AudAtMoho/USA AudCamwhore AudDisgusting

Fat Her’s Birthday!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAT HER OOI!!!!!

dscf1755.JPGThanks for being my daddy, Daddy!  I love you!

Thanks for giving me money without Mummy’s knowledge wtf.

Thanks for carrying me around on your back when I was 12 on the streets of San Francisco because I said I had a mosquito bite on my knee and it hurt to walk WTF.

Thanks for running around Las Vegas looking for something for me to eat when I had gastricitis, and not yelling at me when I said the potato bread tasted awful and deliberately left it on the bus wtf.

Thanks for locking me out of the house because I cried too much when you wanted to sleep.  Really, thanks a lot Fat Her wtf.

Thanks for naming me after Audrey Hepburn because I got her skinniness and nothing else wtf.

Thanks for calling like every 10 minutes when I’m out and embarrassing me in front of all my friends wtf.

Thanks for teaching me how to read and to love reading.

Thanks for passing your sleep abilities to me wtf.

Thanks for still trying to make me get into a wrestling match with you even though I am now 22 and you’re 52 and have you seen my calves recently you’re no match for me wtf.

Thanks for trying to protect me all the time even when it’s unnecessary.

Thank you god for letting me be your little girl 🙂

Haih is a I think sohainess is built into my system wtf.

This is why Mummy Ooi likes Angela Luo so much. Cos she’s a vast contrast to the klutz she has for a daughter T_T. No wonder she always gushes on about how Angie looks rich while I look poor WTF and she always says that short people are supposed to be lithe and graceful so why do I keep bumping into things and why can’t I dance wtf.

And Angela says I look dumb wherever I am and I even look like Doraemon wtf = =

Why? Because we had our shoots for senior pictures today, and by George I look sohai in every single one that Angela took of me while I was posing for the photographer T___T


The view of the Lower Lake, behind Prospect. This is where we took the photos.


Isn’t it pretty? It’s going to be even prettier when more leaves turn red.

We had to wait for a while to get our pictures taken because the photographers were running behind time. So obviously we camwhored wtf.


Angela looks like a doll!


And there you have it, the first of the sohai shots: me looking like a Tang dynasty scholar envisaging his next poem T____T


Decent shot *gets on knees and gives thanks wtf.


Me and Mild, who was also waiting to take her photos:)


Me and Asako, who’s getting married next year!

Then it was Angie’s turn for the professional shots!

Why is my soulmate so beautiful T_____T


I like this shot because it looks professional too! The colors so sharp ok. One professional photographing another wtf.


She even looks nice when they force her into such a disgusting pose!

And then it’s my turn wtf.


I think they were explaining to me how to pose. Which is tilt your head here and smile wtf.


Haih Angela said they must think I’m damn annoying because right after they snap a shot I immediately start looking around and talking to people wtf when I’m supposed to keep posing for them to take a few extra shots T____T

You see I couldn’t stop laughing T____T


Especially when they made me do this pose too! Like wtf how am I supposed to keep my composure doing this hahahahahaahhaah


Again, not paying attention to the photographer and playing with my hair which is a very bad habit of mine wtf.

Is a fake smile gao gao. Finally I got fed up and asked the photographer to think of another pose for me wtf. Yalah I damn fan la and apparently I got so stressed over the poses that I started speaking Malaysian English to them WTF.

Like “Eh I don’t know how la!” and “HAHAHA so stupid la I wanna laugh!” and when I finally got into position but the photographer was looking some place else, I waved my hand in his face and said “eh eh” wtf ya allah why am I like this.


So they relented and asked me to do this, which is so much better don’t you think. Except for the fake smile again.


With the graduation gown!


Must put more flattering shots now. 1o years after puberty, thank you god for the cleavage wtf.


Oh Buddha why didn’t I bring my nail polish remover.


Angie’s hair styled in this way reminds me of some HK singer la but who? Is it Sandy Lam? wtf.


Don’t ask lalalalala wtf.


WTF looks like I dig my nose with my thumbs wtf.


Eyebags AGAIN. Eh who wants to photoshop my eyebags for me! Take them away and store things in them wtf.


Ya all the above were posed shots. Catch me unawares and this is what you get sigh.

Comments (29)

  • Happy Birthday Father Ooi!

