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I slept at 4 last night (writing thesis yo!) and woke up at 12.30 and still felt on the verge of death T___________T

Eight hours isn’t enough for me honestly if you ask me to sleep say 4 hours you might as well ask me to die wtf.

Anyway today I was pretty productive. I brought a glass of Coke up with me from lunch and drank it while writing my paper.

And then the stupid Coke gave me a caffeine high! I dunno why like this! I love Coke and drink it all the time.

But maybe usually the Coke gets diluted from the ice… and today I finished the whole cup, usually I throw away about half.

So I was typing my paper. And then suddenly I felt dizzy! wtf. And my hands started shaking wtf.

And then I started typing so fast WTF. Should have taken a typing test then wtf.

And then I started singing damn loudly. Cos I felt like I really needed to shout wtf T_T

Angela said I was so annoying.

Anyway Mt Holyoke is having a Kick Coke off the Campus campaign. Apparently Coke is violating all sorts of human rights and environmental laws in their production. Something like they’re taking underground water from India which deprives the Indians of water something like that. (I forgot what else)

So they have this huge banner up in the student center and it goes something like “Coke Kills… and You Pay Them To Do It”.

So every time I drink Coke there I feel damn guilty ok! I dunno why I must do this to myself but every time I lift the cup to my lips I’ll inadvertently glance up at the banner and feel chills wtf.

And I was really scared that they would just remove all the Coke machines, so I thought I better drink as much as I can before they do wtf. Cos I also feel bad ok that I’m depriving Indian peasants of their water.

But then! Today I saw a poster which listed out all the products that were under the Coca Cola company, not just Coke. And and my other favorite drink in the world, Honest Ade was on it!!!

This is going too far!! Take away Coke never mind, Coke rots your teeth and stomach lining and makes you infertile wtf.

But Honest Ade! My favorite flavor is Orange Mango and I swear it is the yummiest drink ever. Just a tad sweet, like the slogan says wtf. And I feel so healthy everytime I drink it! Cos it’s just a tad sweet ok wtf which means that there’s less sugar but full of Vitamin C.

Actually I think I might love Orange Mango more than Coke. Cos every time I go to Blanchard (the only place I’ve seen it sold) I run to the beverage section first to check if they have it in stock wtf.

And I once told Suet that possibly the only advertorial I would ever do would be for Honest Ade Orange Mango wtf.

(No la I lie, I would totally do boutique advertorials for free clothes wtf *hinting)

So now I am anti-anti-Coke! If they ever try to remove the vending machines from campus, I will chain myself to one and chant slogans wtf. Like Tianenmen stand in front of the tank wtf wtf.

And today I cut Suet’s hair! See how productive I’ve been.

Trimmed her bangs and gave her layers! Before this, her hair was all the same length ma. No pictures, just wait for her to take some and post them up.

God I am so good at this! I was kinda nervous cos I’ve never cut hair from scratch, it was always just the bangs or maintaining the haircut. But I did it omg maybe I should start charging wtf.

Off to Miami tomorrow!

P/S: My favorite Youtube clip in the world wtf. It’s for some Japanese variety show, and it’s a bunch of guys sitting in a library drawing cards, and whoever draws the odd card out gets a punishment damn funny ok I watched it like 5 times before and still laugh like shit everytime I see it.

(Sorry my sense of humor is so childish T_T)

Comments (12)

  • wtf audrey ooi did u write this when u were high

  • hahahahha ya like u wrote in when damn high on coke geddit the drug coke hahahah wtf u dman funny baby i love u have fun in miami muahhh! wtf

  • Wtf damn a lot of exclamation marks !!!!!!! You should take some sugar to calm down WTF

    And I watched the Japanese Game Show before damn sohai hahahahhaha

    Hahaha have fun in Miami I hope you get internet connection there /boo

  • hohoho i will join your anti-anti-coke campaign. lol.. aaaa holiday~ have fun in miami!

  • haha.. aud.. u r really cute ok? can even get high on coke one.. haha.. feel guilty lagi tu.. haha… wow.. im quite impress with ur ‘hair-cutting’ and ‘hair-styling’ skills.. perhaps u can add in ur job list as undergrad, blogger, sleeper, wtf user and part time hair stylist.. wtf wtf. oh ya.. and angie as part time photoshop sifu.. yeah.. have fun in miami!! cheers

  • (No la I lie, I would totally do boutique advertorials for free clothes wtf *hinting)

    LOL, yes babe.. i would let you run around my boutique for a good 5 mins and whatever u can grab would be yours for free and that is if only Mid Valley release a space for me ASAP if not i would have to wait till 2009 Dec. WTF right…
    LOL..
    Anyway, good luck to your thesis n have a HAPPY WEEKEND!

  • eh why u so annoying wan no one defames coke ok!

  • Feeling want to shout = stress.
    Drinking cola = addict.
    Writing blog = great!!

  • haha..anti-coke..
    have fun gurl..
    peace yo!~

  • good luck with ya thesis!!

  • Kick Coke off the campus? Haha… do I hear a… BOYCOKE?

    Wahahaa! I am so punny!

    Not all left-wing propaganda are correct lah. There’s a lot of anti-this and anti-that from activists. But it’s always a good idea to keep an open mind, and not always believe what is said is true. The truth may be twisted so out of shape sometimes.

    Last time at my uni, there’s people wanting to boycott NESTLE because once again “they did something that destroyed the environment”. You know how many products under NESTLE or not? Cannot drink Nescafe. Cannot drink Milo. Then after that they want to boycott Nike. Crazy right?

    No wonder all these activists look like hippies. They said “protect the environment” then they go out and smoke weed.

  • your face reminds me of ayumi hamasaki O_O!!

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