OMGOMG I think I might actually be done! Done with studying for my history midterm and writing a paper on Malaysian politics (for now la i.e tomorrow and Wednesday wtf)
All this achieved by skipping Hiphop today so I could study relentlessly!
And actually I don’t know how much I remember for history but I don’t care anymore I’m taking the class pass fail anyway.
I suddenly really want a Tamagotchi. I checked Toysrus.com and it’s only $14.99! Somore I never had a real one ok mine was some ciplak one that Mummy Ooi bought from Subang Parade that was a dinosaur instead of a chicken. Damn annoying ok I wanted it to turn into a cute roundish dinosaur but it always grew up into a brontosaurus wtf.
I’m trying to convince Angela to get one with me (Suet sure don’t want wan) so we can infrared and let our pets be soulmates too but she doesn’t want 🙁 Pffft what is 14.99 compared to a lifetime of happiness with your pet wtf.
Angela’s cousins came for the weekend and we went to Six Flags (theme park)! One is Kelvin (the nice one) and the other is the Weird Cousin wtf.
Angela hasn’t seen him ever since they were like in kindergarten and he grew up to be the weirdest most annoying relative ever and Angie can’t stop apologising for him wtf. More on that later.
This, I assure you, is Kelvin, the nice one, and not the Weird Cousin as you might think wtf. His eyes are too small so we decided to give him bigger ones hahahahahahahaha.
First of all, Kelvin drove all the way from Albany, New York to Moho (2 hours) to pick Angela up, then on to Connecticut to pick Weird Cousin up ( another 2 hours) and Weird Cousin isn’t even Kelvin’s real cousin -they’re related thru Angela.
And Angela paid for everything for Weird Cousin – theme park tickets, haunted house fares and she bought him a Napoleon Dynamite poster cos he likes him, and he didn’t even say thank you for anything and sat on the poster and crushed it wtf!!!
And he like blamed all of us for the long lines. Wtf who doesn’t know you have to line up in theme parks! Once when we were lining up for the haunted house, he went up to Kelvin and said sarcastically ” so are you having fun?” wtf.
Then he even questioned Kelvin’s name hahahahhaha. He said “is Kelvin a real name? How did you even come up with it?” hahahahahahahah and Kelvin was wearing a leather jacket and he said “why are you wearing a leather jacket? Only motorcycle gangs wear it” WTF hahahahahahaha.
And he got into a fight with Suet and Kelvin over Christianity and he told me that my religion is fake WTF cos I’m not a Christian eat shit la.
Then during the Wicked Woods haunted walk, he was so damn annoying and coward ok! He was already whining about not wanting to go, so I said don’t need to go la just wait outside for us but I think he was more scared to wait alone wtf.
I don’t understand why he’s so scared! It was a guided walk through the woods with setups of graves and abandoned shacks and people dressed as monsters would jump out and scare you but he was terrified.
Keep telling me that I only reach up to his armpit wtf somore so why so scared for!
Kelvin tried to comfort him by saying “the monsters aren’t real” and he answered very seriously “how do you know they’re not real?” wtf.
Damn annoying cos during the walk we were walking in pairs or trios and I was holding on to Suet and he tried to pull us apart WTF and said “let a guy walk in between you girls” WTF.
When he failed to do so, he tried to hold on to Suet’s arm and walk but she very macho-ly shook him off. Then he ran to the other side and grabbed MY arm and Mild’s so he could walk between us, safe from monsters at the side T_____T
Mild was holding on to Kelvin on the other side and it was impossible for 5 people to walk in a row on the narrow path.
Suet tried to pull me and herself in front but the stupid Weird Cousin gripped my arm like death wtf and wouldn’t let go T________T
So I had to walk with one arm pulled behind in a grip of death, and because I was slightly in front of him, he kept kicking me from behind and I kept tripping T____________T
Fuck him la I tore my pretty red shoes because of all the falling T____________T
I kept telling him to let go of me, or at least let go of Mild and keep holding on to me so I wouldn’t be pulled back like that.
And he wouldn’t listen! He just gripped my arm even tighter where got guy like that wan until it really hurt and Angela finally shouted at him to let go of me, when which he turned around and linked arms with the mother and her 8 yr old daughter behind us WTF.
He used an 8 yr old to protect him!!!! *frothes at mouth wtf.
Some more I dunno was he trying to convince himself the ghouls weren’t real or what, he kept saying to the monsters that appeared “Hey how are you? It must be hot in that mask” or “Good job” or “I can see you thru the makeup” wtf T_________T
Before Six Flags, we went to the lake to take fall pictures! Yearly tradition ok wtf.
