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Stupid Cupid

Conversation with my brother:

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
another time also i wanna brush teeth after breakfast so i didn’t brush in the morning right! then magecibai sister go run down and tell my mom then she slapped me wtf

princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
YA WHY KENA SLAP COS OF THAT HAHAHAAHHAHA

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
i remember talking back trying to defend myself then i kena tampar
cibai i damn hated you for that for a long time!!!
piak damn hard wtf

Queen Suet says:
and then the poster one leh damn funny wtf
Queen Suet says:
summore dunno wht poster

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
yalah some cibai poster from GEMPAK wtf (Malay magazine for children wtf)

she gave it to me edi so i paste on my door

then in the middle of the night i heard scratching at my door wtf

Queen Suet says:
GEMPAK HAHAHAHAHA

*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHY I SCRATCH AT UR DOOR

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
then i opened the door and she was standing there then we argued
you were trying to tear the poster off my door lah!
argue already then she continue wanna scratch some more wtf

Queen Suet says:
HAHAHHA
how old?

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
so i pushed her then she aiyak fell down

*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
HAHAHA WHY I SO ANNOYING WAN

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
slow motion some more

stumble like 10 steps only fell backwards
damn lousy balance

*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
ya hahahaah my balance memang sucks hahahaha

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
then my dad came up and tore the GEMPAK poster and my mom came and piak me again
Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
i think i was 13

Queen Suet says:
hahahha
why everyone so sayang u one, aud!

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
yalah i had a sad childhood wtf always kena tampar
T_T

*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
hahahahah im sorry T_T

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
T_T your argument was that you never said you gave me, but i remember asking then you said take lah
i rmember your fall was quite funny wtf

*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
hahahahahaha like how!

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
like stumbled backwards and tripped over your own feet
it wasn’t even a hard push!
then you landed on your ass and started bawling wtf

*princess aud ❤ [shosho cures everything] says:
hahahahaha

Barry Ooi Eu Hock says:
14 years old already some more wtf

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ok so now I realise I was a terrible sister. And I always thought my brother was the evil one. Tak sedar diri wtf.


Look what I made for Valentine’s! Cards for Suet, Angela, Shan Shan, Mild and Jeannie. Why I spent so much time on them is because I am too broke to buy anything T_T Paper is free and so is ink wtf.


I got Disney Princess chocolates from Mild… and a dark, rich and handsome man from Angela WTF. He’s made of dark chocolate ma wtf.


Birthday present from Suet! Ya don’t ask me why I dress so gangsta la ok my dressing totters between two extremes: gyaru (big curls, hairspray, hot pants and high socks) and like a boy wtf (hoodies, baggy jeans, studded belt and skater shoes wtf)


Album cover for Backstreet Boys/NKOTB wtf.


Um inside sleeve shot wtf.


One last Valentine’s gift. Happy Valentine’s, 寶貝:)

Comments (21)

  • HAHHAHA I thought the youngest kid should get more love wtf

    And shouldn’t it be JKO loves AOOI instead wtf

    I want a Valentine’s card too *sour and a dark rich and handsome man HAHAHAH Angie must be the luckiest girl alive wtf

    aud: u got a valentines phone /boo AOOI WTF AUD la sounds better!

  • eh, who is the elder??
    i seriously thought it’s’ OoiB…

    aud: no la im the elder why u think its ooib T3T

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA WHY OOIB SO PITIFUL WAN no wonder he’s always sullen la wtf. AHHAHAHA OOIB U NVR TELL THE STORY HOW U WENT INTO AUD’S ROOM AND STEPPED ON SOMETHING HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    aud: HAHAH SHADDUP LA! what goes on between the circle stays in the circle wtf

  • hahahaha tze wtf hahaha aud u really forgot all this edi right cause i asked u and u said he spat at u only wtf
    and why lenz also know he is called ooib edi wtf

    aud: hahaha thru the power of the club blogs wtf. ya i really forgot already…its human ok to forget what bad stuff u did wtf

  • haha kesian your brother… the last v-day present very cute!! it’s in pink… muahaha happy v-day to you !! hugz

    aud: happy vday to you too! *hugs

  • haha…ur bro damn sad lar…always kena piak…the last present like so sweet…must be from ur korean+taiwanese+japanese look bf…hehe

    aud: piak hahahahaha. why so many ethnicities like hybrid like that wtf.

  • JiaMei, yea when u had black u never turn back WTF. NO la Aud is the luckiest girl okay since i gave that man to her .

    Aud WHY YOU SO ANNOYING. God seriously if you are my sister I’ll just run away from home and find a black man wtf and never turn back WTF WTF

    aud: hahahaha i guess u did have black and never turned back already wtf *wink wtf

  • slow motion fall hahahaha. i can totally imagine that. good to have siblings close to ur age la, my two sisters are 8, 9 years older than me, now that they’re married i feel damn lonely! and why angela kiap her armpit in the 2nd photo!

    aud: hahahaha dunno why say until so dramatic like soap opera wtf.

  • ei ron don’t la .. i thought itz a very black and chill pose wtf wtf wtf

  • HAHAHAHAHA ARMPIT ANGIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • hi this is late but happy belated birthday! (almost wanted to mention the age but i ter-remember your fist -_-”) and omg you are such an evil sister! if i was your brother i would have slapped you back already!

    aud: ya thts why i get pushed by him etc etc hahaha

  • dont peluk the dark, rich and handsome man together when going to sleep 😛

    aud: ya cos he will melt in my arms wtf wtf

  • my dear son: i dont think i slapped you la; the most is screaming n scolding only. you always acted like a bullyer with few words (as you seldom explained) and aud (the supposedly bullyee) always acted very sweet n told me weird things that u did. i’m sorry if i made your childhood so sad!!!

    aud: ya expose my secrets more la wtf. hahahaha mummy do u feel guilty wtf

  • Happy Belated Birthday!!!And ur Valentine’s pressies are so sweet I didn’t even get a thing cuz my bf is so lazy to do anything and I’m sick for the whole bloody CNY T__T

    aud: haha cos first valentines ma..sure very sweet wan. see next yr what he gives me. his socks for me to wash wtf. oh poor thing sick on cny:(

  • OMG, you used chinese characters in your last sentence ok. Traditional form some more – damn smart lah Aud!!!

    aud: muahahaha *proud face. no la actually i made someone write it out and i copied it wtf.

  • hahahahha ya allah..i already knew you when you were 14. and there i was thinking, “wah, this older sister of barry…so nice, friendly and MATURED”.

    still cry ar at 14? LOLOLOL

    aud: HAHAHAHA 14 only what! form 2! still no breasts! (now also dont have la wtf)

  • Eh you look like Michael Jackson wearing those aviator sunglasses!

    aud: why michael jackson he’s got a fake nose and likes children T_T

  • 寶貝 wo yao shosho

    aud: lai, wo gei ni shosho WTF

  • the last valentine’s gift is from jerry issit?? wtf im so kpo T___T anw initally i thought ooib is the elder one too.LOL

    aud: ya from jerry! haha no la ooib is the younger…by only a year so everyone thinks we’re twins!

  • hahahah yah aud here i was thinking how come u know how to write chinese and japanese damn unfair then i was like wait. wtf. you? chinese? NOO WAY.

    aud: why unfair! can’t i be smart wtf. haha yalah i made jerry type it out for me wan la *shifty eyed

  • mmm i just love your dressing in the 3rd picture. you look adorable =)

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