hold the door open very pro ok I can multitask wtf.


Angela discriminating against trash collectors 🙁


Finally!  A picture where I don’t look like a homeless person wtf.  (I just put this pic cos I damn like it dunno why!  The colors, the composition, us at our vain best wtf.)  Suet came up with the idea of putting on goth makeup.


As you can see, it didn’t work wtf.  None of us had any goth clothes anyway.

We went for a satisfying dinner in Northampton that made us almost unable to walk back to the car wtf.

Then we went to Faces to get a present for the people we would be staying with in New York.


Here’s me testing out a chair wtf.  (My legs look so long here)


Testing out sunglasses.  Everybody says I look like a fly but I like them so much!!!  How!


Suet the Mod Queen and Aud the Geek.  Actually I don’t know why I tried those on, when my real glasses at home look exactly like that.


For the first time in his life, Kelvin has big eyes!


Then at 4am we packed up and hit the road!  (regarding eyebags: 4am ok!)


I snuggled up in the backseat and went to sleep while Kelvin drove and Angie navigated. <.<


Finally reached (Coney Island) and a proper bed!


Went to Chinatown.  (And pretended to be blind along the way).  God I’m so good at this move over Choi Ji Woo wtf.


Had dim sum with Kelvin’s friends and this stupid bitch whom I hate with all my heart wtf (not in the picture).  She’s so annoying ok!  She’s Kelvin’s friend Johnson’s friend and she came with us the whole day and didn’t talk to ANYONE except Taka, this Japanese guy.

Just cause he’s Japanese I swear to god!  When she arrived Angie and I smiled at her and said hello and all she did was nod regally and not talk to us forever wtf.

Maybe she thinks we’re a threat to her cos we’re cuter than her *convinces self.

But not only us, she hardly talked to anyone else either, just Taka.  She kept whinnying like a stupid girl horse to him in Japanese as though the rest of us can’t understand it, AND SHE KEPT ACTING CUTE ROARRRRRRRRRRRR

She would make her voice go super high pitched (like higher than Angie’s wtf) and laugh like a ballet dancer in a music box wtf and say “arigatougozaimasu” like a mouse.

My sole consolation is that apparently everyone else hated her attitude as well take that! *smug


We adjourned to the toilet to discuss our strategy to deal with her wtf.  And we came up with the idea to not talk to her the whole day.  But I failed twice because whenever she asked a question in my general direction I would reply automatically T_T


After that we went to a street fair near New York University.


One of the vendors hahaha look at his face!  I think he’s Japanese also so yalah stupid snob why don’t you go and suck up to him as well.


Ya allah why am I so ah ma to carry around an umbrella.


Angela posing in a cool way wtf.


Something something seaport.


Look what we found!  The shop that Becky Bloomwood went to and bought souvenirs to bluff Luke that she did go to the Metropolitan.  Btw I really wanted to go there I love museums but there was no time T____T


St Paul’s/Peter’s Church i.e. very famous church.


While waiting for them to line up and buy our ferry tickets to see the Statue of Liberty *excited


Nice picture huh wtf.


On the ferry.  There beside me is the stupid girl!  She so thick skinned ok we were taking a pimp shot with Yew Ming and she just blatantly jumped into the photo and hugged my shoulders like we’re the best of friends arghhhhhhhhhhhh


On Ellis Island.


I took this on the ferry and it came out so artistic!  Actually the sunlight was too bright and I couldn’t see anything and I thought I’d positioned the Statue right in the middle of my cam.  I blindly snapped but it came out so pretty!


New York City skyline.


God why is my face so fat.


I wish this picture was brighter 🙁


In the souvenir shop.


Off the island already.  Dammit I forgot what building this is!


For the beautiful architecture.


We had dinner at Chinatown again.


And walked to Little Italy where I seriously suffered trying to stay awake.  Remember we left at about 5 and arrived in New York at 8+ then after that we went for dimsum.  And I can’t function without at least 7 hours of sleep so I focused my remaining energy on making sure one foot always went in front of the other.

There was this like carnival type of setup where they had big wooden structures with fantastical slogans on them like “See The Smallest Woman In the World!  Hands are 2 inches long!”  that kind of thing.

And me and Angela fell for it and paid USD 1 to see a snake with the head of a beautiful girl wtf.

And what do we get?  We went inside and behind the glass was this stupid coiled snake body made of plastic/papier mache WTF and in the middle was a girl’s head popping out of it wearing sunglasses.  The whole thing was on a platform so it’s obvious that the actress is just sitting there under the platform with her head sticking out above it to pretend to be a snake wtf.

So annoying ok!  Some more the poster said she would reply if you talked to her and I said “hello” and she didn’t answer, how rude!

No pictures cos cameras weren’t allowed.


Then we went to Times Square.  See my tired face.


But then I cheered up considerably because we found Sephora and I happily browsed.


Then we went to karaoke on Coney Island.  The karaoke sucked and it cost $60 an hour (!!!!!) but Yew Ming’s dad seems like some Chinese triad boss or something because he knew the karaoke owner and he said “give them anything they want to drink” wtf and we got everything for free.

