The other day we went to the Butterfly Farm (of all places)
I picked out my white top/dress to wear and it rained T3T hence the stockings and boots.
(I really need to stop buying white clothes am I going to a Chinese funeral wtf. Some more everyday wear white makes it look like I’m wearing the same thing over and over again which I am not okay wtf.)
Okay I know I hate nature and all but I forgot how much I was fascinated with bugs when I was younger! Ya seriously don’t know why of all things I was into insects. I even had a long-standing subscription to this kid’s magazine about creepy crawlies ok wtf.
Madagascar hissing cockroaches!
Leaf insects!
While the rest were busy taking pictures of pretty butterflies I was busy taking pictures of roaches wtf. Later only joined them.
We went in and butterflies were flitting all around us!
It was all so pretty that I really forgot who my enemy is (Mother Nature) and declared that I wanted to stay there forever and work there wtf.
Butterflies engaging in the most noble act of all wtf.
A butterfly landed on Mild! How lucky is she!
And then one on Jeannie’s watch!
And then there’s me throwing a tantrum cos no butterfly landed on me.
Sitting as still as rocks so butterflies would land on us wtf.
But to no avail:(
This was a dying butterfly:( I did NOT kill it ar I tell you first wtf.
Its getting its daily intake of sugar.
There were quails too.
So me and Mild spent some time chasing after them trying to get pictures. Mild’s quail looks like a rat hahahahahaha
I was trying to get a good picture with the quail but it kept running away! So I had to crawl after it determinedly wtf.
Us.
And then the most disgusting thing in the world appeared T_________T Dunno what lizard la one of the staff came up with it and Mild, Jeannie and Angie took pictures with it (I think they are out of their minds)
God I can’t even look at that thing properly and she can kiss it!
The staff turned to me to hand the lizard over for my turn in taking pictures but I said hastily “no that’s alright” just look at my face do I look like I want to take a picture with that monster seriously if that thing ever comes into contact with me I will faint and if I ever see a snake I don’t care how big it is I will get a stroke.
I hate all reptiles and amhibians!
Except turtles I love turtles and tortoises I had one called Alfie wtf.
Mild saw a tank labeled “Randolph the Tortoise” is in and she called me over to go look.
And then I went over and gushed over how cute the tortoise was until Mild suddenly realized I was looking at a plastic tortoise decoration in the tank and not at the real tortoise WTF.
The real Randolph.
The imposter! *dun dun dun wtf. In my defense, plastic Randolph looked very realistic ok wtf.
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FIRST!!!!!!! hahahahaha wtf.
anyway!
1. the winged chair… you really look like you sprouted wings. spread your wings and fly, audterfly! =P
2. WHY TAKE PICS OF ROACHES SO GROSS ONE if i see that in front of me *i* will get a stroke.
3. the tantrum pic. what in the world is that… mini dinosaur thing you look like you’re stamping on! hahahahaha
4. Dying butterfly sensed your resentment of mother nature hence it started to die wtf. see. love mother nature!
5. They say roasted quail is yummy…
6. the lizard is SO ugly and SO gross i can’t believe they actually held it eurgh…. haha.
THE END. thank you. =P
aud:
1. hahahaa ya that’s why it was a coincidence i sat in that positiion! after that mild jeannie n angie all wanted to take pics in that position too wtf
2. cos im a bug fan la ok wtf. quite gross la but cool at the same time! but if they were house cockroaches they’d be looking at me from under my slipper wtf
3. hahahaha ya i was pretending to be a giant actually
4. HAHAHA no la i found it not that it died on me!
5. WTF why u like this! sah lah memang cina wtf.
6. YAA IT WAS DISGUSTING OK I FELT NAUSEOUS
The wing chair is so pwetty! Btw, I hate lizard so much I think I might get heart attack one of these days when it pops behind a door or something.
aud: ya the chair is so pretty right! YA i hate lizards too seriously if i see one i would have no problem stabbing it to death wtf
this is totally unrelated to ur post lol. but are u using the fujifilm camera? which model is it and is it good?
aud: ya im using fujifilm finepix z5. i think its really good cos im not a high tech person and its really easy to use it. the camera adjusts itself to different lightings and i like how the colors turn out.
hahahaha kelian the real rudolph!
aud: ya the real randolph LOA wtf
oh ya. aud. plastic randolph has a RED shell hahahahahha where got such things one! hahahahahha.
aud: dunno la hahahaha how would i know red tortoises could exist!
hahaha i like ur expression in the pic with mild and lizard thingy and u at the background hahahha
oops not mild! hehe jeannie! ^_^
aud: ya hahah i was disgusted and amazed at how she could hold that thing on her shoulder and pose T_T
the plastic randolph looks like a decoration la ok how can you mistake it hahahahaha ew why do u want butterflies to land on you are you forgetting that they were once gross caterpillars wtf
the lizard quite cute wat! AND HOW CAN YOU LIKE ROACHES YOU ARE DISTURBED AUDREY OOI THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE IF A COCKROACH COMES NEAR ME I’LL HAVE A STROKE OK
aud: it was safe in the tank ok! i didnt say i liked them i said i was fascinated wtf. and butterflies were in a cocoon ok nothing gross about it!
hahahha damn stupid randolph why u damn stupid seriously lalala dunno what to say edi i’m home /boo
aud: ya eat more pan mee and kai fan for me T_T
i thought you had wings in the first pic…
did you think rudoplh stand still for you to take pic? hehehe…
aud: it’s randolph! aiya tortoises dont move much ma T_T
you only dare to take the pic of the cockroaches because they were in tank,right?
you should put some sugar on you hand to lure the butterfly to land.
aud: ya if they were out of the tank i would jump up and run screaming off into the horizon T_T ya so smart i didn’t think of that!
HAHAHAH you try to lure butterflies to land on you and HAHAHHAH how could you mistook a decoration tortoise!!!
There was once I was driving, and a butterfly landed on my windshield, and I think it got stuck. So I thought to give it a helping hand, and on my wipers so that it could remove itself and fly off, but the wipers started sweeping and squashed it to death. Got butterfly juice all over my windshield. T_________T
I am a buttefly killer. T___T
aud: HORRRR U KILLER wtf. hahahah why u so ungentle go use your wipers!