I’m sick T_________T
Have been for about 3 days now. Took lots of ibuprofen wtf but my sore throat still isn’t going away 🙁
Angela’s friend Eric modelled in a fashion show the other day so we went for it. The dress code was semiformal so I dressed up like a datin wtf while Angie dressed like a hooker wtf.
Haih is a look like shit gao gao I am never putting up my hair ever again somemore I was already sick then.
Datin pearls and zippered hooker bra wtf.
Sick eyebags:(
Karaoke later with Eric and Benjamin.
(Eh let me talk about my legs for a while! I played paintball back in August and I got this huge bruise like the size of my heart wtf on my thigh and IT NEVER WENT AWAY. There’s still this big grey patch on my leg which still hurts the teeniest bit when I press it. Why is this so! My friend Allie told me there’s calcium deposits where the bruise is wtf and I don’t know if it’s true but she’s a neuroscience major so should I believer her wtf and what should I do!)
((And! After that whenever I get bruises on my legs which is quite often because I have the coordination of a robot wtf the bruises never fully go away either! So my legs now look like a barren land of oil spills wtf how! Mummy tell me what to do!))
Back to the fashion show. The clothes were so fucking fucking cute though! We wanted to buy like nearly everything. But we predicted everything would be really expensive, which we did find out today to be true.
High-waisted shorts with suspenders and ankle boots! Zomg I used to hate ankle boots but suddenly I think they’re adorable! I don’t care if I look 2 feet tall in them my New Year’s Resolution is to get a pair of them wtf and I wanted to get white (because that’s my current favorite color) but I think black would be more practical decisions!
Angela really likes this outfit but I think it’s just okay but yalah she’s so bloody tall and thin anything would look good on her.
We both love the blue dress on the left so damn cute!
I like this one (maybe cos its white wtf) but Angie says I have a million pieces of that kind got meh!
And the white and pink outfit on the right! The girl is so skinny that the skinny jeans were loose on her wtf.
Her blouse is really cute.
I was gushing about her outfit but Angela said what I wore that day is the same except without the hat and gloves wtf.
The male models. Eric is second from the left. At first I told Annie and Angela the 4th guy from the left was cute but I lied because later when I saw him outside I grimaced wtf. And the guy in the shades wore them the entire show because apparently his eyes are really ugly hahahahahahaha
Pretty maids all in a row wtf. See the pink girl’s white ankle boots! I nearly got a pair of those today.
Which brings me to today’s trip to Crystal Mall, which is an Asian mall in Burnaby. The designer for the clothes above had a store there so we wanted to go check it out.
There was a shoe store having a Buy 1 Free 1 promotion and I was going to get a white pair of ankle boots and Angela black but there was a scratch or something on the shoe. The salesgirl (who probably just arrived on the boat from China this morning wtf because her English was atrocious she couldn’t even understand when I asked her when the promotion was ending and when Angie asked her is there another size she said okay WTF) said Angela could go home and use a cloth and rub it off.
But what if cannot right, so Angela said could the girl try to do it for her right now and see, and she muttered “So you want ME to do the hard work” WTFWTFWTF
Suddenly the English become so good! One full sentence with no error wtf. Damn annoying ok! Isn’t it her job to provide the best service and sales item! Idiotic woman don’t want to give her business wtf.
Anyway back to Crystal Mall. Apparently the stuff they sell in the mall are all imported from Japan or wherever and they overcharge by hundreds of dollars I swear that’s where Cindy got her dress wtf.
I am really outraged by this daylight robbery wtf because I know that the clothes if bought in Japan cost maybe like 10% of what they charge here so me and Angela said we’d go to all the shops and speak Japanese WTF and exclaim everything is too expensive and flounce out wtf.
Plus it’s really useful to speak another language to discuss whether something is worth buying or not in front of the salespeople.
And honestly the prices were astounding! $288 for a top that I swear I can get for 5000 yen ($50).
Ya so we went from shop to shop creating ruckuses about the prices and “un-cuteness” of the clothes and stomping off with our noses in the air wtf.