Weird Cousin (look at his face!), Kelvin, me, Suet.
Suet by the lake so artistic guess who took!
Me and Kelvin
Threesome wtf.
Front view wtf.
As we trudged through the sludge, I remembered how much I hate nature and the outdoors. I was then submerged in gloom for the rest of the time and kept saying “let’s go back” wtf.
Class of ’08 yo wtf.
The road less taken wtf.
Do we look like a drama cast or what (like the flatties!)
I’m really good at hiding my discomfort at all the rotting leaves lying around us wtf. I hate nature la and nature hates me how else can I be the only one who got bitten by bugs huh huh huh.
Putting a manmade object between me and the grass wtf.
I only like nature in photographs. Mild took this!
Then it was on to Six Flags! Nature be gone wtf.
At the entrance, while waiting for everyone to pee wtf.
Six Flags is a theme park known for its rollercoasters and scary rides.
And this is the first ride we went on! wtf.
The last time I went on a merry-go-round was in DisneySea Tokyo and I had to sit on Jaafar from Aladdin’s ugly bird while everyone sat on horses and genies T_T This time I swore to sit on a pretty horse but I didn’t realise I got a zebra wtf.
And I damn suck la I used to be so damn good at rollercoasters like I would go for every single scary one there is.
But now after every coaster ride I cry WTF. Cos too scary wtf.
Tears of terror wtf. Suet asked me why I put up such a fugly picture but I said must put to show people that I’m a real person ok not just a pretty doll WTF.
The Pandemonium *jeng jeng jeng*
Full of fear wtf.
Like I said, I damn suck already so when we were in the coaster inching upwards to the peak for the first drop, I swear I was vampire-pale and even when Kelvin waved to me I couldn’t smile back and I thought I might puke from fear wtf. And I was even considering unbuckling myself and climbing down the tracks wtf so I wouldn’t have to sit through the ride wtf.
You can’t see it, but it’s damn scary cos when the coaster moves, it also twists in all directions so you fucking feel like you’re in a free fall and your body is just flipping thru the air. The worst part is when it turns so you fall back first.
I screamed so much that Jeannie and Mild forgot to be scared because me with my mouth wide open with shrieks emitting is very funny and all in all it was a very enjoyable and humorous time for them >(((((
And Suet regretted letting me hold her hand because I nearly broke it wtf.
I swear it was the Hollywood Dream ride at Universal Studios Osaka that changed me wtf. That ride was horrific ok.
For Halloween, Six Flags transformed into Transylvania wtf.
Haunted house!
Us waiting in line and being scared.
Everyone being scared and me being bored wtf.
We ended the day by killing Suet wtf.
And then I killed myself wtf.
Till death do us part wtf wtf.
Comments (21)
HAHAHAH GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY HAHAHA I MEAN U AUD NOT GOD WTF HAHAHAHAH i think things won’t be as funny without weird cousin la haha. maybe it’s god’s plan wtf hahahaha
hahahah, you’re mad…where did you get your genes? do you remember when we went through the motion masters in spore and the ride at universal studio- we must be the only ones (with eyes tightly closed) who did not see the ride down
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petbird WTF
HAHAHAHAHAH YOUR ENTRY DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAH WEIRD COUSIN DAMN SOHAI HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHY IS HE LIKE THIS! and also cuz angie kept apologizing for him HAHAHAHAAHAH I WANNA DIE HAHAHAHAHA.
u look pretty in the pics mylove. and why are you wearing another basketball jersey wtf
[…] *fourfeetnine* wrote an interesting post today on Six Flags!Here’s a quick excerpt OMGOMG I think I might actually be done! Done with studying for my history midterm and writing a … for history but I don’t care anymore I’m taking the class pass fail anyway. I suddenly really want … to a lifetime of happiness with your pet wtf. Angela’s cousins came for the weekend and we went to Six […]
wow the autumn leaves are really nice. i like those pics in the jungle! you got my genes, only like jungle in pictures!
Your blog has such warmth for having uncle and aunty ooi to comment 😀 *waves* Your daughter has great genes from both of you! Be proud! 😀
AND~ I have the Tamagotchi. Seriously if you have a choice, pass this one. After some time it gets pretty annoying and gets on my nerves. I got bored of it so soon like after 2 weeks. And 2 weeks after I’m dreading to play with it. Wtf. AND guess what happened! I paused it for 4 months already
AND AND… lol! Your entry is funny like always!
