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Miami Day 6

*does stretches wtf

I am so free! lalalalalalalalaa

Ok la let the pictures do the walking wtf wtf damn cliched la this line hahahaha.

I’m sure everyone else is as sick as I am of Miami pictures wtf so thank your lucky stars that it’s the last day.

On our last day, we decided that we should do something touristy rather than just shop and club the whole time wtf.

So we signed up for this bus tour around Miami and a boat tour around Star Islands (more on that later)


Mild got into her photographer mode.

While I fell asleep 5 minutes later wtf. Angela poked me and said “pay money to sleep ar” wtf but I was so grumpy and hungry ok! I had no breakfast and my lunch was a Kitkat wtf.

And the stupid bus driver said we had time to stop to pick up coffee but not Macdonald’s which was next door wtf. What nonsense is this!

Me and Angela stayed in the bus sulking while everyone else got off and got coffee/snapped pictures outside and suddenly Jeannie pranced back into the bus holding McNuggets WTF WHO SAID NO TIME HUH

That’s why la always follow rules. Won’t get far in life wtf.


Some nice fountain wtf.


This was the hotel that Johnny (insert last name) worked at as a waiter or something before he got famous for starring in Tarzan wtf.


Then we went to the most beautiful swimming pool I have ever seen. It’s called the Venetian Pool and the historical details of it escape me, but whatever la just enjoy the pictures.


Every piece in the whole area is beautiful.


This is the pool!


And this is the area beside the pool.


A view of the pool itself.


I so wanted to go swim there! (despite the fact that I hate swimming)


I am so talented at wearing tops as dresses wtf.


Photo shoot wtf.


Us 🙂


So many pictures of us because the bus driver insisted on taking them for us wtf. Took multiple shots some more, and even dragged us to different vantage points of the place to look and take more pictures.

We love him wtf.

At first I hated him hahaha cos his voice was annoying wtf and he kept pronouncing words wrongly why I so discriminate wan T_T Some more didn’t allow us to get off the bus to buy Macds I didn’t get to eat until dinner T_T

But after he took so many pictures for us voluntarily, he’s now my man wtf.


Taken by bus driver again.


And then we went for a boat tour through the Star Islands. The Star Islands are 6 manmade islands full of celebrities’ mansions. So we went to do some star gazing wtf wtf.


Jeannie with the mascot wtf.


The ___ of the boat ar? Pire? wtf. Something starting with the letter S? wtf. OH PROW RIGHT HAHAHA I JUST GOT IT


I’m not looking very happy because: a) no food b) the wind wtf. I hate wind la seriously makes my hair disgusting. Blows it out of style and it always gets extra dirty when its windy T_T


Mild and Angela still very happy though.

Okay so ladies and gentlemen, a walk through the lives of Hollywood A List Celebrities wtf.


This house belongs to Antonio Banderas! Of Zorro and… Evita fame?


Jackie Chan. Angela was complaining how come there were no Asian’s houses there. Nah your token Asian there you go wtf.


Rambo’s house wtf. Sly Stallone la.


Gloria Estefan.


Wendy’s. The owner of the fastfood chain Wendy’s bought this house and then passed it on to his daughter, Wendy, whom he obviously named the restaurants after 🙂


Shaquille O’Neal. Is this how you spell his name. There’s a basketball court there too.


The filming location of the Addam’s Family! *snaps fingers


This used to belong to Frank Sinatra, but now is owned by the Parker family, the penmakers.


Will Smith’s house!


Julio Iglesias. Father of Moley Iglesias wtf.


Ricky Martin! Dunno why looks like a science center.


Jennifer Lopez!

The house that used to belong to Elizabeth Taylor is there too but I forgot which one it is.


Us at dinner. Look at how tired we were after the whole day of touring.

It was our last night and Mild/Adriana the black and chillz still wanted to go clubbing!

Frankly I was already exhausted by the 3rd night of clubbing in a row and when I asked her “Mild are we still going clubbing tonight?”, she scoffed and said “Is that even a question” wtf why is my friend so happening T____________T

So when on the last day Jeannie wanted to stay in the hotel and study wtf (much to Mild’s dismay) I was secretly pleased and so was Angela wtf.

But we decided to pretend it was all Jeannie’s wish wtf. Aiya one person to take the blame is better than three ok wtf.

(Ya Mild now you know our secret wtf)

And that’s the end of Miami!

We boarded the plane the next morning, in jeans and hoodies, devoid of makeup and looking unrecognizable wtf.

Oh ya, our music video wtf. Cheesy until dunno what la hahaha please don’t vomit wtf. We didn’t take enough footage for the whole song unfortunately so it’s about half the song only. Plus I am so digusting in the close up shots why do I insist on humiliating myself T_T

And guess who showed up on my doorstep?


Hello! wtf.

