Jam and I talking about our childhood memories:
Jam: there was once my parents fight very kao so i tried to shout them down wtf (cause got school the next day and i need sleep wtf) then my dad took me and put me in the storeroom WTFFF
Me: i got put outside the house
like a dog wtf cos i cried too much
Jam: HAHAHAH awww so cute
my mum damn mean kindergarden first day she dropped me off
and i cried like shit
she just drove off wtf
i remember that moment wtf
feeling melancholy wtf
staring at her car disappearing into the distance WTF
Me: so poor thing
my mum took leave for a week when i went to standard 1
wait for me until recess n feed me wtf
then i faster eat n go play with friends wtf
ignore her wtf
Ungrateful daughter Ooi wtf.
Jam: yeah my mum came once in high school and i was quite shy wtf
“go home quick later ppl see you!” wtf
Me: HAHA why? did she get a call from the disciplinary teacher wtf
Jam: oh no la cause i didnt bring keys WTF
Me: hahahahahah
i think until form 5 i forgot stuff
like homework wtf
then have to use pay phone to call my mum
“eh mummy can u bring my book for me wtf
then she’ll drive up to the gate and yell at me in full view of my friends wtf
Good times huh Mummy? wtf.
Other conversations:
Jerry: I think I’m going to get a pet
Me: Ok hamster
Jerry: NO fighting fish
Me: Only if it’s pink
Obviously there was no pink fighting fish. All the red/blue ones looked like they would die in 2 days so weak (nyawa-nyawa ikan WTF)
So hamster it is!
Hello world!
I picked the one that was running about the cage because I thought a sleepy one would be too boring.
And on the way out of the mall he bit his way out of his cardboard box.
Me: Eh! Eh! He’s escaping how how! *shrieking
Jerry: Is anyone looking? Is anyone looking? *pulling out new box containing the cage and stabbing it with keys (to create airholes)
Wtf as though this is a time to worry about onlookers what if the hamster escapes and gets trod on huh huh how do you expect me to live a guiltless life wtf
Pink cage isn’t it pretty Although the hamster is a boy. And his name is Mufasa wtf don’t look at me I didn’t name him.
Angela trying to catch him.
Fuxxing good hair day omg I should be a stylist wtf.
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…I asked my mother, what would I be wtf
Ask Jerry why didn’t he name his hamster Tom! Tom and Jerry wtf
Mufasa (wtf) damn cute and your hair damn nice come back do for me /shy
aud: ok that means you can’t cut your hair wait for audrey to come back and style mmkayyy
my mom damn memalukan wan ok came and gave me lunch and dont let me play with my friends wtf T_____T and when she saw me fall down at the basketball court when i was in a chinese government school she straightaway took me out and put me in private school T____T
wtf is the hamster yours! how r u gonna bring it back to mt holyoke in the plane! no pets allowed ok
aud: wtf why! are basketball courts in private schools softer wtf. not mine la it’s jerry’s i just dictated everything else wtf
UR WEARING JEANS?! WHAT HAPPENED TO ‘I DONT WEAR JEANS’???
eh the hamster damn cute lah. should’ve named it ice cream. geddit geddit?
wtf i’m damn lame.
aud: you know why! i have to clarify ok wtf. we were supposed to go to some park and angela said i MUST wear tshirt and jeans to look the part wtf.
HAHAHAHAHAH WHY ARE U TWO SO STUPID WTF
i was jst telling jam how i accidentally hug this man in a laser disc shop when i was 8 because i thought he was my dad cos both of them wearing white shirt wtf. then that time damn short so i lazy to look up, so i just hug whatever white shirt i saw wtf. den the man started backing away and i got angry i thought why my dad rejecting my hug den i look up den i see EH NOT MY DAD WTF DAMN MALU WTF.
aud: HAHAHAHHAHA eh once i was in a bookstore reading magazines and i thought the boy next to me was my brother wtf. and i wanted to tell him something about the magazine so i talked to him but no reply wtf. then i got angry and hit him wtf then only i realised it’s not my brother WTF
Hi, im sorry that ithastotally nothing to do with this post. If im not mistaken. there’s this time when ur photobucket exceeded bandwith right? Im facing the same problem too, but no idea how to get it fixed. Any idea how?
aud: there’s no way to fix it actually:( they renew the bandwidth every month so u just have to wait for it!