Hahahaha tamagotchi hahahaha I had one too when I was young okay. Actually I had a tamagotchi and a digimon
Awww I miss your Minnie Mouse pumps
why didn’t u just leave him behind in 6flags and drive away! leave him in the haunted house haha
hahahaha shit wei the last photo made me laugh so hard. 😀 😀
i totally love the picture you took of suet by the lake. it’s so so beautiful:)
and yes, the forest one looks like a tv series poster!
OKAY why am I so dumb, at first when I saw you all mentioned ‘Six Flags’ , I dunno why, but I thought it’s a pub! -____________-
And you mentioned the flatties!
Why it cut off my comment! 🙁
I said you mentioned the flatties! *heart heat heart* (’cause if I type the shape heart, my comment will get cut again wtf).
And we should just join forces and make one giant TV series poster! We are definitely good looking enough wtf.
Omg I still can’t stand the fact that me and him are blood related first cousins T3T *chills* Omg can you imagine we share the same genes T3T *chills* omg what if subconsciously I’m like that too ! what if that character is in my blood !!! *chills*
Sigh i’m sorry T3T
Hi babe, hahaha it’s like a O MY GOD! My weird uncle LOOK Just like Angie weird cousin.. Does all guys who look like tat turn out WEIRD? hahaha and yada yada i totally agree tat it’s abit irritating. (PS: I hope Angie wouldn’t mind me commenting on him) hahaha.. while reading i was like: Aiyo aiyo aiyoh.. so irritating can.. Hahaha..
Anyway, your new bag look new..
Hugs ands take care.
GOD bless you..
HAHA if u guys look at the 5th last photo u can see Angie’s weird cousin checking Suet out. omg run Suet b4 he grabs ur hand again.
HAHAHAAHAH AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE AH SOU! GOD HE IS SO SOHAI HAHAHAHAHAHA god i think we’re BOTH manlier than him WTF WTF.
eh i dono abt you weh but frm an angle rite, angela’s Weird Cousin looks like chris wtf. as in the OKR chris wtf.
AHH!!! so this is 6 flags.. I was thinking what was 6 flags when i did a tag and this is how it looks like so scary!!!
AND AND!!! I sat on Genie in Tokyo Disneysea!! HAHAHAHA
LEROY: YAYAYYA HE DAMN LOOK LIKE CHRIS IN PHOTOS ONE!!! when i first saw his pic i thought he’s quite handsome cause chris is damn handsome wtf then i saw him in real life still ok but when he open his mouth then i feel like slapping him edi.
sweat: YALAH WHY AR YA ALLAH wtf.
fat her ooi: yalah your genes la! how to get back my bravery ar wtf.
petbird: WTF.
tze: what basketball jersey i damn like that tshirt ok hahaha fuck u wtf.
mommy ooi: ya remember the time you told me to lie i got gastric to get out of camping! wtf.
goddess: haha really! but for the first 2 weeks its fun right right!
jiameei: i had a digimon too! but i didn’t like it cos it fought wtf. im a peace loving soul wtf.
elise: hahaha u so mean leave him in the haunted house hahahaha
jayelle: yaya do i look like an actress:D wtf
hui wen: ya totally! i know what tv show we’d be in too. Miss Malaysia WTF.
angie: its ok T3T its not ur fault ur cousin is like this. even though ur his blood relative n u brought him into my life i don’t blame u T3T
shundy: isit! how weird is ur uncle? and no la my bag is an old one:D
one-dollar: haha no i don’t think he would do anything as normal as that wtf. i think he was trying to avoid the camera >.>
ah mei: HAHAHA yalah suet damn likes chris wan and b4 she met him she kept gushing over how he looks like chris chan in pics! *vomits
huiting: hello hui wen’s sis! haha why the tag got 6 flags wan!? and why u get to ride on the genie T3T most of the genies were taken by kids wtf T_____T
My uncle is as weird as that weird cousin.. or maybe weird.. LOL.. He like to stand behind me with zero sound just to scare the FATS out of me and then LOL.. Crazy nuts. SCREW him.. LOL.. Hehehe.. coz i already “see” u carrying the black big bag with gold chain one thus tot this is a new one. LOL.. Anyway, are you really going to London this Nov? Most more on that okies.. i cant wait for mine on the 18th Dec. LOL.. TAKE CARE! Hugs and have a nice weekend.
ssshhhh not to bring that up again! be grateful for that as i rescued you from the mosquitoes. anyway you told me you were having stomach ache after taking the veg curry!
goddess*: ya thanks!