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Top 10 ways to make Audrey cry

It’s April Fool’s Day!

And I hate April Fool’s Day! Every year without fail I get lied to about something or other. And every year without fail I will fall for it!

Granted I don’t remember anyone telling me any huge lies or playing big pranks on me but still!

I hate being bluffed! Especially when you’re small and everyone gangs up on you. And you, oblivious to everyone’s secret snigger, will just smile or react along until someone says “April Fool’s!” and then you get so angry until you wanna cry but you can’t get mad over such a small thing so you have to pretend to be cool and laugh it off wtf.

Like today! I don’t think it was really meant to be an April Fool’s joke but it happened today so it’s counted *sulks

Jerry messaged me on MSN from his office and I was talking to him happily. AND THEN.

Jerry: bye audrey!

Me: WHY BYE

Jerry: because

Me: is that secretgaypartner -_-

Jerry: he doesn’t need to talk to you right now. he has to get to work

Me: haha work what?

Jerry: no i’m his manager. he really shouldn’t be chatting at work.

Me: (scared) oh sorry

Jerry: talking to random girls. ok i am going to close the window. he will talk to you after.

Me: ok

Then I closed my window dumbstruck wtf.

AND THEN JERRY MESSAGED AGAIN LATER AND SAID AIYA THAT WAS STUPID SECRETGAYPARTNER

You think I angry or not! Somore he sound so serious and scolded me I got the scare of my life T______________T I thought I cost him his job ok T__________________T

Top 10 Things that Make Me Angry Until I wanna Cry wtf (in no particular order)

(1) Bluffing me about something as a joke (i.e above)

(2) Fat Her Ooi asking me the same question 10 times in a row but in different ways

(3) Fat Her Ooi making me angry already and trying to cheer me up by telling me I look very pretty when I’m angry WTF HOW WILLTHAT WORK

(4) Getting into an argument with me and then not letting me get a word in and swearing at me

(5) Making a promise to me and having me look forward to it so much but then breaking that promise

(6) Running into the room and locking me out WTF. Ya a lot of these are pretty childish huh wtf. But damn angry ok if someone does that! Then I will usually just pretend I’m totally fine with a calm facade and wait for them to open the door but really deep inside I wanna cry wtf.

(7) The game Monkey wtf. You know the game where everyone stands in a circle and the Monkey stands inside and tries to catch the ball they’re throwing. I DAMN HATE IT IF IM MONKEY OK. Cause I’ve always been the shortest one in any group my whole life, and once I become the Monkey then I will be the Monkey forever la might as well stop the game right there and declare me the loser wtf. Cos it’s impossible for me to jump higher than other people to catch the ball ok.

(8) When everyone goes somewhere and doesn’t tell me they left wtf. Cos I’m like that wan la never wanna miss out on anything and if people go off without me I will feel damn miserable and sour until can shed tears wtf.

(9) When my brother uses something of mine and doesn’t put it back wtf. Not so much now la but actually now when he doesn’t put back my aircon remote after he’s done even though I’ve told him countless times I will still feel like shedding tears of anger wtf.

(10) When nobody wants to be friends with me la wtf. In Grade 1 all the girls in class wouldn’t be friends with me because my best friend told them not to wtf. You know why? Cos she was jealous I got first place in class WTF. So I had no friends because I refused to talk to the boys wtf. But now I’d rather talk to boys than girls wtf wtf.

And I went home and cried in bed wtf and Ooib heard me and whispered “Che che do you want me to tell Mummy you’re crying?” and between my sobs I said “okay” wtf.

And my mother went to school and talked to my teacher and my teacher said “okay everybody has to be friends with Audrey” and suddenly I had friends again wtf.

But I swear if that happened to me now I would still cry ok T_T

What’s everyone’s things to cry about!

Comments (21)

  • haha…tat was funny…i meant the last item on your list.wah,thot everyone gonna boycott u even more after your mum go and talk to your teacher.
    but paling scary one is being locked up in a toilet and in the dark ok!
    once, me n my fren waaay back in kindergarten…we went into the same toilet cubicle and i told her not to lock the door and she damn champion, she went n lock the door and we couldn’t get out!!! i was crying alr…luckily my teacher came to find us and open the door. i swear i hated her then!

  • u r so cute! i will cry also if i am locked out or no friends haha

    aud: ya very sad and baffled ok hahaha

  • awww sweetie the last point was damn cuteeeeeee!

    i get really angry and helpless when im being blackmailed! GRRRRRR

    there was this time, a big bully in my class made me write an essay for him. if not, he wouldnt return me my homework, which i lent him earlier to copy (wtfwtf!!) ohgosh why was i so pathetic! 🙁 🙁

    aud: HAHAHA why u kena bully until like that so poor thing hahahahahaha but very cute la hahaha

  • I hate it when nobody listens to me and I don’t get my way. Damn spoiled la actually. But…

    aud: haha so cute like spoiled princess wtf

  • yea ..y r u so cute wtf?

    aud: dunno its god’s mystery WTF

  • Babe, did u really hand up your thesis to ur lecturer yesterday/?
    LOL..

