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Jammie and FOD

1. Guess who’s turned 21!

Happy Birthday Jammie!


Doing what she does best. Beating peasants into submission WTF.

Here’s to:

Me feeling like I’ve known you forever when in fact it hasn’t been long at all.

Being the Club peacekeeper (and zookeeper) wtf

Looking the most innocent and pure but actually the most sneaky and willing to go to great lengths to discover gossip wtf.

Your sense of humor and silly jokes.

Being the only force capable of attracting us all back to Malaysia 🙂

I love you Jam!

2. I hate my laptop with a passion unheard of in me wtf. Yarabi wtf.

I just reformatted it last August! When Nemo kicked it and it crashed wtf. And I installed more RAM and a new hard drive too.

And look where it is now. Dying on me:((((

Wanna open PDF also freeze. Too many MSN conversations also freeze. Don’t dare to listen to music anymore because scared freeze wtf.

Angela said that when I leave the room the computer makes noises like it’s about to explode T_T

Fuck this shit sigh.

3. Okay so Mild, Shanshan and I performed a Thai traditional dance at the Festival of Diversity last Saturday.

Reasons why we decided to go through with it:

I wanted a traditional Thai outfit and told Mild to get one for me when she went back to Bangkok. And after that I wanted to wear it somewhere wtf.

Instead doing the usual (lazy ass) fashion show (only need to walk) I decided to challenge myself (and Mild wtf) by doing a Thai dance with her and we recruited Shanshan.

And wah was Mild challenged wtf. I think she never felt this much fear and anxiety in her life (except when job-hunting maybe wtf)

It is apparently exceedingly difficult to teach me how to dance wtf. And I have an uncanny ability to perform the exact same steps everyone else is doing yet look totally different wtf.

But Mild so patient ok! Told me about the same mistake repeatedly but still didn’t get angry. Hid her feelings well wtf. shiny-eyes.jpg


Hello everybuddy!


It took 8 safety pins, 15 bobby pins, 5 butterfly clips and a shitload of wax and hairspray to look like this.


Shanshan and Mild who danced beautifully! (Me in the back who was totally off wtf)


Mild damn cute here hahahaha


Artistic shot by Mild. Take that Jerry Ko! wtf


Mild afraid of my monkey/lemur/tarsiar impression.


She scared me one day and my eyes popped out like this wtf.

Here’s a video of the dance! The reason why my blog has so many videos these days is because Mild is too damn free wtf. But her editing skills all very good right!

Thank god the lighting wasn’t good and we’re blurred out. Mild and Shanshan were so nervous in contrast to me wtf dahlah the worst at dancing already still tak sedar diri (don’t realize) so calm wtf.

Comments (20)

  • WTF that pic scared the hell outta me!!! hak sei ngo wtf

    aud: yau kuai ahhhh wtf. hak sei yan wtf

  • I love you so much Audie /boo

    Beating peasants into submission AHAHAHHAA darkskinned peasant …

    And your costume’s damn nice! Mild’s photo damn nice! Shan Shan’s smile damn nice!

    I love you again

    aud: i love you too /boo HAHAHAHA darkskinned peasant wtf

  • O my GOD, I screamed “FUCK” when i strolled down to that “popped eyes” pic.. Flight the shit outta me.. Drey…
    LOL…

    Nice video my dear…

    aud: hahaha nobody has called me drey before wtf

  • Last pic looks like ET. Btw, Shanshan so pretty wan.

    aud: ya she is! any style she wear also nice T_T

  • OMFG!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • oh and btw, nice video:PP i love the music:D

    aud: i’ll tell mild! she made the video 🙂

  • what is wrong with your dancing wei -_____- apa in i thought you say until like what and the video shows three graceful girls dancing wtf. shortsell wtf.

    and you and shan shan and mild look damn nice ok. and your hair is almost….sculptural wtf. are those flowers in your hair 0___0

    and WTF. that photo scared the living daylights out of me 0____0 I had to drive in peak hour traffic today ok (first time ever driving on my own i aus wtffff, yeah i am lame wtf), so my life expectancy decreased by 10 years di and now your pics shaved another 5 years off easy wtf.

    aud: oh cos mild didn’t put in the part where i was doing something totally off beat hahaha. i was wearing a crown! sculptural konon wtf

  • ps: and Jam so cute!!! even when beating Li Tat into submission wtf. with her foot wtf.
    pps: another thought – all of you in the club damn petite ok. so you girls ar, don’t simply diet here diet there, nanti become so skinny until left half a club only wtf.

    aud: half a club WTF HAHAHAHAH. no la i never diet! this tze and suet only *points fingers wtf. my greatest fear is hunger ok wtf. just that we’re all short la hahaha

  • all ur outfits look so nice! but haha the monkey pic scared me!! >.

    aud: thanks! hahaha it wasn’t a monkey it was a tarsiar!

  • WAT THE…..mahsyallahhh…y larrr u go n put tht tarsier pic???

    aud: haha not funny meh 🙁

  • Eh why in the video you same height with the other (taller) girls!!!

    And I swear, at one point of the video, I saw you doing kung fu moves…

    And at another point, you were marching like a soldier.

    HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA I love your dancing la woman HAHAHHAHA.

    aud: hahahaha cos of the crown on my head only la! somore mild was standing a little behind us thats why look like same height wtf. HAHA ya our nights at seven *reminiscent wtf

  • Happy Birthday Jammie !!

  • wahhh your dancing! like robot wtf

    aud: ya damn hip ok what u know wtf

  • ya that pic damn scary, better take it off before your blog turns haunted la! and you all look damn cute in the thai outfit! sure very outstanding among the rest! =D

    aud: haha what haunted! not a ghost also the pic hahahahah

  • gosh! I don’t think I ever see my name mentioned so many times on your blog! O_O I am glad to see that everybody like aud+tarsier mix hahahaha. Thanks for all the vdo comments. .. and i guess i have to say i imagine u would be worst at this dance thing.. regardless of the mistake u made on stage.. wtf ~ -_-“

  • HAHAHAHA… cannot believe that aunkey face!!! have to hold my laugh cuz suet is studying… HAHAHAHA family u r so cute!!

  • all of you dance really well… great job on the coach and the students. not bad for a short rehersal….

  • “It took 8 safety pins, 15 bobby pins, 5 butterfly clips and a shitload of wax and hairspray to look like this.”

    SAFETY PINS?
    SAFETY PINS???

    you used safety pins on your hair?! hahahahhaahah for what!

    lol and the tarsier pic. and yah hahaha the march like solider part so funny.

    but what do i know? i have three left feet and no sense of timing.

  • LOL..
    Pardon me..
    My bestie is also call Audrey and i always goes like DREY…
    LOL..
    Oops..
    Pardon me..

    See, i read you blog so religiously until i felt like AS THOU i know you in person..
    HAhahaHAHA…

    Sob sob sob.. Since no one calls you that then i shall stick back to Babe okies…
    LOL…

    Anyway, i will be going back to KL on the 26 april to view some shoplet.
    Wish me luck that i see a Ideal one then u can go SPREE inside FOC…
    (Just once) LOL..
    I am just kidding..

    Hugs…

  • Thank you Angie!

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