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Miami Day 1 and 2

I am back from Miami!

It was so fun!

To sum it up: beaches, warm weather, boats, cocktails, celebrities, clubbing, Europeans, Spanish accents, lots of Latinos, expensive cars, mean age of like 25, a lot of skin, a lot of fit guys and fat girls wtf.

We took 1300+ photos and videos!  I spent my whole day sifting through them and it’s so hard to decide which to put up T_T

Okay this is a day to day recap ahem ahem.


We got to Miami and checked into our hotel.  We stayed on South Beach.  This is me praying to Buddha that I don’t get a tan ok one of my greatest fears T_T

When we were at Urban Outfitters, the guy asked us where we were from and we said Boston and he said “you guys are very pale” and I answered indignantly “yes and I plan to stay that way” wtf.  Skin cancer and leathery skin when you enter your middle ages okay what do you know.

I slapped on sunblock every half an hour without fail wtf.  And carried an umbrella with me at all times.  Angela said my baobei is actually my umbrella and not anyone else wtf.

But I did it ok hallelujah I am exactly the same shade I was before I went with no tan lines no freckles no sun spots nothing *tears of joy wtf.


And then we went for lunch at a restaurant down our road which was Ocean Drive.  And it is the worst restaurant in the world with a slutty waitress wtf.  And the strawberry daiquiri we ordered was quite gross wtf cannot drink finish wtf.

The food took so freaking long to come!  The portions were small and they didn’t taste good.  Even our ice water only came at the end of the meal and our waitress instead of checking up on our order kept flirting with men who walked past the restaurant ROARRRRRRR NO TIP FOR YOU

I wish I remembered the restaurant name so I can tell people not to go wtf.


But must take more pictures with the cocktail cos very cute wtf.


Then we went to explore the beach a little.  We just walked along it a bit, beach day is another day.


The water is gorgeous though!  But at 20+ Celcius a bit cold to swim I think.


And we found some shops!  Outside MAC.


Steve Madden.


I saw Buddha statues in a True Religion store does that mean they think Buddhism is the true religion wtf wtf.


Mild being a photographer!  Actually she was taking pictures for her photography class.


Part of our dinner at this place called Sushi Samba.  Butter lettuce wrap with beef omg orgasmic *teary eyed.  I think it was a Japanese Brazilian fusion place.  Damn nice okay so much so we went back another time.

And that was the first day cos we were exhausted by our 8am flight.

Second day!


Brunch!


Shopping at Lincoln Street.  The shopping there is so good you don’t even know wtf.  Too bad I don’t have money wtf.  I think Jeannie and Angela spent thousands between them though what US recession ar huh huh wtf.


Waiting for Jeannie to pee at Starbucks wtf.


There is always a reason to take pictures wtf.


Hello wtf.


Playing with the street deco.


We played with the mirrors in Aldo.


So cool huh!  We were all seated in different chairs far away from each other actually.


Audrey + Angela = Angrey wtf.


Pretty shoes.


Waiting for Angela to finish yet another purchase.


A view of Lincoln Street.


Some random guy came up to us and asked if he could take a picture with us.  People in Miami are so friendly!  Must be because of the holiday-party mood that’s always around.


And then this other group of people came up and asked us if they could take a picture of us for some street fashion project.  Maybe they like how colorful our clothes are 😀


Everyone posed so ladylike except me!  like a 5 year old sigh.  Always like this okay so many times they will all wear the same color except me.  Or the same style except me and I will stick out like a sore thumb wtf.


Meditating like a true Buddhist wtf.


Angela being pregnant wtf.


Walk the tight rope wtf.  Walk the plank wtf.  Walk the dog WTF.  Actually this is how I talk in real life sometimes T_T link a lot of unconnected words through one particular word damn random wan.


This picture is so pretty I love the colorsshiny-eyes.jpgObviously it was taken by Mild, all the nice pictures are, she’s just talented that way *envious


A sombre reminder of my job wtf.


Tired waiting for the others to finish buying things.


Dinner at Sushi Siam, a Japanese-Thai restaurant where the chef told the server to buy us a bottle of sake shiny-eyes.jpg cos we pretty okay what do you know wtf.  And then we damn thick skin say we don’t like sake and ordered individual cocktails instead  wtf.

And then later when we went in to thank him he gave us his number and asked us to call him to go clubbing later that night.  But we didn’t want to/forgot wtf.  His name is Jose and he was not bad looking but don’t want la so weird.  So after that whenever we passed his restaurant we walked really fast so he wouldn’t see wtf.