    It’s okay if you’re a klutz, at least you’re not… I don’t want to finish the sentence ’cause it’s politically incorrect wtf

    Haha in the scholar pic you look like you’re bouncing on your heels while nodding regally at the lake WTF

    And you look bloody pretty in the 18th pic 🙂

  • awww, so schweet! happy birthday uncle ooi! 🙂 it’s so adorable la. heh.

    and aud, you’re damn funny la omg. too funny. and yaaah why is angie so pretty i also jealous now 🙁

  • LOL you are sooooooooo funny. Sigh you have such great genes. HAHAHAHAHA

  • Nice wat yer photos..

    What cleavage?!

    Still think yer Paintball post is the best so far (esp the petpet comment)

  • eh u and angie both have improved cleavage. hahahaha.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA THE PICTURE OF THE TANG DYNASTY DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAAHAH HOW CAN U LOOK SO SOHAI HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    angie very sweet looking la cibai i hate people who can pose effortlessly and look pretty whereas i look like i am gonna burst out laughing every second wtf.

    happy birthday father ooi!

  • Happy Birthday Father Ooi !! 😀

    Elise, where got 🙁 Where do u see my cleavage 🙁 don’t have okay T3T Mine is still flat and sad wtf.

    Aud, hahahaha how come ur “thank you”s are at first so sweet then after a few lines they start to get so angry ! hahaha

  • angie so prettyyyy! see lah i told you right how can anyone not look pretty with dimples! i should start poking my cheeks with pencils again wtf

    aud love the 2nd last pic very pretty =) and why u didn’t curl your hair one.

  • angie very pretty! hahha why the photographer ask u to pose lying on the ground! so funny k like those wedding photos only..

  • jia meei: HAHAHAHAHA write it in the club journal wtf. and thank you /boo does it look like ayumi wtf.

    meldee: right! i think its in her genes wtf.

    goddess: hahahaha yalah all thanks to fat her ooi *shifty eyes

    spock: god cleavage la ok! look harder la! wtf. sorry la ok just a bit is enough to make me happy 🙁

    esile: hahahaha its all push ups la T_T

    tze: hahahaha shaddup la! ya and how we have to control the size of our mouths T_T

    angie: hahaha i started to remember all the bad times wtf.

    suet: no la i wont look good with dimples! oh cos got no time had to rush out to catch the bus in the morning wtf.

    sarah: ya she is! yalah so jakun ok i nearly died hahah

  • Audrey is prettier…=P

  • sniff, sniff…thank you my little girl. All are forgotten..the weary legs walking up the streets of san francisco carrying a 45kg daughter, the frantic search for potato bread, the tickling of feet and legs and arms and hands. You are such a gem.

  • aaaahhh!!! angela’s dress is super nice! XD HAHA!! you look like the grim reaper[the cuter version!!] on the robe! ;D

  • *in the robe

  • Hahaha, the picture of you when the photographer forced you to lie down damn funny!! You looked so forced, and you r face looked like you think the photographer is the biggest idiot in the world HAHAHA! I can so imagine you when the photographer asked you to pose like that! 😀 😀 😀

  • HAHAHAHA 45KG YOUR TRUE WEIGHT IS REVEALED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    and ya la did you see the picture of my blog toasting jojo god!

  • nice pictures!! but in some pics you seem to have to force the smile huh? hehe…
    you look so much better when you laugh or smile naturally.

    tsk tsk tsk.. why you gals have to do the squishy lips pose? very irresistable not to kiss.. haha

  • oh yeah!! happy bday to father ooi..
    hmmm.. i do see some cleavage… nice! hahaha..

  • ya allah why are you so farnyy. and your fat her’s reply is so sweet =`)

  • oh my god oh my god i have the exact same pair of shoes!1 hahahahahhahahahah and you looked great for the shoot… 🙂

  • ya allah, bandwidth exceedid. wtf

  • thanks everyone, for the birthday wish

  • bandwidth exceeded -_-“

  • Did angela do her nose? it looks very sharp

  • no la why do you say that! her nose isn’t even that sharp what. haha she’s all natural ok

  • Awesome site! Design is great! Please visit my homepage: mapquest ca
    Utu74Bp3zk

  • omg i am not shure how i even ran across youre picture but you they most beutiful girl i have ever seen!!!!,Rick P.

  • ur dad really comment u ha!! anyway lol i m just going thru ur old posts u r so funny. 😛 malaysian english ha!

  • At one point I thought I was the only person who was funny enough to write stuff like this.

Write a comment