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Vancouver!

I’m in Vancouver!


The plane that took us there!  (Actually took us to Chicago for our transit only, but details! *waves hand)


Clockwise from top left: eating breakfast in Hartford with our massive bags and eyebags wtf; Angie waiting; me waiting; our plane waiting wtf.

As luck would have it!  The snowstorm in Chicago delayed our flight by one and a half hours T_______T and we were stuck sitting on the plane watching:


..them spray stuff on the plane.  Maybe to defrost it?


And Angela was stuck with some old woman’s foot next to her elbow WTF no manners stick her stockinged feet in front through the gap!


To while away the time.

But we got here safe and healthy and that’s what matters! wtf.


And thank the heavens I finally finished ALL my assignments and that’s all that matters too!

It’s definitely not as cold here, but for that reason I brought less warm clothes and now I’m paying for it T__________T

And holy bejesus Vancouver is SO Asian!  Especially Angela’s city Richmond.  It’s so Asian that I can’t even read signs because everything is in Chinese T________T

I keep forgetting I’m in Canada and keep thinking it’s Taiwan or China wtf.

But I’m slowly but surely learning Mandarin!  From talking to Angela’s mom, I’ve learned how to say “don’t want”, “hot”, “cold”, “auntie, have you eaten?” wtf among others.

And omg the food!

All heavens of Asian food and MacDonald’s everywhere yaya I don’t think I would wanna live if Mcds didn’t exist wtf.

Speaking of food, the other night I woke up in the early hours of dawn wtf with raging hunger to the point of nausea I think it’s the fucking birth control pills T__________T

So I tried to sleep it off because honestly who wakes up just because they’re hungry you’re not supposed to feel anything when you’re asleep!

But I couldn’t and I actually threw up twice why am I like this T___________T

Throw up cos hungry wtf.

So I went downstairs and got soya milk and a sausage bun and I drank like half a cup and ate 3 bites before throwing it up as well T__________T

Then I got so exhausted that I fell asleep by the toilet bowl T________T

I woke up for a bit and drank some more soya milk and one more bite of bun but I still felt like shit and then I vomited for the 4th time T____________T

By then I was wondering if I had developed some sort of sickness that would make me throw up everything I eat heretoafter and I started imagining that I would have to live my life with a drip by my side wtf.

But then there was nothing else to come pheww and I fell back asleep (in my bed)

And from then on I think I’ve developed the mentality and paranoia of a famine victim wtf  because now I am so damn scared of getting hungry again that the second I feel the teeniest of hunger pangs I’m off to the fridge.

Watch me get fat and stretch marks this way wtf.

More later!

Comments (24)

  • I was stuck w/ that stocking woman behind me AND a man smelling like curry infront of me wtf and u were sitting beside a mute girl who farted none stop

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH YAYA THE CURRY SMELL MAN AND THE MUTE FARTING GIRL T______________T

    i swear everyone will hate us for making fun of a handicapped person T___________T

  • not only handicapped person, also the curry race wtf

  • FARTED NONSTOP WTF

    🙁 Next time if you’re hungry just eat something don’t starve yourself luv

    Both you and Angie look really pretty :):)

  • Hmmm. Stocking feet woman? Par for the course. “Welcome to the friendly skies”. Welcome to the hell that is United Airlines.

    Along with the farting girl…that’s also par for the course on UA…

    Ah, Richmond. According to my HK frens, it has the best HK food in North America. Enjoy!

  • ouch… puking 4 times??? 🙁 🙁 🙁

    take care k? *hugs*

  • eh i wanna do that also to lose weight!

    my love i miss u =(( do u have reception in vancouver wtf

  • OMG – are you ok? 0_O
    Is that normal for you to puke like that? And fall asleep besides the toilet bowl wtf

    Eh need to go doctor and get checked out or not. *turns into a mother hen wtf*

  • whats wrong? hope you are eating right finally.. take care…. Merry Christmas.

  • birth control pills cause raging hunger?!

  • haha it started snowing today (in vancouver), dunno if it’s like that in richmond? but probably crappy slushy snow all around anyways.

    enjoy vancouver!

  • Maybe you weren’t hungry but actually having food poisoning that night. Next time you feel nauseous at that hour, eat crackers or digestive biscuits like women with morning sickness do.

    Have fun in Vancouver and merry christmas!

  • Merry Christmas! 🙂

  • i’m appreciating mcd’s like hell now. in this McCafe thingy in bangkok. all hail mcd’s!

  • Why would you take birth control pills……….

    O_O !!!

    That’s hot.

    Excuse me but I gotta go……… clean the white stuff all over my monitor.

  • u take birth control pills for wad… T__T wtf haha

  • Hi Aud, o dear… i really pray that you get well soon okies… SNOWING!!! Damn.. tell me about it.. i am in Liverpool now, just watch the Liverpool match yesterday… F*** F*** F***ing cold here yet i see no sight of Snow.. i am just unlucky.. You are luckier .. LOL… Take care girl.. God bless you ya… HUGS!!! Santa Claus is on his way now.. HO HO HO HO…

  • Jia Meei: YA at first i thought it was angela who was coming up with all the awful smells wtf.

    abraxis: is it! haven’t eaten HK food here yet, but everything else is sooo good:D:D

    heidi: thank you *manjas wtf

    tze: no i don’t stupid prepaid phone wtf :((((

    michellesy: i dunno! it’s the first time i’ve thrown up from being hungry la:(((

    crash: no i eat pretty well i think.. it’s just the side effects from the pill la:(

    kh: for me birth control pills make me super hungry until i can get gastricitis like nearly every day:(

    fiona: yea i woke up today and outside was white! but slushy yuck and by night it’d all melted. where in vancouver are you?

    suzie: thanks for the advice! i did wonder if it was food poisoning but it wasn’t i was just too hungry and all the air in my stomach made me throw up:(

    jac: merry christmas to you too!

    clem: ya mcds is better than sex! wtf.

    futtbucker: i have an illness for which i need to take the pills. and um do you mind changing your name next time it’s a bit disturbing.

    kmo: i have a condition called PCOS and all the doctors i’ve seen have told me to take birth control pills to cure it

    shundy: thank you babe! haha so did liverpool win? ok i hope for your sake that it snows in UK haha take care merry xmas!

  • i’m in the actual city of vancouver. i just realized i’m so used to the chinese signs i don’t notice them anymore. heh..

  • Fiona, how do you know Audrey’s blog ? 😀 are u originally from msia ???

  • whats PCOS?
    anyway, i think your body will get used to the pills after awhile. how long have you been taking them?

  • to angie: from kennysia’s blog xD no i’m not m’sian haha..

  • Aud, hope your PCOS problem is not serious or life-threatening… :S

    aud: if i take care of it properly and keep it under control it won’t be life-threatening:)

  • Wtf….what u doing in vancouver/….wtf u damn cute like chi huahua….wtf…..:)

    aud: chihuahua is not cute T_________T im in vancouver for winter break

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