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Ugly ninja

If you read Jammie and Suet, you would have read their How to Be a Ninja posts.

So when Suet and Shanshan came over today, they hustled to turn me into a ninja too wtf. Using Jerry’s tshirt as props wtf.

Apparently I’m the world’s ugliest ninja because they both fell over themselves laughing and I think at one point Suet was gasping on the bed while Shanshan was crawling on the floor in fits wtf T___________T


Hajimemashite (Nice to meet you)


Busu desu. (I’m Ugly wtf)


Bottom cut off to censor my boxers on strict instruction from Jerry (who is probably regretting his decision to choose a ninja warrior right this moment wtf). He said cannot let the world see, but please la just look at my face who on earth would be turned on by that wtf.


Whipping around to attack a fresh victim wtf.

Got video some more seriously this is like attack after attack (pun intended wtf) of Audrey-ugliness will there be no end to it. Sometimes I question if I am really a girl wtf.


Just to remind everybody that I normally do not look like that T____T That is just my default appearance ok without makeup or contacts (which is actually pretty damn ugly sigh)

Comments (24)

  • sigh……..baobei u r so unique……haha…( no regrets )

    aud: ya sorry its too late even if u regret wtf

  • HAHHAHAHAH I can perfectly unerstand why one gasping on the bed and one having fits on the floor wtf HAHHAHAHHAHA

    aud: HAHAHAHA UGLY NINJA DAMN HOT OK WHAT DO U KNOW

  • hahahaha wtf AUD U ARE SO CUtE SO CUTE SO CUTE hahahaha i was laughing like mad when i watched the video hahahaha! and can hear suet laughing like crazy hahaha so funny wei! 😀

  • hhaahah and why ninja attack and kick with fluffy pink bedroom slipper one!!!!! roflolllll

    aud: hahahahah i was wearing them and didn’t think about it la hahaahhaha. im talking to u right now n learning so much wtf

  • Look like Lawrence of Arabia.

    aud: haha like a sheik wtf

  • that is so funny xD

    are u wearing those enlarging pupil eye contacts in brown or smth? hahha

    aud: haha no they were just regular color contacts. in green i think

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cannot breathe omg u r prolly the funniest thing on earth!

    aud: hahahaha really la i was going to black out wtf. no la exaggerating hahaha

  • AHAHAHAHAHAH WTF AUDREY OOI!!!!!
    why so good wan ar, your ninja attempt got added bonus of video wtf wtf.
    and of course got people turned on, jerry lah wtf XD

    aud: HAHAHAH i dont think so lor! i think he was chagrined wtf

  • HAHAHAHHAHA UGLY NINJA- THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD HAHAHAHHAHAHA
    everyone! did you see how she turned and attacked me omg i almost died of heart attack ok hahahahahhahah

    aud: hahahaah i think the camera jumped when i attacked u hahahahahah

  • Audrey, ARE YOU OKAY? LOL.. Too stress from school work and is that the only way you can destress with? LOL.. U are realllllllllyyyyyyyyyy being yourself.. O GOD… LOVE YOU LOADS … Have a nice weekend and you are really pretty okies.. if not i wouldnt be so glued to your blog man.. plus ur funniess… HUGS..

    aud: haha thanks shundy…im ok la but they all ask me to act so i act as best i can wtf

  • HAHAHAHAAH I LIKED IT WHEN YOU WHIPPED AROUND TO ATTACK SUET

    aud: HAHAHA did u feel the fear! wtf

  • you are so CUTE.
    omg

    aud: hahaha thank u *shy

  • *faint* nm don’t worry you still very pretty!@@@ hohohoho

    aud: hahaha eh wake up la wtf

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA I still cannot help laughing!!!!! kazoku!! y r u soo cute!!!!! hahahahaha

    p.s. should we move to a suite in the new dorm?? >

    aud: hahaha family ur the one who was rolling on the bed laughing T_T ya i think u should take this chance to move to the new dorm!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg wanna cry!

    aud: hahaha dont cry la come i wipe ur tears

  • sigh.

    aud: why not enough oxygen ar? wtf

  • sigh *echoes angie wtf.

    aud: breathe la wtf

  • HAHAHHAHAA why is Shan Shan as sohai hahahahhahah I think I’ll like her

    “Ugliest Ninja worst thing in the world” hahahhaa “Cannot breathe” hahaha

    aud: yalah i was sucking in tshirt instead of oxygen wtf T_T hahahahaha ya come here baby and join us /boo

  • Almost at the end of your video when you kneeled down, looks like you are sembayang (plus the pattern of your rug and “tudung”).

    aud: hahahaha ya my rug is very ethnic looking >.>

  • the way you moved about is so cute and robotic.

    aud: hahahah cos i have no grace T_T

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE.

    I LOVE THAT JERRY CHOSE TO USE THE WORD ‘UNIQUE’ INSTEAD OF ‘baobei…u r so WEIRD’

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAhaHAH

    aud: hahahaha yalah i continually pestered him until he came up with ‘no la ur unique la’ wtf

  • eh i just realized that if people didn’t know it was you in ninja garb, they’d have a hard time telling if it was you or me in it. the upper halves of our faces are identical dei

    aud: where got! your eyes where got so big wtf. and your forehead where got so wide wtf.

  • eh your brother makes sense. hahahahaha.

  • aud: ya sorry its too late even if u regret wtf……………

    love ur reply…haha….always so funny…

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