Ok this is to clarify that I did write a post last night but when I clicked publish stupid blorc was down!

So I lost my whole post!

But I don’t mind rewriting because I just got back from my thesis defense AND I PASSED!!!

On the downside, Lipman was late wtf. Nemoto and Datla and I were waiting for him and it turned out he mixed the times up T_T

And then I had to talk about my work on this project and answer all their questions about it.

And then they kicked me out of the room to discuss if it was worthy of honors.

And that was the longest 15 minutes of my life. I wanted to puke and shit at the same time ok damn uncomfortable. And there were like electric shocks coursing through my body I thought I would go crazy and jump up and break the light or something wtf.

But then Lipman opened his door and said “Congratulations Audrey you’re getting honors.”

T_________________T

And then Datla and Nemoto came out and Datla said “you did a very good job” and Nemoto said “omedetou” T__________T

So I’m graduating magna cum laude plus honors for my thesis <3333333333333333

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The day Aud Ooi met Santa!

We were in a store (more about this later) and I turned the corner and came face to face with Santa!

I love Santa ok I always believed in him wtf when I was a kid I read about Rudolph for the first time one Xmas and I ran outside to look at the sky to see if I could see his red nose wtf. And I promise I did! I dunno if I imagined it la ok but I really did see a faint red light blinking above! Maybe it was a plane wtf.

And I always wanted to take pictures with Santas in the mall but need to pay wtf. And everyone knows mall Santas aren’t real anyway.

So when I saw this Santa, my mouth opened wtf and I went up to him and asked “Santa, what are you doing here?”

And he said “this is my workshop.”

Then I sat down next to him and proceeded to bombard him with questions.

“What do you do when it’s not Christmas?”

He said “Christmas is a whole-year event now. There are nearly two billion children in the world today you know.”

I asked “Then what do you do when you can’t get into houses? What if the house has no chimney?”

Santa said “Well then I use my magic key to get in the front door” hahahaha damn cute!

Then I flagged down a passing Jeannie and yelled “Jeannie help me think of more questions for Santa!” since I had him on the spot ok but she ignored me.

I didn’t wanna leave him ok wanna stay with him forever and help him make toys wtf. I think he was a bit wary of this crazed 20+ Asian girl though wtf.

If I could ask for one wish from Santa it’d be that we didn’t have to graduate and separate T_____________T

Yesterday I was listening to Sarah Maclachlan I Will Remember You and I typed in caps to Mild “MILD WILL YOU REMEMBER ME” and she said “calm the fuck down of course I will” wtf hahahaha apparently Angela did the same thing to her too.

We are trying to maximise our time together so the 4 of us seniors went clubbing in Boston.

On the way we listened to Vitamin C Graduation song wtf and all of us cried T_________T

Everyone had to look upwards to avoid makeup running.

Except Jeannie who couldn’t take her eyes off the road.

Sigh how la still 2 weeks to graduation and we’re already crying. Let me just cry for the next 2 weeks wtf.

The four of us.

I don’t know why are we so lucky to meet such people ok but there were so many weird geeky people at Pearl it wasn’t funny wtf.

First there was this drunk guy who kept trying to get into our picture WTF. Then he and his equally drunk friend grabbed Jeannie and pulled her down so she flopped down between them wtf.

Then later he tried to dance with us and Angela and Mild pushed him away and he said “do you know who I am?” WTF like damn big shot ohhhhhhhh.

Later I guess he found a willing victim in this random girl with a big butt who danced with him until they both fell down on the floor WTF and he still tried to sex her on the floor wtf damn disgusting fell on Mild’s foot some more wtf.

Must put more photos of us if not no more chance T3T

Mild and Jeannie.

And then we bumped into Sambo and Brian and Heartburn (not in picture)

I knew we would bump into them! I didn’t call them beforehand cos we wanted a girls night out but out of nowhere they bound up and sling their arms around our shoulders wtf.

Felt a bit bad cos I told Heartburn we didn’t call them cos it was supposed to be girls only but I forgot that Jeannie brought Tommy (guy she likes hoho)

With Tommy and Sambo.

Maybe we kept attracting weirdos the whole night cos we were weird ourselves. We had 2 bottles of water with us and we didn’t want to carry them and dance so we placed them at out feet wtf and Sambo got fed up and put it in his pocket.

Like the guy who kept biting his dog tag while dancing wtf (white tshirt). I made Brian put his own necklace in his mouth to take a picture for comparison wtf.

Dog Tag Guy is friends with the Happiest Guy in the World (blue shirt) who danced with a perpetual gentle smile on his face when you look at him you just know he’s thinking about rainbows and roses wtf.

Me and Brian eating our necklaces.  Why is my nose shit green wtf.

Then there was this er plus sized guy wtf who bounded up to the 4 of us and danced like a gorilla why are so lucky T____________T

Somore he kept looking at us expectantly as though he was waiting for us to clap and cheer wtf.

I didn’t dare to look at him in the eye (scared I find total insanity in them wtf) so I looked at Jeannie and Angela who looked as surprised and confused as I was and then I looked at Mild and she was bent over crying wtf hahahahaha cos laugh too much.

Hahahahaha Angela tried to block his face from the camera but I dunno why his tongue is out hahahahahaha

Us.

Playing clapping games in the club wtf.

Sambo wanted in.

With Brian.

Sambo’s brother Samba was there too (when I first met him I thought his name was Simba WTF) and he said to me “this is not summer why are you wearing so little” wtf I will miss them all when I graduate too T_T

And then another guy tried to intrude into our pic again! Damn persistent ok already tried to dance with us earlier and we refused and now here he comes again dahlah so ugly and something wrong with his eyeball position somore wtf.

Group picture ok bye guys see you in never T3T