Comments (26)

  • baobei pic # 11 with you looks like a painting. Very pretty!

    aud: aiya every picture of me also looks very pretty ok!

  • The part where you dramatized “sometimes I’m scared of you” is a classic wtf. Thanks for the laugh wtf.

    aud: hahaha you’re welcome. its ironic because mild is like 9 inches taller than me and she’s scared of me hahaha

  • lol the video was funnyXD loved the running parts!

  • U girls rocks! Hahaa..make my day looking at d video.

    aud: hahaha thank you!

  • HAHAHAHA YOUR MUSIC VIDEO the way you run’s like you were being chased by a dog

    I get the *snaps fingers* for the Addam’s Family!

    And the photo of you and the blue window damnnnnnn pretty /shy

    aud: chased by max /shy hahaha are u the only one who got that! i even have a video of me humming the theme song and snapping my fingers wtf

  • Your portrait photo so pretty and professional ok and the music video dam funny wtf wtf. so literal wtf.
    haha was it your idea to write on jerry’s foot XD

    aud: ya cos i think he was waving his foot in my face wtf while i was trying to do homework (cos my desk and bed are right next to each other) so i got annoyed and grabbed his foot and scribbled wtf

  • your music video… LOL…

    aud: haha do u like it!

  • u mean let the pics do the talking ar wtf and cheh i saw all this ages ago wtf

    aud: oh ya hahahaha why my typo like that hahahaahah

  • wtf wtf how did jerry stay still long enough for you to write all of that on his foot? if it was me i would’ve died of squeamishness.

    oh and hair up in ponytail better lah! updo very ah ma!

    aud: dying of squeamishness is better than me merajuk-ing wtf. updo very cute ok what do u know! obviously not the ballet bun la wtf

  • wtf hahahah the video damn funny but why you look like u got punched wtf. in both eyes wtf.

    aud: can i help it if i have oily eyes wtf. no la we were walking out in the sun the whole day and my makeup melted already by then 🙁

  • HAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA OMFG THAT’S ALL I CAN SAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (at ur music video wtf)

    aud: hahahaa very funny what! sigh why am i so talented wtf

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. i like the part “sometimes im scared of you”.
    i laughed so hard, i woke my mom up. wtf.

    aud: hahahaha ya i look like some unscary monster T_T

  • ahhhhh i love your funny music videos! you guys are so creative! lol… at the first part of the clip, you look so shy and embarrass xD ” sometimes i’m scared of you will be legendary. xD you should try submitting the video to America’s funniest video or smth like that xD…… so cute and funny la you……… xD

  • Ricky Martin is a true nerd at heart. His house looks like our pusat sains negara. The ‘treat you right’ part of the song so funny. Haha.. Btw, look like a real music video clip, the part with your hair blowing.

  • Audrey! It’s Ai Ping! Omg your blog is damn funny/cute la.. Cos you write exactly the way you talk. Can just imagine u talking. Like Suet like that.. haha… And damn banyak pictures.. duno where u guys find the time to post all of them! Anyway, just wanted to say hi!

  • Ai, seriously~ I got to defend myself here!
    I didn’t wanted to go clubbing okay!~ I just thought we should at least sit outside and talk or something. Enjoy the last night out in the nice weather 😛 I not THAT Black and Chillz.. -_-” (Jeannie just want to hop online & chat ^_~*)
    I would also like to take credit for the music video – ^_^ – .. thanks for all the comment.. hahaha

  • THIS VIDEO IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!

  • Babe, i wanted to reply it and show it to my hubby and it stop for loading and it stop at this point

    http://www.Photo-Host.org/view/029260audrey.jpg

    LOL.. so cute la u …..

    Have a great week ahead anyway…

  • ps: replay*

  • angela and you have the same dress…u both are like twins d man…haha..

    damn funny la ur expression in d video.haha!

  • hahaha damnnnn, that song is so classic. And you guys should make more. Good old britney spears. I demand Hit Me baby One More time as your next video! demand demand!

  • I know this comment is damn lagging, but in your list of ten things that make me cry, I hate playing the game Monkey too! It is the stupidest game ever concocted! =( I feel your pain darling *hug hug*

  • smalls: HAHAHAHHA woe of short people HAHAHAHHAHAHA

    aud: And haha, I just saw your video (’cause my other pc got no sound wtf) HAHAHAH damn sohai! And really la, your close ups quite disgusting WTF but still cute and funny la! *shifty eyes*

  • your video clip brighten up my day audrey! thanks 😀

  • suddenly have this heavy feeling in my heart. i miss you babie

  • re: yes I like it! the fact that you guys had the idea to do it and did it in a public place – respect! haha.

    btw, just to kepoh, i’ve been reading ur blog and noticed that u work on campus – just wondering – did you file your tax? because can get $$$ back you know… i just wished someone had told me this years ago… so just wanted to ask/tell you… 🙂

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