AudRubbish

Hello Hello Kitty!

In preparation for a week of loneliness ahead wtf, I have gone out and bought the necessary supplies:

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Tadah! Instant noodles galore. Eat until I go bald wtf.

That’s right, it’s Thanksgiving Break next week. There won’t be food so I have to scourge for my own wtf.

Suet is going to Indiana to see Brother Ooi, Angela won’t be around either, and I, Aud Ooi will stay here and spend time with my homework wtf.

Oh actually I do have a Thanksgiving invitation. It’s an invite to go have Thanksgiving dinner with my boss from the Office of Religious Life wtf, and her entire extended family.

I really don’t want to go! So awkward ok not like I’m that close to her also she’s my boss! But I think she’s just being very nice – I told her I’m going to stay here this holiday and she asked if I had any family or friends in this are and I said no.

Then she asked me, “would you like to come and have dinner with my family?” And I was like “really? Are you sure?” while frantically racking my brain to come up with excuses wtf.

And she was like “yes why not!” and I said “oh ok thanks that sounds like fun!” WTFWTWFTWF

She’s a sweet middle-aged lady with grey hair and she was being so nice I didn’t have the heart to turn her down! And then she picked up the phone there and then and told her husband to book one more spot for me WTF so fast take action is that why she’s the head of the Religious Office wtf.

And then later she told me we have to drive TWO HOURS to pick up her mother-in-law from a military nursing home in Rhode Island (her mother-in-law used to be a war nurse in WWII wtf). How! Have to spend 2 hours in the car making small talk with her and her son wtf.

She’s really really sweet for not wanting me to be alone on what is supposed to be a huge family event so I feel bad but really why do I get myself into all this weird incidents!

Sambo also asked me to have Thanksgiving with him and I can’t decide. Both ways also I have to waste time traveling here and there when I could be doing my work ya allah what a geek.

But maybe I should open up myself to new experiences and have dinner with strangers wtf. *ponders.

By the way we have a new buddy in our room!

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This is Angela’s baby. His name is Do Not Cover wtf. She got him cos we both cannot stand the cold and he keeps us nice and toasty :))

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And this is MY new baby I got today! The heater keeps us warm but it also makes the room super dry and I always wake up with blocked noses or nose bleeds ๐Ÿ™ So I got a humidifier. It’s really good cos your skin and hair won’t get so dry and isn’t it adorable! The mist spouts out of its ears wtf.

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I feel so affectionate to these two! Cos they both have eyes ok it makes me feel like they’re our pets wtf.

This is the story of Hello Kitty and Do Not Cover meeting for the first time. ใ‚ญใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒผใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใจใƒ’ใƒผใ‚ฟใƒผใฎๅˆใ‚ใฆไผšใฃใŸใจใ wtf. Don’t ask me why we so stupid la I also dunno! I think too stressed over work already because right after that we both sat down again with our textbooks and laptops wtf.

Comments (25)

  • re: YouTube video of “do not cover” and kitty chan meeting for the first time:

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    They both sound like Mickey Mouse!

  • Come back to Malaysia for Thanksgiving wtfwtf maybe ’cause I miss you…

    And I met reddevil87 your Blogcirc wtf member already!

  • God….I worry for mankind after watching that video.

    I shall go sit in a corner and rock myself to sanity(or insanity which ever comes 1st)

  • zomg. i know this sounds so mean but i feel so shy for you two lol but it was possibly the most postmodern video i’ve seen on youtube in a while. hahahahahahaha i couldn’t stop laughing.

    good gracious, audrey ooi, you crack me up.

    re: your thanksgiving dinner, GO LA. it’ll be fun, plus you get to eat yourself silly.

    on another note, watch fahmi reza’s mini-docu ’10 tahun sebelum merdeka’ as linked on my blog ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • OMG hahaha my name is *pause* Do Not Cover! wtf hahaa!

    ehhhh..are those eyes drawn on with marker pen?

    hmm and thanksgiving shouldnt be spend alone =) go and have some fun! =]]

  • the video doesnt work for sum freak reason but the whole idea is funny… i like it!! maybes coz im a hello kitty freak

  • Hello I’m Do Not Cover AKA Warm Fusion wtf.

  • Hahaha I love the instant yakisoba in teriyaki flavor. I’m not very good with the cold either, even in southern CA I still have my portable heater blasting during wintery months.
    Anything religious scares me. Have fun on your Thanksgiving dinner though.