    Take care anyway my dear..

    aud: no hahaha i got an extension till friday!

  • AHAHHAHA WHY HE SEMPAT ASK U WANNA TELL MOM ANOT HAHAHAHHA why u got no shame say okay hahahaha summore make your mom go school for that! then make your teacher force everyone to friend you! hahahahha

    aud: hahaha make sure i want him to tell ma later i beat him how wtf. ya everyone forced to be my friend wan T_T

  • Awww why Ooib so sweet!

    Everything makes me cry… except physical pain wtf I pour salt water on my fresh blisters sadist

    aud: WTF Jammie Woman of Steel /boo

  • T_T this is a blog post?!

    aud: yes it is very long what T_T

  • hahahaa.. Audrey so cuteee and manja.. Happy Belated April Fool 🙂

    aud: haha i nv thought about it as manja. happy belated april fools to u too!

  • EIEI U didn’t mention I tag you wan wtf wants credit

    hahahaha so the teacher had to tell the class to friend you then u got friends HAHA

    aud: haha cos u didnt tag me ma i just said i’ll say u did wtf. but then i forgot wtf. ya the teacher had to say “ok everyone from now on we’re all going to be friends with audrey okay” T________T

  • HAHAHAHA U R SO FUNNY OMG!

    aud: hehe thank u!

  • HAHAHAHAH YA ALLAH AH SOU wtf

    i’m laughing at the fact you misclicked my name on msn and msged me instead of hui wen wtf and also because……. NUMBER 7 IS SO FUNNY HAHAH I’M IN THE UNI LIBRARY AND I’M LAUGHING LIKE DONO WAT HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

    why you lidat one! eh actually i think no. 6 should actually be.. angry until wanna cry over ppl being childish wtf cos reli wat how old ady still wanna play games like running in and locking out!

    actually if it were me aso my heart will berdebak-debak (correct term ah wtf) HAHAHAHAAH cos i dono lah! i don like lah wtf.

    aud: HAHAHAHA REALLY WHAT i think monkey is the most tear-inducing one lor wtf. and #6 ar i tell u actually… just the other day we were in the kitchen and i turned off the lights and ran out and locked the door behind me leaving jerry and shan shan inside WTF. then i realised how can i lock up my bf with another girl and faster opened the door but i think shan2 did want to cry WTF HAHAHAH WHY AM I LIKE THIS SUDAH DUA PULUH TAHUN LEBIH T______T

  • oh on a side note wtf. the only reason why i angry till wanna cry when i was in std 1 was because

    my then best-friend slapped me because i had a cousin who was 3 years elder than me studying in the same school whilst she doesn’t WTF. and i was angry because i wasn’t manly enuf then to bash her up WTF HAHAHA.

  • i wanna cry when im damn angry! damn useless one everytime angry want to cry, cos feel damn helpless and hopeless. but strangely when im sad very difficult to cry leh. makes me damn angry wtf so sad still cant cry but in the end still cant cry even due to anger. wah internal injury already.

    last time my friend lock me in class cardboard cos im fat! he call me fat pig then lock me inside leh wtffff! from then onwards i slap him everytime he say i fat until one day i realise he’s growing too damn tall for me to slap already T________T fat and short la so sad wtf!

  • if only having friends is as easy as “teacher says so”!

    btw no.8.. me also la… told you before right haha. super hate being left out

    aud: ya haha its the thought of them talking about how much fun they had after that is what i cannot stand

  • You are damn funny. I am also like you. I can cry over anything! As the days pass by, the more you look like nicole richie. Imma serious

    aud: haha dont wanna look like nicole la i dont wanna date a madden wtf

  • I feel you in No. 8!! T______T y friend went out without me and later I realized cause Mmy bestie told me the others got nothing to talk to me!! T____T what world is this I better die ok T___T They damn cibai lor I’m so interesting ok!! T____________T

    aud: why like that! are u still friends with them u better not be *threatening wtf

  • what about people walking walking walking and then u ask them to stop but they still dont wanna stop i thought that made u cry also!

    nothing makes me cry ok wtf. only anger and feeling unwanted. oh ya and my teacher telling me that i cannot go toilet although i wanted to go and change pad WTF.

    aud: WTF why ur teacher so bad! did you stain ur skirt wtf wtf.

  • u replied everyone except me! i wanna cry edi wtf.

    aud: haha sorry i missed urs! dont cry la wtf

  • my friends are on a never ending quest to make me cry -_- cos im also small and short hai Y ppl like to bully us small people!

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