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Happy Chinese New Year

The other day out of the blue, Fat Her asked me whether I ever dream of my grandfather who died when I was 16.

I said ya actually I think I just dreamed of him recently but I don’t remember what it was about.  But he was alive la that’s for sure wtf.

Then on the same day, Ooib told me he dreamed of Yeh yeh the night before!!

And then we both fell sick with horrible coughs and lots of phlegm!!

What does this mean is this a sign!

Sometimes I’m scared I’ll forget how he looked like.  And sometimes I feel like he never really existed, like he was just a figment of our collective imaginations.  That there wasn’t really anyone who tickled me to sleep and drove me back and forth from kindergarten.  That we just created his big nose, his dark skin, his slippers that had little cillia-like things on its bottom so they worked as his personal reflexology system when he walked.

Because really, what do we have other than photographs and memories?  Photographs fade and so do memories.

Today is the first day of the New Year and Ooib and I conference-called up our grandparents’ house in Penang and shouted in Hokkien to my grandmother who either:

(a) can’t hear very well over the phone

(b) thinks because it’s long distance she needs to shout louder so the other person can hear wtf.

And we’re stuck here with no family, no new clothes (cos I wore them all wtf) and no authentic Chinese food (ok la maybe Ooib has cos he’s getting frog legs tomorrow *sour wtf)

Happy New Year from a man riding a bike! wtf.  Red shirt ma wtf.

Comments (12)

  • seriously what kinda picture is that you tell me…………..did you just google ‘red shirt handsome man’ WTF hahaha sigh happy cny babe let’s cry together tomorrow while eating our chipotle chicken wtf

  • Happy Chinese New Year!!!!!!Gong Xi Fatt Choi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • walao your red shirt guy so random. haha anyway gong xi fa chai to you !!

  • hahaha.. who is that guy?? o.O
    happy chinese new year! ^-^

  • Happy CNY Audrey!
    don’t worry, i am missing out on CNY in aus as well wtf. i went to chinatown today cos i was feeling tooo homesick and what did i get? japanese taiko drumming and indonesian dances wtf. chinese new year with multicultural flava wtf.

    and how come barry gets frog legs!!!!111 *damn damn sour*
    did he have to catch the frogs himself ar wtf

  • HAHAHA woman why got that red shirt guy!! What connection is it between you both WTF. Happy Chinese New Year to you, love! 🙂

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  • hello everybody wtf see that red man riding a bike happily ? Guess what, me and audrey were on that bike.

  • happy cny my love T___T i wish i can spend it with you =(

    aud: ya me too T____T will we ever get to TT

  • Happy CNY luv!!

    Are you going around making friends with random red shirt men

    I know men on bikes turn you on, but still….

    aud: hahaha no la we were in thailand and this man was the bellhop wtf. cycled us to our room so cool right!

  • hey! didnt your daddy tell you not to take rides with strangers? hahaha… ok ok! just kidding. happy new year… and happy birthday. yeah a little early but i will also be busy on our birthday. haha.. cheers

    aud: eh how u know its my birthday! thank you:)

  • (b) thinks because it’s long distance she needs to shout louder so the other person can hear wtf.

    HAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE AH SOU *pats back wtf

    happy chinese new year and happy birthday dear. have a great one! 🙂

    aud: you too ah mei! miss you:)

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