Clubbing at Prive where the decor is amazing!!  They had 2 indoor rooms, plus this huge open air area with a big dance floor, and because the management was called Opium Garden, they decorated it with Chinese lanterns, princess beds, incense and more statues of Buddha (I dunno what is it with Miami and Buddha wtf)


See everyone pose so nicely with Buddha and there I am meditating again.


Stone dog/lion?  Angela and Mild are striking pretty poses and I’m being stupid kissing statues and Mild is being so black and chillz wtf giving the dog an uppercut hahahahahaah.


Part of the decor!  It was so so so pretty but too dim to take really nice pictures 🙁


Angela, Jeannie, me and Amy Winehouse hahahaha she damn look like her okay she had a beehive and cat eyeliner hahahahah.


Me doing my robot dance wtf.  5 nights of clubbing in a row have not improved my dancing skills wtf.  Sometimes Mild notices me doing a cool move wtf and she’ll be impressed and say “wow Audrey that was hot” and I will say “I forgot what I did/didn’t realize what I was doing” wtf.  All my coolness is accidental T_T

Stay tuned for more wtf.

Comments (26)

  • So funnn! And baby you look damn pretty!! And yeah your skin tone looks the same did you slather on one inch thick of sunblock

    Random but Li Tat played golf with a band-aid wtf on his arm two weeks ago and the plaster tan line is still there hahahaha

  • I like the tired picture, haha u look great in red! *envy* Red is so not my color (T__T)

    I lurrrrrrve Angie’s one-piece!!!!

  • Eh i jst realised you didnt curl ur hair during the day!!! AND OMG!! MIAMI SO FUN!! I WANNA GO US AS WELL!! T___T And and the beach is so so so pretty breathtaking omg *inhale*

    AND OMG I LOVE EVERYTHING THERE!!! @.@

  • Totally irrelevant, but that random guy kinda cute wtf

  • Audrey + Angela = Angrey. WTF. hahaha. that’s funny.

    yeah, i got the same syndrome as you. my coolness is accidental as well T-T

  • Found ur blog through some malaysian blogger recently ^__^
    Love it – love it ! U galz r having the best time in life …

  • whoaa!!!

    i like the angrey picture! lol..very cool~ why the weather there so nice one??? uk still so cold..crazy one!

  • clubbing so fun! and angie’s baby damn real wtf angrey damn pretty the end babai

  • HAHAHAHAHHA this post damn sohai… Angrey, hahaha… And sombre reminder of your job WTF hahahha! Love the pics, made the trip look so fun! 😀

  • omg. you’re so cute la..

  • sigh im always cool no matter how much i try to be uncool wtf.

    your post so funny my love

  • im in the study room w/ not enough air (and slow internet) omg u don’t even know i feel like i can die here cuz lack of oxygen .. just for the happiness of my soulmate wtf

  • The random guy is cute =DDD

  • haha ur pics is making me want summer to come faster! ^_^

  • wow so fun

  • did you go to Miami Ink? hahaaahaha

  • you guys got accosted for pics and sent drinks cos you all are hot lah wtf *smacks forehead*
    damn stylo-mylo ok, like SATC lineup liddat when all of you walking down the street wtf *cue SATC theme etc* did all the guys faint from the heat you generated wtf.
    miami is so pretty – even the colours are more vivid/ saturated! and so many fun things to do/ see/ buy.
    ps: your robot dance/ i’m so tired pic is priceless wei XD

  • Wah wah wah!!!
    How much did you spend for this whole outing wor?

  • oh no you got your dad’s bad genes again. when he wants to say subang parade, he’ll have to say penang, air itam, subang jaya then only subang parade. and your grandmother will say ah hwa, ah suan, then only finally ah hong whom she wants to call.

  • when i first read ur blog angela is so chubby and now she is so slim n slender..haha u did n great job comin up with angrey…not augela…sounds like godzilla

  • u looked like u lost weight again! so tiny now!

  • HellO!~!~ Nice to meet you… What a nice blog you have… ^ ^

  • aiya baobei …..stop blowing your nose la!….so noisy….

  • i can definitely relate to you on the sunblock part… i just went tubing this weekend, weather was 80F and i cannot even remember how many times i slapped on sunblock – spf 55!

  • i loveee your friend angela’s pink flowery white dress! do you know where she got it from? =] thanks!

    aud: it’s from urban outfitters! i dunno if they have it out of america tho 🙁

  • omg i cant find it at the us or uk website! If theres any way that you can help me get hold of it and ship it to me ( i live in the uk) , i’ll be more than happy to pay you thru paypal! i just have have have to get that dress!

    add me on msn if that makes things easier (:
    baby_kungfucandy@hotmail.com

    cheers!

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