And that was New York!

Comments (25)

  • “And what do we get? We went inside and behind the glass was this stupid coiled snake body made of plastic/papier mache WTF and in the middle was a girl’s head popping out of it wearing sunglasses”

    ROTFL!!!!

    And how did you walk around NY for an entire day in HEELS, HEELS for crying out loud! I can’t even manage five steps without the heels sinking into grass/ getting caught between the cracks of a boardwalk/ twisting my ankle or something.

    WTF. I am a failure at being female.

    Looks like you had a great time in the Big Apple though – damn envious you can day trip there too =)

    ps: I can’t stop saying WTF now in real life (and on msn too WTF). Sometimes I even catch myself saying WTF twice for added emphasis WTF.

    I think I caught it from your blog. WTF. Is there a cure? 0_O

  • pps: Oh ya, I forgot to ask: why did you pick a red umbrella? XD

  • South Street Seaport. That’s where you were something something.

  • angie’s boots are damn nice! hey angie, where did u get it frm if u dun mind? and aud’s heels are nice too. its qt unique with the white part. is that socks?lol.

  • HAHAHAHAHA move over choi ji woo wtf

    omg ah sou you’re damn sohai ok HAHAHAAH wtf.

    and basket you get to go to new york! my 2nd life long dream (toronto being the first of cos) wtf.

  • the only thing i can say about the first pic:

    WALAU!!!!!!!

    like a true blue Malaysian trash collector u are.

  • ps: it’s a joke ok. where would we be without our trash collectors wtf.

  • sigh after looking at your trash collector pictures i am tempted to just send you some money to save you from this terrible fate wtf.

    and the artistic picture is really very artistic and nice! maybe you can go into photography instead of trash wtf.

  • OMG!!
    i love love LOVE that purple chair!! so pretty!!
    where is that??

    too bad u went back…im flying over to new york tomorrow…or else we can meet up!!

    ps: u look really good in that purple chair pic…
    pps: im still waiting for the hair curling video! -_-

  • walao that girl not even pretty…and ooohh Sephora! Becky Bloomwood!

  • Yea la that stupid girl !! I swear to god she hates us and refuses to talk to us cuz we are cuter okay wtf wtf. Just Cuz she looks like a younger and skinnier version of nemoto sensei doesn’t mean she is Jap okay.

  • So…when the Yankees play the Red Sox, who would you root for?

    How about when the Patriots play the Giants or Jets?

  • looks like you had a nice trip. i bet you will have more trips to visit other nice locations within NYC..

    as for the something something port!! abraxis is correct, its south sea port and the building is the customs house.

    anyway, get some rest. you look really tired in the pictures. and screw that chick who is so rude!!

  • michellesy: haha i’ve had tons of practice walking in heels and one day i will even climb a mountain in them wtf. (by the end of the day i was limping) haha red umbrella cos i found it in my house wtf.

    abraxis: thanks! i NEVER ask where we’re going =.=

    reader: angie’s boots are from canada! haha ya those are socks, they’re the special lacy kind that u wear in pumps. i dunno if they have them in malaysia.

    ah mei: i don’t wanna change places with u anymore wtf. actually this is my 3rd time to new york *brags wtf.

    js: yes please appreciate us. (and donate more money wtf)

    tze: are u being sarcastic *sad.

    joycezhi: haha it’s a chair in a store in northampton and it costs USD120 what is this nonsense. i promise the video will be up this weekend! suet said she’d help me.

    sarah: ya becky bloomwood:D

    angie: yea who wants to look like nemoto!

    YC: wtf i have no idea i hate sports >.>

    crash: actually this is my 3rd time there. but i went shopping all the time before so now only i went sightseeing. so i know all the shopping places but none of the tourist ones >.>

  • how abt singapore?*wishes

  • the pics cant be seen cos im readin this at uni where they like to ban this ban tat.. haih.. T___T anyway.. gonna read d post again later bk home.. ^^

  • That’s fine. Looks like you haven’t caught the Red Sox fever yet…all in good time…

  • reader: actually singapore might have it! i think malaysia has but in simpler designs.

    =.=: hahaha awww happy reading 😀

    YC: hehe no i don’t think so…ive spent 3 yrs here and i still don’t care about baseball. but u sound like a baseball fanatic!

  • I do hope the University pays you well for your trouble. And no, I don’t care about baseball either…it’s just that you appear to like New York so much I had to ask.

  • hahahah.actually i live in singapore la.lol.

  • i have e same shades as u. u noe e one u tried on and ppl say u look like a fly.
    haha. r dey frm MNG? ppl say i look like a fly wen i wear dem too! but i dun care i think their hot! =D

  • HAHAHAH why were u looking at the torch like u didnt know what to do with it???

    did ur ugly tag!

    …okay not really. its just one photo. but i still think its damn ugly ok.

  • did you try out the bubble tea on moth street since you are in little italy? haha.. its pretty good.

  • What a fantastic trip…

  • wtf did u just said ya allah wtf

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