U like hamster , right? then do it is mean u like hamster’s cousin? 😛 ….
aud: who is hamster’s cousin?
i cried in front of the entire class but no one layaned me ok cos my mom left me in the classroom and drove off T__T and she left me waiting in the school tll 8pm at night no one fetch me damn lonely ok… went back found out she forgotten about me T_______________________________T
omg i love ur hair… and i once had hamsters they both fought and one died cos eyeball came out wtf
aud: WTF why so poor thing left in school until 8pm!! if it were me i’d die of fright wtf. and yalah dunno why my hair so damn nice ok that day thank the lord wtf. WTF why if hamster’s eyeball comes out means they die isit wtf.
when i was just a little gal, i asked my mother, what would i be?
would i be pretty? would i be rich?
damn now i’ve got that song stuck in my head >.
aud: hahaha u damn bodoh!
oops i comment got cut off!
hehehe
nvm
hahaha call om using public phone hahahaha happens to me almost everyday wtf
tze: why! your mom damn nice see u fall down straight away put u in private schl. my mom will laugh at me when i go back wtf. “hahaha i saw u fall down today then i tell ppl u are not my daughter wtf”
eh u’re not bringing that back to mhc right? it’s jerry’s right?? cause hamsters die damn fast one. if u bring back i think we’ll have to bury it that week itself wtf. and that’s angie?? i thought it’s jerry wtf hair so short and wear baggy jacket. sorry angie baby T____T
aud: ya it’s jerry’s but i damn wanna smuggle it on the plane ok if can T_______T actually just smuggle the box also can damn cute wtf.
My dad locked me in the toilet once because I was naughty. And then he asked me to wash the toilet as well since I am in there. WTFFFF.
aud: HAHAHAHAAH why your dad like that! treat u like buruh kasar hahahahahahahah
My mom locked me into a DARK SCARY STORAGE ROOM OUTSIDE THE HOUSE wtf i duno how she got access to it also ! because I ate too slow T______T And I got kicked out from pre school cuz I cried too much. And my maid pushed me and I cried extra loud so she got fired. Crying is women’s weapon wtf !
and sweat yes thatz me, hair so short, wear black jacket, trying to catch the hamster that didn’t wanna get close to me TT OHh .. you forgot to mention my baggy pants T_________________T
aud: why parents like that i wanna call child abuse wtf. yea u took so long to catch the hamster hahahaha. no la remember all of us looked so cool that day with our tshirts and jeans and some people’s cap wtf
But I knew it was Angie ’cause she’s wearing earrings!
Unless Jerry wears earrings too . .. .
aud: no he doesn’t! *protective wtf
your hair looks seriously good! *jealous*
aud: ya it was a fluke i never got it to look like that again T_T
ya i was gonna say why angie look like boy T_T
haha i dunno la my parents just thought it would be posher wtf. high class wtf.
What the fuck … a potty mouth skank blogger … what the fuck …
mufasa???
LOL~
aud: ya cos apparently mufasa is a macho name *shifty eyed
stfu la anon mouse
aud: thank u my love /boo
anon: mouse
WTF hahahahha i dunno what to reply him hahahha aud do you love me now wtf
btw anon wtf doesn’t mean what the fuck it means watafak! in malay, watafak is katak or ‘frog’ so get your facts right first stupid american kid
aud: WTF ahahaha why are u like this T_T
hey~ mm just wanted to know..
where`s angie from?
aud: where does she live or where is she from?
the cage looks like its so small when the hamster is so fat!
aud: ya i think we bought the wrong cage *shifty eyed. i was blinded by its pinkness
why everyone says I look like boy T_________T issit a hint for me to change sex now wtf ! and married audrey in Quebec wtf !
aud: and invite rebecca to our wedding WTF
Anon Mouse …..if you don’t like this blog, you can go eat yourself and shit yourself out after….. we all love how the owner of this blog says WTF!!! ………* burn u with a torch…….u ass…WTF!
aud: WTF i was going to say ‘eh how come this person says burn with a torch too’ >.>
Anon mouse: F off potty mouth loser
where is she from?
aud: she was born in china but she’s from singapore
hamster cousin = rat