  • i like the video! it reminds me of the time when u and barry were playing when u were small. remember?

  • I am thinking to get another heater too. The central heating at my place cannot make it.

    The video is cute!

  • Hahahaha I just watched your video cause my connections was cibai yesterday hahahahha why are you guys so funny hahahahah yeah you guys sound like Mickey Mouse

    Lemme guess the manlier voice is yours wtf

  • i think that youtube video is destroying your blog’s layout? at least for me on firefox. the video doesn’t seem to exist oso.

  • So cute! I love the hello kitty humidifier! where can i get one? ๐Ÿ™‚ im in HK… the video damn funny hahaha ๐Ÿ™‚
    being a instant noodle eating individual doesnt mean we will go bald ok.. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • abraxis: hahahaha more sohai than mickey mouse i think

    jiameei: haha i havent talked to him b4 also! is he nice? wtf.

    spock: why mankind? we don’t represent all of mankind!

    meldee: hahaha i dunno why i found your ‘postmodern’ comment damn funny! ok will watch it:)

    meilin: haha yea i drew it on with permanent marker..cos we love him so much:P

    angel: how come the video doesn’t work??

    angie: hi do not cover! wtf. hello kitty says hi wtf.

    leanne: i don’t usually like teriyaki but i’ll give it a try:D what ru doing for thanksgiving?

    mummy ooi: haha its lolo’s n betsy-may’s voices wtf.

    mei: where are u staying? ya my central heating sucks too thts why we got a heater

    jiameei: hahaha hello kitty’s voice is mine la! very manly meh *cries

    clem: i think i fixed it! does it look ok now?

    stella: thanks! i got mine from target.. i dunno where in hk u can get one:( n yes it does! all the salt n seasoning makes you shed hair:(

  • hello auntie ooi, suet here! don’t ask me why my name says sweat wtf.

    hey love i just bought the teriyaki and chow mein also! we can chat on msn and eat together /boo

  • hey aud, how come all the preovious photos u posted kenot be viewed? it says sth like bandwidth exceeded, upgrade to pro today!any idea how to view all the photos?

  • OMFG YOU VIDEO CRACKED ME UP SOOOO MUCH !!

    *rolls on floor laugh non-stop wtf

    especially the ” hello miao ” and ” ni hao miao ” WTFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

    love reading your entries la babe . you’r soooo funny !! makes my day all the time (:

  • *cries*

    so so so cute. and they became soul mates. i love happy endings ๐Ÿ˜€

  • AHAHAH AH SOU I CANNOT STAND U LA ESPECIALLY THE SHAKING HANDS PART HAHAHAHAHAH WTF HAHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tears wtf

  • Hi babe, LOLz… this… video…. is…. so ….. fucking…. that i cant type properly.. LOL..

    ANGIE, why din’t you draw lashes for DO NOT COVER?
    LOL… Maybe i can help you..

    Anyway Aud, are you still heading to LONDON?

    TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF ya..

    HUGs

  • sweat: haha my mother knows la she reads ur blog too! oooh i scared the teriyaki not nice la maklumlah i dont like teriyaki/bbq sauce wan.

    rebecca: yea sorry the pictures should be back up soon, im waiting for them to fix it too >< cass: hahahaa why u like that part! i thought it's damn lame until ppl feel like beating me up wtf. fern: hahaha ur comment so cute! they're soulmates just like me and angela:) ah mei: HAHAHAHA YA THE SHAKING HANDS PART IS MY FAV TOO see my voice not manly anymore! shundy: actually i was the one who drew the eyes = = cos angela can't draw for nuts and im taking drawing 101 yo wtf. i didn't draw lashes cos it's a boy! im not going to london anymore...no money wtf:(

  • sorry i am ur friend but i could not bring myself to finish watching the video…

  • elise: ya someone on youtube said it’s a waste of time and youtube space hahaha T________________T

  • Babe, guys have lashies too.. LOL.. U are funny la.. and it’s not a waste of space on You Tube for sure… LOL..

    Anyway, have you heard of Pan & James?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfuXDZ0Hra0

    just wanna share it with you.. Lotsa more on You tube ..
    search for PAN & JAMES or Just type PUN KUN… So cute can die.. happy watching and enjoy your holidays… Hugs….

  • It’s dinner for me on Thanksgiving and Vegas for the weekend. Wee~.

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