Then we stepped into this shop called Shibuya 109 and Angie pulled a top from the rack and said in disgust “takai ne” (expensive hor wtf) and I sniffed and said “un meccha takai” (ya very expensive) with emphasis on the meccha wtf but then suddenly the salesgirl at my elbow started rattling a string of Japanese about how all the clothes were imported from Tokyo WTF oh mama it scared me so much cos what if she challenges me to a duel in Japanese I sure lose ok I have no confidence wtf.
How to say that we only wanted to say everything was expensive in Japanese just so they would know we’ve been to stores in Japan and know they’re cheating people huh huh wtf. Don’t fight fire with fire wtf.
We managed a cursory stroll around the store perimeter before lunging out with knees knocking wtf.
And when we finally arrived at the store with all the cute clothes above and the salesgirl smiled happily at us and said “Nihon jin no kata desuka?” (are you Japanese) I insaf wtf and said loudly and fastly wtf “Nihon jin janaindesu” (NO) wtf.
Moral of the story: Never try to tell people off in a language that’s not yours wtf.
Comments (29)
Wah, angie has such a nice cleavage. damn…i so ham sap…wtf…
my love’s boobs so big wtf
no la nonsense i think you look very nice where got sick! and i miss you la i’m giving our relationship one more week before calling it quits wtf. and i have something to say about a certain copycat wtf
ooh, i like the white and pink outfit too! ^-^ get well soon!
Yeah you look nice with your hair up what! And how who what copycat *kepoh
Why are you balancing on one foot in photo #4! But your body looks nice there yummm wtf
Datin cantik sangat ni
sigh clothes clothes.. they’re a girl’s bestfriend and also their nemesis arent they? u know i would rather stay at home for weeks when i feel damn depressed about having no new clothes to wear or thinking i’ll look ugly in my current clothes! why like that why like that! T_________T why am i ranting here hahaha. sorry ah siao already. k bye.
WHY AM I A HOOKER WHILE U ARE A DATIN ! at least u are rich and I have to work for my own living by selling my precious body wtf !!!
my top is damn nice n high class okay T3T so far away from a hooker, for more pix on that top, please visit my personal album at wretch WTF
sean: haha dont get nose bleed ok wtf.
tze: ya i think this is the lowest top i’ve ever worn wtf /boo what copycat! and why u wanna break up with me are u putting the blame on me wtf
lin: the white top cost $346 WTF
jiameei: i look 5 with my hair up 🙁 HAHA cos my other leg was up on the couch wtf. no la too young to be datin imma be a millionaire’s mistress WTF.
ron: haha why u like that don’t want to go out if no new clothes! that’s why u should buy in advance so u will never go without wtf.
angie: hahahaa cos of ur boots! but don’t worry my babie u are an expensive hooker wtf. AND STOP ADVERTISING UR OWN BLOG LA TIU HOW SHAMELESS is this how u conduct ur business wtf
I think you look pretty with your hair up, very classy >.
You’re not japanese !!?? Lies !!
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!
Maybe you’re secretly japanese but you don’t realize it yet…!!! Maybe your mom secretly had an affair with a Japanese man…!!
It’s possible !!??
COMPARE YOURSELF TO YOUR BROTHAS AND SISTAHS YOU LOOK DIFFERENT DON’T YOU !?
YOU. ARE. SECRETLY. JAPANESE. O__O
That would explain your love for Japan and your natural Japanese looks ! No normal Malaysian girl has eyes that big okay !
If you still don’t believe me, go ask your mom.
You’ll see.
HAHAHHA WTF If I really advertise then I would put up my site add here okay !! LIKE THIS :
http://www.wretch.cc/album/meltsinangie
AHAHAHHAHA
happy 2008 babie *heart* thank u for being my soulmate all these years *heart*
Where got look sick or like datin?! You look very classy, like audrey hepburn ok (eh, same name saja. why am i so slow in perceiving the obvious wtf) er, unless you have something against audrey hepburn lah wtf.
And why your leg liddat wan! calcium deposits wtf. you got go see doctor or not – ya lah, i am a mother hen lah, cluck cluck wtf.
And don’t complain about your figure lah can. I want to die kao kao di. I know lah, there are no ugly women, only lazy women wtf – but i want to be lazy and ugly can or not wtf wtf.
You and Angie are so slim and your eyes so big wtf. Can do the cat eyes thing with eyeliner ok. when i do it my eyes look like two small watermelon seeds wtf.
ps: I wanted to say you looked japanese wtf. but then i read futtbucker’s comment and he was damn bloody 110% convinced you were ok, so i didn’t want to say anything in case er, i feed the conspiracy theory involving mummy ooi and er, some random japanese guy -___-
haha. no la. i dont want to go out when i feel ugly. if not very obvious when my pretty friends walk beside me, so pai sei ahhhhhh.
I spot your cleavage! WHy you always so humble about your chest, my dear WTF.
And HAHAHHAHAHHA this post damn funny! And I am sorry to be the one breaking the news, but I’ve a friend who had a permanent bruise! From donating blood WTF.
babe did you realize you say WTF in almost every line ?!
oh and you look so elegant and classy and you do look underage with your hair up 😀
i love your friend’s white dress in photo #4! your dress and angela’s top also very nice! *jealous*
HELLO AGAIN I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET ACCESS AGAIN WILL BLOG SOON!
eh yalah i thought u looked good too! summore got cleavage k mmm *launua emoticon wtf
and why in that pic with annie u look damnnnnnnn small suddenly. like even angie twice your size wtf. and all the clothes from fashion show very nice!!!
and we speak malay ok and teach angie how to say “sangat mahal” wtf but later ppl thought we’re indons wtf
wowow…so many hot gals…like it..at least give me a boost while i work in this damn boring office..
Try using salonpas for your bruises and blueblack. Works like a charm for my bruises, gone in a few days.
futtbucker: didnt your mom teach you if u want people to respect you, then u must first know how to respect YOURSELF! it just shows how immatured you are and one who lacks education, both at home and in school. if you dont understand this, go ASK YOUR MOTHER!!! from now on your comments will be deleted from this blog.
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Its at http://www.amegus.com/new_arrival.htm.
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Wah…cannot tahan the motherfucker of a butt fucker. If you are man enough, show yourself! Eh small man, if you are honourable enough, you dont say bad things about people’s mother. Small man la, hiding behind a pseudo name.
Peep here, peep there. If you are man enough (which you are not)reveal yourself. I’ll call you out for yam cha…you’ll never forget it. No. I’ll not squash you like a little gnat. You’ll just rot in hell, when I’m done.
hey! how are you doing there?
just wanted to wish you HAPPY NEW YEAR, looks like there is some nuthead creating troubles. sigh~~ kids nowadays. tsk tsk tsk..
have a nice time there for the remainder of the trip and have a safe flight back to springville.. hehe, i drove by MOHO before new years to a friends wedding in New Haven.
Aunty and Uncle Ooi are my heroes
Mom Ooi and Fat Her are so cool!!!
wow. i love your parents! 😀
want to swap?
aud: haha no i love my parents too:P
Wa you stepped into Shibuya and you expect people to not know Japanese? Hahaha
You are funny. On one side, you want to let people know that “those are expensively expensive.” and the other side, you hope you don’t face to face with a Japanese.
Maybe you can try speaking Chinese next time =P
aud: it was just a shop called shibuya! got shibuya fashion in sg wang also wat wtf. speak chinese no class wtf
jia meei, mei and frank: THANK YOU! (raising the fists with one covering the other – the chinese style!)
omg..adorable much?
and ppl say I have big eyes.
I look like a sepet compared to yours 🙂
been reading ur blog 🙂 nice!
aud: haha thanks! we have a lot of mutual subang friends don’t we?
been reading your blog too…
envy your big eyes and cleavage… lol… does the pill really help in that area? bigger boobs i mean, not eyes… duh! haha.
aud: HAHA yea it does for me! but it’s different for everyone, u can try to see if it works:D